Stunner
07-18-2006, 10:11 PM
A nun and a priest are traveling across the desert when the camel they've been riding dies. After being stranded for several days, they give up hope of being rescued.
"Before I die, I'd like to see a woman naked," the priest says. "Sister, would you take off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun hesitates, but grants the man his last wish. Once nude, the nun says, "Actually Father, I've never seen a man naked. Would you strip down?"
The priest gets nude, and the nun exclaims, "Father, what is that thing hanging between your legs?"
"It's a gift from God," the priest replies. "If I put it in you, it creates life."
"Forget about me," the nun says. "Stick it in the camel's ass and let's get the hell out of here!"
"Before I die, I'd like to see a woman naked," the priest says. "Sister, would you take off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun hesitates, but grants the man his last wish. Once nude, the nun says, "Actually Father, I've never seen a man naked. Would you strip down?"
The priest gets nude, and the nun exclaims, "Father, what is that thing hanging between your legs?"
"It's a gift from God," the priest replies. "If I put it in you, it creates life."
"Forget about me," the nun says. "Stick it in the camel's ass and let's get the hell out of here!"