Something from My Space

[Black Widow]

pick the number of the month you were born

1----I made out with
2----I sucked a
3----I smoked
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I raped
7----I cuddled with
8----I fingered
9----I stabbed
10---I licked
11---I slept with
12---I fucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------an easter egg
02------a bisexual
03------a bag of weed
04------my dog
05------your mom
06------john gotti
07------a lesbian
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a jew
11------a homo
12------an overweight Asian man
13------Paris Hilton
14------a horse
15------a cat
16------an arab
17------a pornostar
18------a crippled man's harry nipple
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------The Trojan Man
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------a homeless girl
28------a cow
29------a condom
30------a bottle of vodka
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because i love marijuana
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a loser
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----because I'm rick james... bitch
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I am horny
Other-----Because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
Brown-------Because i swallow cum
Shirtless/swimsuit-----Because i touch myself at night

Mines - 4----I killed - 30------a bottle of vodka - White--- because i love marijuana

(I killed a bottle of vodka because i love marijuana)

[Jodes]

10/28/ blue

I Licked A Cow Because I'm A Loser:eek:

[Sunshine Acid]

I slept with a bisexual Because I love giving blow jobs :hmm:

[Still 2nd Place]

11/17/Gray

I Slept With A Pornstar Because I'm Rick James... Bitch

[Angelique]

10/07/ Purple

I licked a lesbian because Im gay

[Bad Boy]

4/ 10 / Red

I licked my dog Because I have amazing boobs, :laugh:

[digitalv]

12/31/blue

I fucked Santa Claus because I'm a loser

[Appels]

2/2/White

I sucked a bisexual because I love marijuana.

:hmm:

[scorpionf]

11/08/blue

I slept with a prostitute because I am a loser

:hmm:

[Kaz]

12/19/ Orange

I fucked a dog cuz I have double D's

[Mikk]

20/6/Brown

I raped an orange because i swallow cum :eek:

[Jodes]

these replies are killing me:laugh:

[Slash]

7/07/blue

I cuddled a lesbian because I'm a loser