Bullpitt
05-22-2009, 12:34 PM
Blonde walks into a sex shop
A blonde girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator/dildo. The assistant gestures behind him and says "Choose from our extensive range on the wall."
The blonde reaplies, pointing "i'll take that one." "Uuum" says the guy "thats a fire extinguisher"
In the navy
My Wife told me she loved the taste of my "semen." As a naval captain i wasn't so happy when i worked out she was reffering to my crew
Old people love
After hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to comfort her 95year old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied "He had a heart attack while we were making love on a Saturday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people of their age having sex was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm nice, and slow. Nothing to strenuous - in on the ding, out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear and contiued, "He'd still be alive if that ice cream van hadn't come along"
A blonde girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator/dildo. The assistant gestures behind him and says "Choose from our extensive range on the wall."
The blonde reaplies, pointing "i'll take that one." "Uuum" says the guy "thats a fire extinguisher"
In the navy
My Wife told me she loved the taste of my "semen." As a naval captain i wasn't so happy when i worked out she was reffering to my crew
Old people love
After hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to comfort her 95year old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied "He had a heart attack while we were making love on a Saturday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people of their age having sex was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm nice, and slow. Nothing to strenuous - in on the ding, out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear and contiued, "He'd still be alive if that ice cream van hadn't come along"