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[Black Widow]

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David Carlton: Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?

Ali G: Unfortunately, I iz recently gone on the dole...

David Carlton: Really? When?

Ali G: Eight years and three months ago.

David Carlton: Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...?

Ali G: Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger...

[starts to air-mix, winces, feigns pain, and stops. Notices Carlton's fit secretary looking at him, so he points to his crotch]

Ali G: Everything down there's still working, though! Oh, yes...

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David Carlton: [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?

Ali G: What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.

David Carlton: That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?

Ali G: Yes.


- Ali G Indahouse

[Vikingsfan88]

Lt. Det kommer en langhåra fyr din vei

Soldier: Je skal drepe'n, han sparka meg i rævva

Lt: Du veit hva som skjer hvis du ikke opprettholder loven

Solder: Det driter je i, han spraka meg i rævva. Han skal dø

[Smartmark]

^^ :lmao:

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

[Vikingsfan88]

Captain Bomakoo is dead

[Smartmark]

^^ :lmao: (one of the greatest movie quotes ever)


If it bleeds, we can kill it! (Arnie in Predator)

[Vikingsfan88]

haha.. that's some funny shit

Now it's your turn too bleed (Nå er det din tur til å blø) Tuddal Norwegian Splatter/horror movie

[LG]

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"

[Rob]

"You can't handle the truth!"

[LG]

"I am Iron Man"

[Rob]

"Word to your motha, brotha fucka"