polish sausage

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> > "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" the man asked the clerk in
the store.
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> > The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
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> > The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian,
or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? If I
had asked for sushi would you have asked me if I was Japanese, or if I asked for
a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish, or if I had asked for a Taco
would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
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> > The clerk says, "Well, no!"
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> > "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
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> > "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
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> > With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
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> > The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."