Stunner
07-18-2006, 10:26 PM
A man is having a pint of beer in a bar when a gremlin comes in and gets a drink. The gremlin downs his beverage, then runs down the bar, sticks his head in the man's beer and shakes it around.
The man is confused, yet entertained. The creature gets another drink, the runs over to stick his head in the man's beer and shake it around again.
After the gremlin repeats this once more, the man finally loses his patience, grabs the beastie by the scruff of his neck and yells, "If you stick your head in my beer one more time, I'll rip your dick off!"
"I don't have one," the gremlin replies.
"If you don't have one," the man asks, "how do you piss?"
"Like this," says the gremlin before sticking his head in the man's beer and shaking it around.
The man is confused, yet entertained. The creature gets another drink, the runs over to stick his head in the man's beer and shake it around again.
After the gremlin repeats this once more, the man finally loses his patience, grabs the beastie by the scruff of his neck and yells, "If you stick your head in my beer one more time, I'll rip your dick off!"
"I don't have one," the gremlin replies.
"If you don't have one," the man asks, "how do you piss?"
"Like this," says the gremlin before sticking his head in the man's beer and shaking it around.