Men & Women

[Ethan Hunt]

>
> ...Men and Women...
>
> Men:
> 1. All men are extremely busy.
>
> 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time
> for women.
>
> 3. Although they have time for women, they don't
> really care for them.
>
> 4. Although they don't really care for them, they
> always have one around.
>
> 5. Although they always have one around them, they
> always try their luck with others.
>
> 6. Although they try their luck with others, they
> get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
>
> 7. Although the women leaves them they still don't
> learn from their mistakes and still try their luck
> with others.
>
>
> Women:
>
> 1. The most important thing for a woman is financial
> security.
>
> 2. Although this is so important, they still go out
> and buy expensive clothes.
>
> 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they
> never have something to wear.
>
> 4. Although they never have something to wear, they
> always dress beautifully.
>
> 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their
> clothes are always just "an old rag".
>
> 6. Although their clothes are always "just an old
> rag", they still expect You to compliment them.
>
> 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when
> you do, they don't Believe you...