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07-04-2006, 02:37 AM
UOW's Live Play by Play of WWE RAW, no spoilers in the Shoutbox please, please discuss everything RAW here. Check in thye SHoutbox for updates.
WWE RAW Results - July 3, 2006
Credit: 411Mania.com
clips of last week's Raw, in particular the DX parody of the McMahon's.
DX is here and they approach the building. They are stopped by Coach and a ton of security. The crowd chants for DX and they ask if they can move. Coach says he can't because it is a nice night, but it is a short one for them. WWE.com would have told them that they are banned. They say they don't know how to use computers. Coach says they won't be on Raw this evening. HBK asks what they ever did to Vince? HHH smiles as Coach asks them to leave. They say no problem and leave. HHH is smiling way too much; he obviously has a plan!
JR and King welcome us to Raw and discuss DX being banned and some of the matches later tonight.
Edge and Lita make their way to the ring.
Edge on the mic: "Mark it down people, the Rated R Superstar will OWN this summer. Tomorrow night I go to ECW?and when I get there I will defeat RVD for my 2nd WWE Championship. And then it is on to SNME where I will defend the title against Cena and RVD. Let me put it this way, RVD is like the Phillies; yeah, he is bland, overrated and has no heart! John Cena, Cena is like the Eagles; he is good, really good, but not good enough to be champion. Me, I am like Terrell Owens; I just want out of here. Make no mistake, this is my summer, even my lady Lita, Lita will beat Torrie Wilson's ass and show here what a cover girl should be like. Tonight I am involved in a triple threat tag match, and I will announce my partner right now."
John Cena's music hits and he is out to the ring. Edge says he is rude. Cena and Edge brawl! Cena clears the ring and RVD's music hits now! RVD is out with his title belts and a mic. HIGH TIMES~!
RVD: "So, I have this match last week with Cena?and since then, everywhere I go is this talk about how close Cena came to making me tap. That is what they are saying. I guess we'll never know. What I do know is that I am a fighting champion. **CENA SUCKS CHANTS** Cena, forget about the tag match?you want another shot one on one for the WWE title? I say let's do it tonight!"
Edge: "What the hell is this? So if Cena wins, my title match will be void! That is not fair to me! I refuse to get screwed."
RVD: "That's right, you'll get in my business anyway. Let's do SNME TONIGHT!"
Edge: "Fine, I want to win my title in front of these Philly assholes! Mark my words, the WWE champion will be rated R!"
RVD: "Correction, the next champion will be rated R?V?D!"
Outside we see a limo pull up and Vince arrives. Coach is here and welcomes him. Vince tells him to be quiet! He says to tell him DX in not here. Coach says they were here, but he told them they were barred and ran away! Vince says it sounds good to him. Vince says it is a holiday weekend?and then we see a car with a ton of chicks pull up.
Back from commercial with a promo about Batista's return this Friday.
Lita vs. Torrie Wilson
Lita tells Torrie to hit her?she misses and Lita with rights. Suplex to Torrie and a cover for 1. Wristlock by Lita, Russian leg sweep and float over for 2. She tosses Torrie down and chokes her on the ropes. Knee to the back by Lita. Knee to the head by Lita. Forearms by Lita now and then rights take Torrie down. Lita mocks her and Torrie slaps her. Lita is pissed and Torrie gets a hair pull and clothesline. Dropkick to Lita. Irish whip and a corner splash by Torrie. She goes for the tossed salad?but Lita tosses her into the ref. DDT by Lita and that is all.
Winner: Lita @ 2:35 via pin
Coach and Vince are backstage. Vince wants to make sure DX is not here. Vince says catering isn't here and his toilet is stopped up. Coach says it is a holiday weekend and Vince says he NEVER takes a day off. Vince tells him to find out what is going on and tells him to leave.
WWE RAW Results - July 3, 2006
Credit: 411Mania.com
clips of last week's Raw, in particular the DX parody of the McMahon's.
DX is here and they approach the building. They are stopped by Coach and a ton of security. The crowd chants for DX and they ask if they can move. Coach says he can't because it is a nice night, but it is a short one for them. WWE.com would have told them that they are banned. They say they don't know how to use computers. Coach says they won't be on Raw this evening. HBK asks what they ever did to Vince? HHH smiles as Coach asks them to leave. They say no problem and leave. HHH is smiling way too much; he obviously has a plan!
JR and King welcome us to Raw and discuss DX being banned and some of the matches later tonight.
Edge and Lita make their way to the ring.
Edge on the mic: "Mark it down people, the Rated R Superstar will OWN this summer. Tomorrow night I go to ECW?and when I get there I will defeat RVD for my 2nd WWE Championship. And then it is on to SNME where I will defend the title against Cena and RVD. Let me put it this way, RVD is like the Phillies; yeah, he is bland, overrated and has no heart! John Cena, Cena is like the Eagles; he is good, really good, but not good enough to be champion. Me, I am like Terrell Owens; I just want out of here. Make no mistake, this is my summer, even my lady Lita, Lita will beat Torrie Wilson's ass and show here what a cover girl should be like. Tonight I am involved in a triple threat tag match, and I will announce my partner right now."
John Cena's music hits and he is out to the ring. Edge says he is rude. Cena and Edge brawl! Cena clears the ring and RVD's music hits now! RVD is out with his title belts and a mic. HIGH TIMES~!
RVD: "So, I have this match last week with Cena?and since then, everywhere I go is this talk about how close Cena came to making me tap. That is what they are saying. I guess we'll never know. What I do know is that I am a fighting champion. **CENA SUCKS CHANTS** Cena, forget about the tag match?you want another shot one on one for the WWE title? I say let's do it tonight!"
Edge: "What the hell is this? So if Cena wins, my title match will be void! That is not fair to me! I refuse to get screwed."
RVD: "That's right, you'll get in my business anyway. Let's do SNME TONIGHT!"
Edge: "Fine, I want to win my title in front of these Philly assholes! Mark my words, the WWE champion will be rated R!"
RVD: "Correction, the next champion will be rated R?V?D!"
Outside we see a limo pull up and Vince arrives. Coach is here and welcomes him. Vince tells him to be quiet! He says to tell him DX in not here. Coach says they were here, but he told them they were barred and ran away! Vince says it sounds good to him. Vince says it is a holiday weekend?and then we see a car with a ton of chicks pull up.
Back from commercial with a promo about Batista's return this Friday.
Lita vs. Torrie Wilson
Lita tells Torrie to hit her?she misses and Lita with rights. Suplex to Torrie and a cover for 1. Wristlock by Lita, Russian leg sweep and float over for 2. She tosses Torrie down and chokes her on the ropes. Knee to the back by Lita. Knee to the head by Lita. Forearms by Lita now and then rights take Torrie down. Lita mocks her and Torrie slaps her. Lita is pissed and Torrie gets a hair pull and clothesline. Dropkick to Lita. Irish whip and a corner splash by Torrie. She goes for the tossed salad?but Lita tosses her into the ref. DDT by Lita and that is all.
Winner: Lita @ 2:35 via pin
Coach and Vince are backstage. Vince wants to make sure DX is not here. Vince says catering isn't here and his toilet is stopped up. Coach says it is a holiday weekend and Vince says he NEVER takes a day off. Vince tells him to find out what is going on and tells him to leave.