Shane McMahon's Ass
10-17-2009, 09:37 AM
Talk about an explosive discovery.
A man cutting trees on his property found a rocket launcher lying on the ground.
Bravely, and foolishly, he picked it up and took it home, where he displayed it on his dining room table.
Jarrette Schule, from Comal County in the US, said: 'I had never seen it before. I looked at it, and it kind of looked like a missile launcher.'
Well, it actually was a missile launcher. The clue being not just in its design, but by the words 'Guided Missile and Launcher, Surface Attack', which were written down the side.
'I don't know if it fell out of something or if somebody just dumped it,' added Mr Schule.
Fortunately for him, the anti-tank weapon was unarmed.
Deciding that the military hardware looked a little out of place in his house, Mr Schule phoned the military police at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio to find out who it should be returned to.
Eventually an Army criminal investigator was dispatched to visit him.
Mr Schule added: 'She said this is the first time she ever encountered anything like this. I got the impression it was kind of a big deal. Doesn't happen every day, I guess.'
Military officials are trying to determine who last had the launcher.
Surely it can't be that hard, it's not like it's rocket science. Oh…
A man cutting trees on his property found a rocket launcher lying on the ground.
Bravely, and foolishly, he picked it up and took it home, where he displayed it on his dining room table.
Jarrette Schule, from Comal County in the US, said: 'I had never seen it before. I looked at it, and it kind of looked like a missile launcher.'
Well, it actually was a missile launcher. The clue being not just in its design, but by the words 'Guided Missile and Launcher, Surface Attack', which were written down the side.
'I don't know if it fell out of something or if somebody just dumped it,' added Mr Schule.
Fortunately for him, the anti-tank weapon was unarmed.
Deciding that the military hardware looked a little out of place in his house, Mr Schule phoned the military police at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio to find out who it should be returned to.
Eventually an Army criminal investigator was dispatched to visit him.
Mr Schule added: 'She said this is the first time she ever encountered anything like this. I got the impression it was kind of a big deal. Doesn't happen every day, I guess.'
Military officials are trying to determine who last had the launcher.
Surely it can't be that hard, it's not like it's rocket science. Oh…