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RAW Results - 8th June 2009
Location - Lafayette, Louisiana
Announcers - Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler
We start off tonight with a look back at last night’s WWE
Title match between Randy Orton and Batista where Batista got revenge for what Orton did to Ric Flair
on Raw.
We are live from Lafayette, Louisiana and your announcers are Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole.
After seeing the highlights from last night, it is time for the new WWE Champion to come to the ring. Batista addresses the crowd and he is in a good mood tonight. He says that he beat the hell out of Randy Orton last night to become a five time champion. Batista says that there is a sixteen time World Champion watching and he tells Ric Flair that he loves him and that he did it for Flair. He also did it for himself and the fans. He did it for everyone who is sick and tired of Randy Orton. As much as he is enjoying this moment, he says that it is only the beginning. He says that Randy Orton has hurt a lot of people and he is going to hurt Randy for that. He is going to take his pride . . .
He is not going to take Orton’s chance to confront Batista. Randy makes it about half way down the ramp and Batista figures that a sneak attack is coming. He gets to the apron and Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes appear in the ring but they are unable to take down Batista. Batista tries for a Batista Bomb on Orton but Rhodes hits Batista in the arm with a steel chair. It is three-on-one as they work on the arm. Orton with a front face lock while DiBiase kicks Batista. Orton stomps on the arm while Rhodes has him in an arm bar. Orton gets the chair and the remnants of the non-existent IED is back. Orton puts Batista’s arm in the chair and then Orton stomps on the chair.
Batista says that they will never get rid of him. Batista holds his arm while Orton slowly takes the WWE Title belt. Orton leaves with Rhodes, DiBiase, and Batista’s title belt while the medical staff checks on Batista’s arm.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Batista is being taken through the backstage area and he says that he cannot feel his arm. Batista is placed on the stretcher and strapped in as he goes into the ambulance. Batista wonders where his title belt is as the ambulance drives away.
We have a Moments Ago Moment of the attack on Batista.
Cole and Lawler say that we will get updates later.
William Regal comes out and he says that in this trying times, the last thing they need is a Jamaican as a US Champion. William Regal says that as the United States Champion, he can be their savior.
Non Title Match
Kofi Kingston vs William Regal
Kingston with a drop kick. Kofi goes up top and Regal with a punch as Kofi comes off. Regal tries for a head butt but Kofi with a sunset flip attempt but Regal drops down and then he hits a flip senton on Kingston for a two count. Regal with forearms to Kingston. Kofi with a kick and forearms but Regal with a knee. Kingston with chops to Regal’s chest followed by a drop kick. Kofi with the Boom Boom Boom leg drop for a near fall. Regal lowers the knee pad and he misses a knee. Kofi misses Trouble in Paradise and Regal with a forearm. Kofi does not miss the second time and he gets the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
Backstage
We go to the Legacy Locker Room and Rhodes says that there is no way that Batista can come back after that attack. Josh Mathews enters and he wants to talk to Randy. Orton says that Batista is down and he will exercise his rematch clause tonight. Batista better come back or he will have to forfeit the title. Orton says that by the end of the night, he will be WWE Champion.
We go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that WWE helps members of the military.
Before our next match starts, Mickie James comes to the ring to join Cole and Lawler.
Divas Title Match
Kelly Kelly vs Maryse
Maryse with a knee and she sends Kelly to the mat. Maryse poses after that one move. They lock up and continue the collar and elbow tie up as they roll around the mat. Kelly with a series of forearms and a kick. Kelly lands on her feet when Maryse tries to send her to the mat. Maryse and Kelly each hit clotheslines. Maryse with a back breaker for a near fall. Kelly with a sunset flip for a near fall followed by a cross body and a rana for near falls. Kelly kicks Maryse and then she goes to the turnbuckles but Maryse pulls Kelly off the turnbuckles and hits a DDT for the three count.
Winner: Maryse
After the match
Maryse taunts Kelly and then she slaps Kelly. Mickie gets into the ring and she comes to Kelly’s defense. Maryse leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole talk about the Hogpen Match from last night. We go to footage.
Backstage
Josh Mathews is outside Vickie Guerrero’s office and Vickie is there too. Josh asks Vickie about Randy Orton invoking his rematch clause. Vickie says that Orton deserves a rematch, and he will get it tonight. Randy will face Batista for the WWE Title. Vickie says that the referee will win the bell and the match will start. If Batista cannot make a ten count, Orton will win the title. Vickie says that she has an announcement that will change Raw forever.
Maryse is in catering and Miz stops by and says that Mickie James is not here. Maryse starts to talk in French and Miz likes it. Maryse tells Miz to be quiet. She says that Miz is a good talker, but she has not see him beat John Cena. Until he does something, they have nothing. Miz tells Maryse to watch the match.
We are back with the WWE Rewind: Goldust and Hornswoggle versus The Brian Kendrick and Jamie Noble on Superstars.
Santino Marella, Festus, and Goldustwith Hornswoggle vs The Brian Kendrick, Jamie Noble, and Chavo Guerrero
The bell rings and Festus goes after Kendrick and Noble. Festus with a splash into the corner on Kendrick and then he slaps his butt before hitting a seated Thesz Press. Santino tags in and he hits a leg sweep on Kendrick. Kendrick with a forearm and Goldust tags in. Goldust with a clothesline and then he punches Kendrick. Noble tries to interfere but it backfires. Chavo tags in and he punches Goldust. Chavo talks to the referee and Kendrick and Noble attack Goldust. Chavo tags in Noble who hits a knee to the back followed by a leg drop. Noble with a forearm to the back followed by a crossface wrist lock. Noble knocks Festus off the apron but Santino punches him. Goldust with a reverse atomic drop and back body drop. Santino tags in and he punches Noble and hits an STO. Festus forces Chavo and Kendrick out of the ring. Noble works over Santino but Kendrick puts Hornswoggle in the ring. Hornswoggle stomps on Noble’s feet and then he hits a suicide dive on Kendrick. Santino iwht a rollup for the three count.
Winners: Goldust, Santino Marella, and Festus
Backstage
We see John Cena walking in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and the Miz has something to say before his match. He says that this is the night that everyone has been waiting for because he goes one-on-one with John Cena. Miz says that some have said that he is all talk and has not backed up what he has said. Miz says that it is not his fault because Cena did not respond to his challenges. Miz says that the Cena apologists are pathetic and bogus. Tonight, Cena has no excuses. There are no injuries or 7000 watt lights to prevent him from going 7-0.
The Miz vs John Cena
Before the match starts, Big Show comes out to watch the match. He walks at an Orton-esque pace and gets on the apron.
Miz goes after Cena but Cena with a boot. Cena has Show up for the Attitude Adjustment but Show gets out of the hold. Show with a choke slam and Cena is down. Show waits for the chin lock of doom as he pulls back on Cena. Miz hits Show with a steel chair to get Show to release the hold. Miz yells at Cena and then he wakes Cena up with a chair to the back. Show recovers and Miz leaves the ring with the chair.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Cole and Lawler talk about what we just saw involving John Cena. Then Cole and Lawler talk about Batista being attacked by Legacy.
Montel Vontavious Porter comes to the ring for his match and says that he does not know what is going on with the WWE Title and he deserves a title shot. He will get rid of any doubt with his victory over Matt Hardy tonight.
Montel Vontavious Porter vs Matt Hardy
They lock up and Porter with a series of knees followed by a drop toe hold. Porter punches Hardy and then he kicks Hardy. Hardy pulls Porter off the turnbuckles and gets a near fall. Hardy with a kick to the midsection and then he chokes Porter in the ropes. Hardy with a splash into the ropes and then he gets a near fall on Porter. Hardy with a front face lock. Hardy with a forearm to the back as he works on Porter’s back. Porter with an overhead belly-to-belly throw. Porter with punches and a facebuster. It is time for the Ballin’ Elbow and he gets a two count. Porter with an Irish whip but he misses the boot into the corner. Hardy with an inverted DDT for a two count. Porter with a hot shot and then he works on the broken wrist and hits the Playmaker for the three count.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter
Backstage
Vickie is walking in the back and she is approaching Orton speed as we go to commercial.
We are back and Cole and Lawler talk about next week and wonder who will be the champion during the three hour Raw next week. Lawler talks about how there were four title changes and they focus on the World Title Ladder Match and Punk cashing in his Money in the Bank shot.
It is time for Vickie Guerrero to come to the ring to make her major announcement. Vickie wants everyone to excuse her. Vickie says that she knows that a lot of them are upset because she granted Randy Orton a rematch for tonight. Vickie says that she is going to be a little bit honest because the last thing on her mind is making anyone in the arena happy. Vickie starts to cry as she talks about the Hog Pen Match and she was never as humiliated in her life. Vickie says that she expected compassion and sympathy. All she saw was people laughing at her. She wants to know where everyone’s decency and respect is. Vickie says that she has had it. Vickie asks if they think it is okay that Batista can wrestle in his condition and that Orton can take advantage of that situation. Vickie says that the match is on and she is tired of everyone laughing at her and making fun of her. Vickie says that she has come to a decision and she is resigning as the General Manager of Raw. Vickie says that she quits.
Edge comes out and he has something to say to his wife. Edge tells Vickie that last night he said some things in the heat of the moment that were disrespectful. Edge says that he wanted to make things right and apologize. Vickie says that she is so happy to hear that. Edge then says that a funny thing happened because Vickie quit so there is no need to continue this marriage. Edge says that he only married Vickie for her power. Edge says that he wants to be champion at any cost and Vickie no longer has that power since she quit. Edge says that Vickie is worthless to him. Vickie says that Edge does not mean that. Edge says that people thought that Vickie was Edge’s mother. Edge asks Vickie if anyone would think that he was in love with a she-beast. Edge says that if anyone deserves sympathy it should be him. Edge says that he had to rush to the bathroom to dry heave when he kissed her. Edge says that they never consummated the marriage. Edge says that it is fitting that she is leaving because he wants a divorce.
We go to commercial.
We are back and the Yankees and Indians cannot get a crowd as big as Raw.
We have an Earlier Tonight Moment from the alleged match between John Cena and The Miz.
Backstage
Josh Mathews is with John Cena in the interview area. Cena says that he has been worse but he does not remember when. A man’s character is not measured when you are on top of the world, but when your back is against the wall. Cena says that he thought his issues with Big Show were done at Extreme Rules, but he was wrong. Cena talks about The Miz and how it appears that he is ready to reach for the brass ring. Cena says that he knows what Miz is doing and that he is trying to pick a fight with the biggest man in the bar. Cena says that it seems like Miz has someone there to do his dirty work. They will come face to face in the future and we will see how awesome Miz really is.
Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes versus The Colons in a Non Title Match but if Priceless wins, they get a title match Match
We join the match in progress and Rhodes and Primo are in the ring and Rhodes with a head lock and kick. Primo with an enzuigiri that staggers Rhodes. Carlito tags in and he hits a springboard move on Rhodes. Carlito with a Million Dollar Knee Lift and clothesline. Carlito with a drop kick for a near fall. Rhodes with a head butt and punches but Carlito with a kick. DiBiase hits Carlito and Rhodes hits a DDT for a near fall. DiBiase tags in and kicks Carlito while Cody holds him down. DiBiase with fist drops to Carlito. DiBiase with a reverse chin lock on Carlito. DiBiase blocks a hip toss and then he kicks Carlito. DiBiase knocks Primo off the apron. Rhodes tags in and he kicks Carlito. Rhodes and DiBiase double team Carlito while Primo distracts the referee. Rhodes with a slam and a Ric Flair knee drop for a near fall. Rhodes with a kick to the head and DiBiase tags back in and DiBiase with a side Russian leg sweep for a near fall that is broken up by Primo. DiBiase stops Carlito from making the tag and then he hits a series of elbow drops. Carlito punches DiBiase but DiBiase punches back and Carlito is down again as Rhodes tags in and they double team Carlito. DiBiase with a kick to the back and then he punches Carlito as the referee admonishes him. Rhodes tags back in and he punches Carlito in the back and then he puts Carlito in a modified Camel Clutch. Carlito escapes the hold and DiBiase and Primo tag in. Primo with a flying back elbow followed by a clothesline and drop kick. Primo with a cross body but DiBiase gets a rollup after Rhodes interferes. Primo with a back elbow but the referee does not see Rhodes drop Primo on the top rope as DiBiase hits Dream Street for the three count.
Winners: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
Backstage
Randy Orton is walking again as we go to commercial.
We are back and Orton is still walking to the ring. He joins DiBiase and Rhodes in the ring. Orton says that he wants to congratulate Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes for being the new number one contenders for the Tag Titles. Randy says that he hopes that Batista does not use what happened to him earlier to keep him from showing up for their match. For those of you who were doing something else between 9:00 and 9:15, we have some highlights of the attack on Batista.
Randy reminds everyone what Vickie Guerrero said before she went totally Whack-a-doodle about getting the title if Batista cannot answer a ten count.
WWE Title Match
Randy Orton vs Batista
Batista’s music plays but he does not come into the arena. The referee starts his count. We see the ambulance at the building as the referee gets to nine. The referee stops his count as we see the ambulance.
We see Triple H emerge from the ambulance with the GameHammer. Before Hunter enters the seating area, we get the GameMusic. Randy sends Cody after Hunter. Cody gets a sledge hammer shot for his troubles. Ted DiBiase is down as well so Hunter has already taken care of the number one contenders for the tag titles. Hunter drops Gamey and the shirt is off as he enters the ring.
Orton punches Hunter but Hunter punches back. Hunter follows Orton around ringside and then he punches him again. Hunter punches Orton into the ring bell pit and Orton punches Hunter. Orton has a chair but Hunter stops him. Hunter rearranges the announce table and slams Orton’s head into it. Hunter takes a monitor but Orton stops Hunter with a kick. Orton goes into the crowd and Hunter follows after him. Hunter with more punches to Orton. They return to the ringside area and Orton runs away but he gets the chair and returns to the ring. Hunter gets on the apron. Hunter with a spinebuster. Hunter hits Orton in the head with the chair. Hunter hits Orton in the back with the chair repeatedly. We see Cody and Ted still unconscious on the ramp while Hunter hits Orton in the neck with the chair. The fans want a Pedigree and Hunter obliges and does it on a steel chair.
Hunter does his pose as we go to credits.
Please feel free to discuss RAW here. No need to wait for updates!
RAW Results - 8th June 2009
Location - Lafayette, Louisiana
Announcers - Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler
We start off tonight with a look back at last night’s WWE
Title match between Randy Orton and Batista where Batista got revenge for what Orton did to Ric Flair
on Raw.
We are live from Lafayette, Louisiana and your announcers are Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole.
After seeing the highlights from last night, it is time for the new WWE Champion to come to the ring. Batista addresses the crowd and he is in a good mood tonight. He says that he beat the hell out of Randy Orton last night to become a five time champion. Batista says that there is a sixteen time World Champion watching and he tells Ric Flair that he loves him and that he did it for Flair. He also did it for himself and the fans. He did it for everyone who is sick and tired of Randy Orton. As much as he is enjoying this moment, he says that it is only the beginning. He says that Randy Orton has hurt a lot of people and he is going to hurt Randy for that. He is going to take his pride . . .
He is not going to take Orton’s chance to confront Batista. Randy makes it about half way down the ramp and Batista figures that a sneak attack is coming. He gets to the apron and Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes appear in the ring but they are unable to take down Batista. Batista tries for a Batista Bomb on Orton but Rhodes hits Batista in the arm with a steel chair. It is three-on-one as they work on the arm. Orton with a front face lock while DiBiase kicks Batista. Orton stomps on the arm while Rhodes has him in an arm bar. Orton gets the chair and the remnants of the non-existent IED is back. Orton puts Batista’s arm in the chair and then Orton stomps on the chair.
Batista says that they will never get rid of him. Batista holds his arm while Orton slowly takes the WWE Title belt. Orton leaves with Rhodes, DiBiase, and Batista’s title belt while the medical staff checks on Batista’s arm.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Batista is being taken through the backstage area and he says that he cannot feel his arm. Batista is placed on the stretcher and strapped in as he goes into the ambulance. Batista wonders where his title belt is as the ambulance drives away.
We have a Moments Ago Moment of the attack on Batista.
Cole and Lawler say that we will get updates later.
William Regal comes out and he says that in this trying times, the last thing they need is a Jamaican as a US Champion. William Regal says that as the United States Champion, he can be their savior.
Non Title Match
Kofi Kingston vs William Regal
Kingston with a drop kick. Kofi goes up top and Regal with a punch as Kofi comes off. Regal tries for a head butt but Kofi with a sunset flip attempt but Regal drops down and then he hits a flip senton on Kingston for a two count. Regal with forearms to Kingston. Kofi with a kick and forearms but Regal with a knee. Kingston with chops to Regal’s chest followed by a drop kick. Kofi with the Boom Boom Boom leg drop for a near fall. Regal lowers the knee pad and he misses a knee. Kofi misses Trouble in Paradise and Regal with a forearm. Kofi does not miss the second time and he gets the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
Backstage
We go to the Legacy Locker Room and Rhodes says that there is no way that Batista can come back after that attack. Josh Mathews enters and he wants to talk to Randy. Orton says that Batista is down and he will exercise his rematch clause tonight. Batista better come back or he will have to forfeit the title. Orton says that by the end of the night, he will be WWE Champion.
We go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that WWE helps members of the military.
Before our next match starts, Mickie James comes to the ring to join Cole and Lawler.
Divas Title Match
Kelly Kelly vs Maryse
Maryse with a knee and she sends Kelly to the mat. Maryse poses after that one move. They lock up and continue the collar and elbow tie up as they roll around the mat. Kelly with a series of forearms and a kick. Kelly lands on her feet when Maryse tries to send her to the mat. Maryse and Kelly each hit clotheslines. Maryse with a back breaker for a near fall. Kelly with a sunset flip for a near fall followed by a cross body and a rana for near falls. Kelly kicks Maryse and then she goes to the turnbuckles but Maryse pulls Kelly off the turnbuckles and hits a DDT for the three count.
Winner: Maryse
After the match
Maryse taunts Kelly and then she slaps Kelly. Mickie gets into the ring and she comes to Kelly’s defense. Maryse leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole talk about the Hogpen Match from last night. We go to footage.
Backstage
Josh Mathews is outside Vickie Guerrero’s office and Vickie is there too. Josh asks Vickie about Randy Orton invoking his rematch clause. Vickie says that Orton deserves a rematch, and he will get it tonight. Randy will face Batista for the WWE Title. Vickie says that the referee will win the bell and the match will start. If Batista cannot make a ten count, Orton will win the title. Vickie says that she has an announcement that will change Raw forever.
Maryse is in catering and Miz stops by and says that Mickie James is not here. Maryse starts to talk in French and Miz likes it. Maryse tells Miz to be quiet. She says that Miz is a good talker, but she has not see him beat John Cena. Until he does something, they have nothing. Miz tells Maryse to watch the match.
We are back with the WWE Rewind: Goldust and Hornswoggle versus The Brian Kendrick and Jamie Noble on Superstars.
Santino Marella, Festus, and Goldustwith Hornswoggle vs The Brian Kendrick, Jamie Noble, and Chavo Guerrero
The bell rings and Festus goes after Kendrick and Noble. Festus with a splash into the corner on Kendrick and then he slaps his butt before hitting a seated Thesz Press. Santino tags in and he hits a leg sweep on Kendrick. Kendrick with a forearm and Goldust tags in. Goldust with a clothesline and then he punches Kendrick. Noble tries to interfere but it backfires. Chavo tags in and he punches Goldust. Chavo talks to the referee and Kendrick and Noble attack Goldust. Chavo tags in Noble who hits a knee to the back followed by a leg drop. Noble with a forearm to the back followed by a crossface wrist lock. Noble knocks Festus off the apron but Santino punches him. Goldust with a reverse atomic drop and back body drop. Santino tags in and he punches Noble and hits an STO. Festus forces Chavo and Kendrick out of the ring. Noble works over Santino but Kendrick puts Hornswoggle in the ring. Hornswoggle stomps on Noble’s feet and then he hits a suicide dive on Kendrick. Santino iwht a rollup for the three count.
Winners: Goldust, Santino Marella, and Festus
Backstage
We see John Cena walking in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and the Miz has something to say before his match. He says that this is the night that everyone has been waiting for because he goes one-on-one with John Cena. Miz says that some have said that he is all talk and has not backed up what he has said. Miz says that it is not his fault because Cena did not respond to his challenges. Miz says that the Cena apologists are pathetic and bogus. Tonight, Cena has no excuses. There are no injuries or 7000 watt lights to prevent him from going 7-0.
The Miz vs John Cena
Before the match starts, Big Show comes out to watch the match. He walks at an Orton-esque pace and gets on the apron.
Miz goes after Cena but Cena with a boot. Cena has Show up for the Attitude Adjustment but Show gets out of the hold. Show with a choke slam and Cena is down. Show waits for the chin lock of doom as he pulls back on Cena. Miz hits Show with a steel chair to get Show to release the hold. Miz yells at Cena and then he wakes Cena up with a chair to the back. Show recovers and Miz leaves the ring with the chair.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Cole and Lawler talk about what we just saw involving John Cena. Then Cole and Lawler talk about Batista being attacked by Legacy.
Montel Vontavious Porter comes to the ring for his match and says that he does not know what is going on with the WWE Title and he deserves a title shot. He will get rid of any doubt with his victory over Matt Hardy tonight.
Montel Vontavious Porter vs Matt Hardy
They lock up and Porter with a series of knees followed by a drop toe hold. Porter punches Hardy and then he kicks Hardy. Hardy pulls Porter off the turnbuckles and gets a near fall. Hardy with a kick to the midsection and then he chokes Porter in the ropes. Hardy with a splash into the ropes and then he gets a near fall on Porter. Hardy with a front face lock. Hardy with a forearm to the back as he works on Porter’s back. Porter with an overhead belly-to-belly throw. Porter with punches and a facebuster. It is time for the Ballin’ Elbow and he gets a two count. Porter with an Irish whip but he misses the boot into the corner. Hardy with an inverted DDT for a two count. Porter with a hot shot and then he works on the broken wrist and hits the Playmaker for the three count.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter
Backstage
Vickie is walking in the back and she is approaching Orton speed as we go to commercial.
We are back and Cole and Lawler talk about next week and wonder who will be the champion during the three hour Raw next week. Lawler talks about how there were four title changes and they focus on the World Title Ladder Match and Punk cashing in his Money in the Bank shot.
It is time for Vickie Guerrero to come to the ring to make her major announcement. Vickie wants everyone to excuse her. Vickie says that she knows that a lot of them are upset because she granted Randy Orton a rematch for tonight. Vickie says that she is going to be a little bit honest because the last thing on her mind is making anyone in the arena happy. Vickie starts to cry as she talks about the Hog Pen Match and she was never as humiliated in her life. Vickie says that she expected compassion and sympathy. All she saw was people laughing at her. She wants to know where everyone’s decency and respect is. Vickie says that she has had it. Vickie asks if they think it is okay that Batista can wrestle in his condition and that Orton can take advantage of that situation. Vickie says that the match is on and she is tired of everyone laughing at her and making fun of her. Vickie says that she has come to a decision and she is resigning as the General Manager of Raw. Vickie says that she quits.
Edge comes out and he has something to say to his wife. Edge tells Vickie that last night he said some things in the heat of the moment that were disrespectful. Edge says that he wanted to make things right and apologize. Vickie says that she is so happy to hear that. Edge then says that a funny thing happened because Vickie quit so there is no need to continue this marriage. Edge says that he only married Vickie for her power. Edge says that he wants to be champion at any cost and Vickie no longer has that power since she quit. Edge says that Vickie is worthless to him. Vickie says that Edge does not mean that. Edge says that people thought that Vickie was Edge’s mother. Edge asks Vickie if anyone would think that he was in love with a she-beast. Edge says that if anyone deserves sympathy it should be him. Edge says that he had to rush to the bathroom to dry heave when he kissed her. Edge says that they never consummated the marriage. Edge says that it is fitting that she is leaving because he wants a divorce.
We go to commercial.
We are back and the Yankees and Indians cannot get a crowd as big as Raw.
We have an Earlier Tonight Moment from the alleged match between John Cena and The Miz.
Backstage
Josh Mathews is with John Cena in the interview area. Cena says that he has been worse but he does not remember when. A man’s character is not measured when you are on top of the world, but when your back is against the wall. Cena says that he thought his issues with Big Show were done at Extreme Rules, but he was wrong. Cena talks about The Miz and how it appears that he is ready to reach for the brass ring. Cena says that he knows what Miz is doing and that he is trying to pick a fight with the biggest man in the bar. Cena says that it seems like Miz has someone there to do his dirty work. They will come face to face in the future and we will see how awesome Miz really is.
Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes versus The Colons in a Non Title Match but if Priceless wins, they get a title match Match
We join the match in progress and Rhodes and Primo are in the ring and Rhodes with a head lock and kick. Primo with an enzuigiri that staggers Rhodes. Carlito tags in and he hits a springboard move on Rhodes. Carlito with a Million Dollar Knee Lift and clothesline. Carlito with a drop kick for a near fall. Rhodes with a head butt and punches but Carlito with a kick. DiBiase hits Carlito and Rhodes hits a DDT for a near fall. DiBiase tags in and kicks Carlito while Cody holds him down. DiBiase with fist drops to Carlito. DiBiase with a reverse chin lock on Carlito. DiBiase blocks a hip toss and then he kicks Carlito. DiBiase knocks Primo off the apron. Rhodes tags in and he kicks Carlito. Rhodes and DiBiase double team Carlito while Primo distracts the referee. Rhodes with a slam and a Ric Flair knee drop for a near fall. Rhodes with a kick to the head and DiBiase tags back in and DiBiase with a side Russian leg sweep for a near fall that is broken up by Primo. DiBiase stops Carlito from making the tag and then he hits a series of elbow drops. Carlito punches DiBiase but DiBiase punches back and Carlito is down again as Rhodes tags in and they double team Carlito. DiBiase with a kick to the back and then he punches Carlito as the referee admonishes him. Rhodes tags back in and he punches Carlito in the back and then he puts Carlito in a modified Camel Clutch. Carlito escapes the hold and DiBiase and Primo tag in. Primo with a flying back elbow followed by a clothesline and drop kick. Primo with a cross body but DiBiase gets a rollup after Rhodes interferes. Primo with a back elbow but the referee does not see Rhodes drop Primo on the top rope as DiBiase hits Dream Street for the three count.
Winners: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
Backstage
Randy Orton is walking again as we go to commercial.
We are back and Orton is still walking to the ring. He joins DiBiase and Rhodes in the ring. Orton says that he wants to congratulate Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes for being the new number one contenders for the Tag Titles. Randy says that he hopes that Batista does not use what happened to him earlier to keep him from showing up for their match. For those of you who were doing something else between 9:00 and 9:15, we have some highlights of the attack on Batista.
Randy reminds everyone what Vickie Guerrero said before she went totally Whack-a-doodle about getting the title if Batista cannot answer a ten count.
WWE Title Match
Randy Orton vs Batista
Batista’s music plays but he does not come into the arena. The referee starts his count. We see the ambulance at the building as the referee gets to nine. The referee stops his count as we see the ambulance.
We see Triple H emerge from the ambulance with the GameHammer. Before Hunter enters the seating area, we get the GameMusic. Randy sends Cody after Hunter. Cody gets a sledge hammer shot for his troubles. Ted DiBiase is down as well so Hunter has already taken care of the number one contenders for the tag titles. Hunter drops Gamey and the shirt is off as he enters the ring.
Orton punches Hunter but Hunter punches back. Hunter follows Orton around ringside and then he punches him again. Hunter punches Orton into the ring bell pit and Orton punches Hunter. Orton has a chair but Hunter stops him. Hunter rearranges the announce table and slams Orton’s head into it. Hunter takes a monitor but Orton stops Hunter with a kick. Orton goes into the crowd and Hunter follows after him. Hunter with more punches to Orton. They return to the ringside area and Orton runs away but he gets the chair and returns to the ring. Hunter gets on the apron. Hunter with a spinebuster. Hunter hits Orton in the head with the chair. Hunter hits Orton in the back with the chair repeatedly. We see Cody and Ted still unconscious on the ramp while Hunter hits Orton in the neck with the chair. The fans want a Pedigree and Hunter obliges and does it on a steel chair.
Hunter does his pose as we go to credits.