Ridiculous Next Chapter In Lohan Saga

[The Mac]

Michael Lohan is telling people he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford Clinic to be near Lindsay Lohan -- and stage his own arrest if necessary to get his daughter's attention. We're told Michael is going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. He will stage his own arrest -- to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter. Michael is saying he'll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay. If she won't let him in, he's going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.

[JohnCenaFan28]

I love The Lohans! I really hope he does that.

[The Mac]

they could have their own brady bunch type show

"here's a story of a drunken crackhead, whose father cant even visit their own home, and the mother, is a drunken idiot, no wonder lindsay lohans so fucked up...the lohan clan, the lohan clan, will the younger sister follow suit, the lohan clan, the lohan clan, they all drink their body weight in booze"

(above is my attempt at the lohan clan, a brady bunch paradoy lol)