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RAW Results - 1st November
Location - Uniondale, New York
Announcers - Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler
We are live from Uniondale, New York and your announcers are Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler.
Randy Orton comes to the ring and he holds the belt over his head. He says that there isn’t a man alive that can take the title from him, but if someone did, he would not be happy with it. He would not want it to be because of a crooked referee. Especially if that crooked referee was John Cena. Randy says that he would like John Cena . . . Crooked Referee to come to the ring because if he is going to screw him over at Survivor Series, he should be man enough to do it to his face.
John Cena comes to the ring and he is in his alternate Nexus gear which looks a lot like John Cena’s shirt. Cena says that he wants Orton to cut him some slack. He knows that Randy is the WWE Champion. They have both been there before. He says that they know that titles are won or lost. John says that if Barrett wins, he is out of Nexus, but if Orton wins, Cena is fired. Cena says that he will call it down the middle, but if something happens in the ring, he doesn’t . . . Cena says that this chaos and unrest in the WWE Universe means that he doesn’t know what he is going to do.
Orton says that this is Cena’s bleeding heart way of saying that he will screw him over at Survivor Series. Orton says that if Cena screws him over, he keeps his job, but John Cena will be the biggest phony in the WWE. He tells Cena that he shouldn’t talk about Hustle, Loyalty, or Respect if he is going to do Wade Barrett’s bidding. Orton tells Cena to get out of his ring.
Orton says that Cena can’t get out of the ring without asking his master for permission.
Cena says that he hates having to be an errand boy. He says that Barrett has everyone under his control. Cena says that Barrett might have enough skill to compete for the WWE Title, but we know that he is classless so he will not do it the right way. He says that Wade Barrett doesn’t know about respect.
Nexus comes out and they are now a team of six men with two title belts as they stand on the stage in their warrior formation. Barrett thanks Cena for those kind words. Wade says that he will allow Cena to say whatever he wants about Wade because he knows that actions speak louder than words. When push comes to shove, he will do what he is told and at Survivor Series, Cena will raise Barrett’s hand as WWE Champion.
Cena says that in three weeks it is over. He is either out of Nexus or he is fired (as Wade Barrett reminds him). Cena wants a moment with his ‘boss’. In three weeks, it comes to a head and regardless of what happens, he will not go quietly. He will leave a parting gift and he will beat the hell out of Wade Barrett.
Orton says that he doesn’t have to wait until Survivor Series. He says that Wade is nothing more than a pathetic child who has to hide behind seven other guys. He will beat on Wade until he is unconscious. Orton says that all his boy will have to do is count to ten and raise his hand. Orton challenges Wade to come to the ring but before that can happen . . .
The official Buzzkill of the WWE makes its presence known. Michael Cole climbs Mount Buzzkill and he quotes. As the WWE Champion, he feels for his position. Everyone wants to know what John Cena is going to do and we will find out tonight. Wade Barrett and a partner of his choice will face Randy Orton and a partner of his choosing. The guest referee will be John Cena.
We go to commercial.
Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater vs David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd
Kidd and Slater start things off and they lock up with Kidd giving Slater an arm drag and then he tags in Smith who hesitates before kicking Slater. Smith takes Slater to the mat and then he drops a leg on Slater’s arm and follows it with an elbow drop. Smith with a delayed vertical suplex for a near fall. Smith with a European uppercut and Gabriel makes the tag and he hits a distracted Smith from behind. Gabriel with kicks and then he tags in Slater and they kick Smith. Gabriel tags back in and they continue to kick Smith in the corner while Kidd looks like he would rather be anywhere else.
Slater tags in and he punches Smith. Gabriel tags back in and he gives Smith a snap mare before applying a reverse chin lock. Smith tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Gabriel with a punch to stay in the chin lock. Smith with a power slam and Kidd tags in. Kidd with a drop kick and running back elbow and clothesline. Kidd with a kick and a corkscrew fisherman suplex for a near fall. Smith throws Slater out of the ring while Kidd with a back heel kick. Kidd with a drop kick that sends Gabriel to the floor. Slater pushes Smith into Gabriel and Kidd was in midair and he hits a somersault dive onto Smith.
Slater tries to hit Kidd on the apron but he misses. Gabriel hits Kidd from behind and hits the 450 Splash for the three count.
Winners: Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel
After the match
Smith yells at Kidd.
Backstage
We go to the Nexus locker room and R Truth enters. Truth says that Cena got booked tonight. He stood up to Wade Barrett and told him what he will do after Survivor Series. Truth says that we need to know what he is going to do at the moment of truth.
Cena walks away and we go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look back at Santino Marella’s impossible dream of beating Sheamus last week on Raw.
Sheamus says that everyone thought he would come out and throw a tantrum because Santino upset him last week. Sheamus says that Santino didn’t beat him, Sheamus beat himself. He gave Santino a week to bask in the glory of the victory, but he wants him to come out tonight to face him.
Santino comes out and he is not dressed to wrestle. He tells Sheamus that he would like to say that he respects Sheamus as a human beings. He says that he is a fan of Sheamus’ and he went out trick or treating as Sheamus. Everyone thought that he was a ghost. Santino say that was irritating and he knows why Sheamus is so angry. Santino says that he consumed a lot of candy last night and bad things happen. Santino says that he has bad news for Sheamus. The doctor told him that if he wrestles tonight, he will accidentally throw up . . . in his face. Santino says that he has a suitable replacement.
Vladimir Kozlov comes out and he says that Sheamus talks funny and now he crush him.
Sheamus vs Vladimir Kozlov with Santino Marella
They lock up and Kozlov goes for the leg but Sheamus gets to the ropes. Sheamus with a knee to the head but Kozlov with a kick and head butt followed by a hip lock take down. Sheamus with a series of knees in the corner. Kozlov with a neck breaker for a near fall. Sheamus with a knee drop to the head but Kozlov with head butts to the chest followed by a boot to the chest and Sheamus gets his foot on the rope to stop the count. Sheamus with the Celtic Hammer followed by the pump kick for the three count.
Winner: Sheamus
After the match
Sheamus kicks Kozlov out of the ring and Santino tries to attack Sheamus from behind but Sheamus turns around in time. Santino backs out of the ring and he offers candy to Sheamus and then Santino offers him some money. Santino turns his attention to giving Sheamus his credit card. Santino wants to write him a check. Sheamus pushes Santino down and he sets for the Celtic Cross but John Morrison comes out and he forgot to put on his shirt.
Morrison kicks Sheamus in the chest and the head as Sheamus falls off the ramp.
Randy Orton is walking in the back and R Truth says that he feels for Orton. Truth says that he talked to his friend Cena and he feels bad for Orton. Truth says that Cena should have quit when he had the chance. Truth says that Cena won’t let himself get fired. Truth says that he thinks we will see Cena looking Orton in the eyes as he counts Wade Barrett victorious. Orton suggests that he make R Truth his tag team partner since Truth and Cena are friends, even though they don’t see eye to eye. Orton says that we will find out tonight that John Cena doesn’t have any friends.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Mark Henry says that things haven’t been the same since his tag team partner Evan Bourne got hurt a few weeks ago. Pee Wee says that he had a similar situation with a splinter and he was in a lot of pain. Mark says that he still hasn’t found a tag partner and that is why he is here to see him. Mark says that Pee Wee is an icon, is super strong and his idol. He is just the man to give him a big hug. Pee Wee tells Mark that he can’t breathe. Pee Wee suggests that we have some Diva Twister to cheer Mark up.
Pee Wee introduces himself and says that he is here to take over Monday Night Raw. He says that there will be some surprises, like Lita.
We go to commercial.
Hometown Boy Gets Hurt Match
Zack Ryder vs Ezekiel Jackson
Zack with a kick and punches but Zeke shows no effect. Jackson with a body block or two and then he presses Ryder over his head and slams him. Ryder kicks Jackson but Jackson with a uranage for the three count.
Winner: Ezekiel Jackson
After the match
Zeke poses longer than the match before we see the match again in highlights.
We find out that in order to counter R Truth, Wade Barrett has named David Otunga as his tag team partner in the main event.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for Pee Wee Herman to come to the ring. Pee Wee thanks everyone and then he gets close to the camera as he thanks people. He says that he is totally feeling ‘Raw’. He says that he wants to explain tonight’s secret word and he goes over the rules. Tonight’s secret word is ‘ring’. He says that he feels like a Million Dollars.
It is time for the Miz to come out and he is joined by the man who Michael Cole is jealous of because he gets to stand near Miz all the time, Alex Riley.
Pee Wee offers his hand to Miz but Miz refuses. He says that he thought that Raw losing at Bragging Rights was the lowest point but he was wrong. Miz says that he was a He Man fan, not Pee Wee.
Pee Wee tells him to marry He Man. Miz tells Pee Wee to get out of the ring and everyone screams. Miz tells him to get out of the ring again and you know what happens. Miz wants to know if Pee Wee is trying to embarrass him. He says that Pee Wee is a poor excuse for a man, not a cultural icon.
Pee Wee repeats everything that Miz says. Alex starts to talk and Pee Wee repeats him. Miz tells Riley to stop. Miz asks Pee Wee if he is stupid. He says that he doesn’t care if Pee Wee is on Broadway or was in movies. Miz asks Pee Wee if he wants to hurt him. Pee Wee asks if he wants to hurt him.
Pee Wee says that they can play the ‘Really’ Game but he warns them not to anger the ‘Pee’. Pee Wee says that he has his cousin here tonight. Miz mocks Pee Wee and he says that Pee Wee should bring out his family.
Pee Wee says that his cousin will come out and he is Awesome.
Big Show comes out dressed like Pee Wee. Show grabs Riley and Miz and sends them over the top rope to the floor. Pee Wee asks them if they had a nice trip out of the ring.
We have a Buzzkill and Cole climbs to Mount And I Quote. Miz won’t get out of this so easy. He said that he would beat anyone in Pee Wee’s family so tonight’s secret word is pain because he will face Pee Wee’s cousin ‘The Big Pee Wee’ and that will be next.
We go to commercial.
Big Show vs Miz
Show sends Miz into the corner and he chops Miz. Show sends Miz into the turnbuckles and then he chops Miz one more time. Miz goes to the floor to avoid a clothesline. Miz talks some strategy with Riley. Miz gets back into the ring and Show biels Miz across the ring. Show with a chop followed by a kick to the chest and then he stands on Miz’s chest. Miz with a drop kick to the knee as he tries to take out one of Show’s legs.
Show with a clothesline to stop Miz’s kicks. Show with a slam and then he hits an elbow drop for a near fall. Show with a head butt and Miz is staggered. Miz kicks Show in the leg and follows it with punches. Miz with a knee to the midsection followed by a drop kick to the knee and Show goes down. Miz punches Show and he connects with elbows. Miz with a choke on Show but Show gets to his feet and then he drops back and falls onto Miz.
Show gets to his feet first and he connects with a head butt that drops Miz to the mat. Show goes for a Vader Bomb but Show takes too much time talking to Riley and Miz rolls out of the way. Miz gets a near fall and he kicks Show. Miz with a boot to the head and a punch. Miz goes up top and hits a double sledge. Miz goes up top again and hits another double sledge. Miz tries for a third one to knock Show to the mat and it connects. Miz with a cover but Show presses Miz off on the cover. Miz with a reverse chin lock. Show with a back body drop to Miz and he misses a splash into the corner. Show grabs Miz by the throat and then he sends Miz into Riley. Miz gets the briefcase and he hits Show with it and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Big Show by disqualification
Now it is time for Cole to get off the Miz soapbox and it is time to talk about how the WWE has been misrepresented. Now it is time to see a bunch of celebrities talk about WWE.
Backstage
John Cena is with Wade Barrett and Wade tells him that after he has done the right thing, he wants Cena to clean his locker. He wants him to sweep and mop. Then he can scrub his back. David Otunga tells Cena that he won’t have to scrub Wade’s back because he will be raising his arm, not Wade’s. Otunga says that he has more talent than anyone in Nexus and is more talented than Cena.
We go to commercial.
Ted DiBiase with Maryse vs Daniel Bryan
They lock up and Ted backs Bryan into the corner and he misses a punch. Bryan with a series of kicks in the corner but Ted with a boot to the head and then he kicks and punches Bryan. Ted chokes Bryan while Maryse talk to Cole during the match. Ted with a hard Irish whip. Bryan with punches and foreams but Ted with a kick. Bryan with a boot when Ted charges into the corner. Ted knocks Bryan off the turnbuckle.
Ted punches Bryan and then he gets a near fall. Ted with an elbow to the top of the head and he puts Bryan in a reverse chin lock. Bryan with elbows and he counters the short clothesline with a crucifix. Bryan with a rollup for a near fall. Bryan flips over DiBiase and hits a flying clothesline and Bryan gets ready for a round kick to the chest. Bryan with more kicks to the chest but Ted with a sit out spinebuster for a near fall. DiBiase sets for Dream Street but Bryan applies the LeBell Lock and Ted taps.
Winner: Daniel Bryan
After the match
Maryse talks to Ted and Ted tells her to shut up and he wants his title back. Ted tells Maryse that they are going to a wedding.
We go to commercial.
Michelle McCool and Layla come out and it is time for some Real Talk. Michelle says that she thinks they got off on the wrong foot with everyone. They apologize to the WWE Universe. They say that they need a fresh start. They say that they are compassionate people. They call Natalya ‘special’. They point out that she is Canadian. Layla says that they are going to be nice to ‘that special girl’ and give her one more shot at their title at Survivor Series of Natalya beats Michelle tonight. That won’t happen because Michelle is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
Non Title Match
Natalya vs Michelle McCool with Layla
Natalya with a waist lock but Michelle with elbows. Natalya with a fireman’s carry but Michelle with a head scissors. Natalya with a wheelbarrow suplex followed by a kick and forearm. Michelle with an Irish whip but Michelle runs into an elbow. Natalya goes to the turnbuckles but Michelle pulls her off and gets a near fall. Michelle continues to work on the back with a boot and forearm. Michelle with more knees to the back and she gets a near fall. Michelle with a kick to the midsection and she applies a body scissors. Michelle uses the ropes for extra leverage and the referee makes her release the hold. Michelle with a kick but Natalya with a kick of her own. Michelle with a Northern Lights suplex and bridge for a near fall. Natalya blocks a kick and tries for a Sharpshooter but Michelle gets to the floor. Natalya takes care of Michelle and Layla on the floor. Michelle accidentally kicks Layla when Natalya moves and Natalya gets the three count with a rollup.
Winner: Natalya
Backstage
We go to the back and Freddy Prinze Junior is checking on a patient who is still in a coma and says that he will miss the election. We see that it is Mr. McMahon.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Vince is still in a coma and Freddy says that Mrs. McMahon stops by even though she is running a campaign. He mentions that Linda has spent $50 million on her campaign and that gets Vince out of his coma. Vince wants to know what Linda spent $50 million on and Vince says that he hates politics and that as long as everything is okay with the WWE, he is okay. Vince wants to know if Nexus has been destroyed and Vince is told that they are stronger than ever. Vince is told that Cena is part of Nexus. Vince is also told that Paul Bearer is back, Goldust is getting married, and Pee Wee Herman is running Raw. Vince says that the next thing he will be told is that Daniel Bryan is the WWE Champion. Vince says that if his Wife can run for Senate then he can run for President.
Someone wakes up from a nightmare and it is Stephanie McMahon. She says that she had the strangest dream. She asks if her dad is still in a coma. Her husband tells her that he is also brain dead.
We go to commercial.
David Otunga and Wade Barrett vs R Truth and Randy Orton
with Guest Referee John Cena
Orton and Otunga start things off because their last names start with O. They lock up and Otunga backs Orton into the corner and Otunga with a knee and punches. Otunga with kicks and the referee starts his count. Orton with a kick but Otunga with an Irish whip. Orton with a clothesline and kick to Otunga’s arm. Orton with an Irish whip but Otunga with an elbow and he tags in Barrett. Orton with a kick and punches to Barrett followed by European uppercuts and punches. Orton is pulled out of the corner but he referee and Barrett with a rollup for a near fall. Orton with a kick and then he sends Barrett into the turnbuckles. Orton argues with the referee and Barrett attacks Orton from behind.
Otunga tags back in and Orton with a power slam. Orton looks around and he kicks Otunga in the chest and David rolls to the floor. Orton follows and he connects with a European uppercut. Otunga Irish whips Orton into the ring steps and the referee tells them to get back into the ring. Otunga gets a near fall as they return to the ring. Barrett tags back in and he kicks Orton and punches him. Barrett with a reverse chin lock. Orton escapes with a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down.
Otunga and Truth tag in and Truth with clotheslines followed by a hip toss. Otunga with an Irish whip but Truth floats over hits the split and then connects with the leg lariat for a near fall. Truth punches Otunga and Truth with a clothesline but Barrett makes the blind tag and hits a Black Hole Slam for a near fall. Barrett with a back breaker to Truth and then he punches Truth. Barrett goes to the turnbuckles but he takes too long and misses an elbow drop and both men are down.
Otunga comes in and the referee stops him and that means that he did not see the tag so Orton is not allowed to come in. Barrett pulls Truth into his corner and he makes the tag to Otunga. Otunga with a slam and then he hits an elbow drop for a near fall. Barrett tags back in and Barrett kicks him. Barrett punches Truth and then he tags Otunga back in. Otunga gets a near fall and then he goes to a reverse chin lock.
Truth with punches to Otunga and then each man was thinking of a cross body and both men are down. Orton distracts the referee and that prevents a Barrett tag from taking place. Orton with an RKO to Otunga and then Orton goes after Barrett while Truth gets the three count.
Winners: Randy Orton and R Truth
After the match
Barrett yells at John Cena for doing his job.
We go to credits.
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RAW Results - 1st November
Location - Uniondale, New York
Announcers - Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler
We are live from Uniondale, New York and your announcers are Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler.
Randy Orton comes to the ring and he holds the belt over his head. He says that there isn’t a man alive that can take the title from him, but if someone did, he would not be happy with it. He would not want it to be because of a crooked referee. Especially if that crooked referee was John Cena. Randy says that he would like John Cena . . . Crooked Referee to come to the ring because if he is going to screw him over at Survivor Series, he should be man enough to do it to his face.
John Cena comes to the ring and he is in his alternate Nexus gear which looks a lot like John Cena’s shirt. Cena says that he wants Orton to cut him some slack. He knows that Randy is the WWE Champion. They have both been there before. He says that they know that titles are won or lost. John says that if Barrett wins, he is out of Nexus, but if Orton wins, Cena is fired. Cena says that he will call it down the middle, but if something happens in the ring, he doesn’t . . . Cena says that this chaos and unrest in the WWE Universe means that he doesn’t know what he is going to do.
Orton says that this is Cena’s bleeding heart way of saying that he will screw him over at Survivor Series. Orton says that if Cena screws him over, he keeps his job, but John Cena will be the biggest phony in the WWE. He tells Cena that he shouldn’t talk about Hustle, Loyalty, or Respect if he is going to do Wade Barrett’s bidding. Orton tells Cena to get out of his ring.
Orton says that Cena can’t get out of the ring without asking his master for permission.
Cena says that he hates having to be an errand boy. He says that Barrett has everyone under his control. Cena says that Barrett might have enough skill to compete for the WWE Title, but we know that he is classless so he will not do it the right way. He says that Wade Barrett doesn’t know about respect.
Nexus comes out and they are now a team of six men with two title belts as they stand on the stage in their warrior formation. Barrett thanks Cena for those kind words. Wade says that he will allow Cena to say whatever he wants about Wade because he knows that actions speak louder than words. When push comes to shove, he will do what he is told and at Survivor Series, Cena will raise Barrett’s hand as WWE Champion.
Cena says that in three weeks it is over. He is either out of Nexus or he is fired (as Wade Barrett reminds him). Cena wants a moment with his ‘boss’. In three weeks, it comes to a head and regardless of what happens, he will not go quietly. He will leave a parting gift and he will beat the hell out of Wade Barrett.
Orton says that he doesn’t have to wait until Survivor Series. He says that Wade is nothing more than a pathetic child who has to hide behind seven other guys. He will beat on Wade until he is unconscious. Orton says that all his boy will have to do is count to ten and raise his hand. Orton challenges Wade to come to the ring but before that can happen . . .
The official Buzzkill of the WWE makes its presence known. Michael Cole climbs Mount Buzzkill and he quotes. As the WWE Champion, he feels for his position. Everyone wants to know what John Cena is going to do and we will find out tonight. Wade Barrett and a partner of his choice will face Randy Orton and a partner of his choosing. The guest referee will be John Cena.
We go to commercial.
Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater vs David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd
Kidd and Slater start things off and they lock up with Kidd giving Slater an arm drag and then he tags in Smith who hesitates before kicking Slater. Smith takes Slater to the mat and then he drops a leg on Slater’s arm and follows it with an elbow drop. Smith with a delayed vertical suplex for a near fall. Smith with a European uppercut and Gabriel makes the tag and he hits a distracted Smith from behind. Gabriel with kicks and then he tags in Slater and they kick Smith. Gabriel tags back in and they continue to kick Smith in the corner while Kidd looks like he would rather be anywhere else.
Slater tags in and he punches Smith. Gabriel tags back in and he gives Smith a snap mare before applying a reverse chin lock. Smith tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Gabriel with a punch to stay in the chin lock. Smith with a power slam and Kidd tags in. Kidd with a drop kick and running back elbow and clothesline. Kidd with a kick and a corkscrew fisherman suplex for a near fall. Smith throws Slater out of the ring while Kidd with a back heel kick. Kidd with a drop kick that sends Gabriel to the floor. Slater pushes Smith into Gabriel and Kidd was in midair and he hits a somersault dive onto Smith.
Slater tries to hit Kidd on the apron but he misses. Gabriel hits Kidd from behind and hits the 450 Splash for the three count.
Winners: Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel
After the match
Smith yells at Kidd.
Backstage
We go to the Nexus locker room and R Truth enters. Truth says that Cena got booked tonight. He stood up to Wade Barrett and told him what he will do after Survivor Series. Truth says that we need to know what he is going to do at the moment of truth.
Cena walks away and we go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look back at Santino Marella’s impossible dream of beating Sheamus last week on Raw.
Sheamus says that everyone thought he would come out and throw a tantrum because Santino upset him last week. Sheamus says that Santino didn’t beat him, Sheamus beat himself. He gave Santino a week to bask in the glory of the victory, but he wants him to come out tonight to face him.
Santino comes out and he is not dressed to wrestle. He tells Sheamus that he would like to say that he respects Sheamus as a human beings. He says that he is a fan of Sheamus’ and he went out trick or treating as Sheamus. Everyone thought that he was a ghost. Santino say that was irritating and he knows why Sheamus is so angry. Santino says that he consumed a lot of candy last night and bad things happen. Santino says that he has bad news for Sheamus. The doctor told him that if he wrestles tonight, he will accidentally throw up . . . in his face. Santino says that he has a suitable replacement.
Vladimir Kozlov comes out and he says that Sheamus talks funny and now he crush him.
Sheamus vs Vladimir Kozlov with Santino Marella
They lock up and Kozlov goes for the leg but Sheamus gets to the ropes. Sheamus with a knee to the head but Kozlov with a kick and head butt followed by a hip lock take down. Sheamus with a series of knees in the corner. Kozlov with a neck breaker for a near fall. Sheamus with a knee drop to the head but Kozlov with head butts to the chest followed by a boot to the chest and Sheamus gets his foot on the rope to stop the count. Sheamus with the Celtic Hammer followed by the pump kick for the three count.
Winner: Sheamus
After the match
Sheamus kicks Kozlov out of the ring and Santino tries to attack Sheamus from behind but Sheamus turns around in time. Santino backs out of the ring and he offers candy to Sheamus and then Santino offers him some money. Santino turns his attention to giving Sheamus his credit card. Santino wants to write him a check. Sheamus pushes Santino down and he sets for the Celtic Cross but John Morrison comes out and he forgot to put on his shirt.
Morrison kicks Sheamus in the chest and the head as Sheamus falls off the ramp.
Randy Orton is walking in the back and R Truth says that he feels for Orton. Truth says that he talked to his friend Cena and he feels bad for Orton. Truth says that Cena should have quit when he had the chance. Truth says that Cena won’t let himself get fired. Truth says that he thinks we will see Cena looking Orton in the eyes as he counts Wade Barrett victorious. Orton suggests that he make R Truth his tag team partner since Truth and Cena are friends, even though they don’t see eye to eye. Orton says that we will find out tonight that John Cena doesn’t have any friends.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Mark Henry says that things haven’t been the same since his tag team partner Evan Bourne got hurt a few weeks ago. Pee Wee says that he had a similar situation with a splinter and he was in a lot of pain. Mark says that he still hasn’t found a tag partner and that is why he is here to see him. Mark says that Pee Wee is an icon, is super strong and his idol. He is just the man to give him a big hug. Pee Wee tells Mark that he can’t breathe. Pee Wee suggests that we have some Diva Twister to cheer Mark up.
Pee Wee introduces himself and says that he is here to take over Monday Night Raw. He says that there will be some surprises, like Lita.
We go to commercial.
Hometown Boy Gets Hurt Match
Zack Ryder vs Ezekiel Jackson
Zack with a kick and punches but Zeke shows no effect. Jackson with a body block or two and then he presses Ryder over his head and slams him. Ryder kicks Jackson but Jackson with a uranage for the three count.
Winner: Ezekiel Jackson
After the match
Zeke poses longer than the match before we see the match again in highlights.
We find out that in order to counter R Truth, Wade Barrett has named David Otunga as his tag team partner in the main event.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for Pee Wee Herman to come to the ring. Pee Wee thanks everyone and then he gets close to the camera as he thanks people. He says that he is totally feeling ‘Raw’. He says that he wants to explain tonight’s secret word and he goes over the rules. Tonight’s secret word is ‘ring’. He says that he feels like a Million Dollars.
It is time for the Miz to come out and he is joined by the man who Michael Cole is jealous of because he gets to stand near Miz all the time, Alex Riley.
Pee Wee offers his hand to Miz but Miz refuses. He says that he thought that Raw losing at Bragging Rights was the lowest point but he was wrong. Miz says that he was a He Man fan, not Pee Wee.
Pee Wee tells him to marry He Man. Miz tells Pee Wee to get out of the ring and everyone screams. Miz tells him to get out of the ring again and you know what happens. Miz wants to know if Pee Wee is trying to embarrass him. He says that Pee Wee is a poor excuse for a man, not a cultural icon.
Pee Wee repeats everything that Miz says. Alex starts to talk and Pee Wee repeats him. Miz tells Riley to stop. Miz asks Pee Wee if he is stupid. He says that he doesn’t care if Pee Wee is on Broadway or was in movies. Miz asks Pee Wee if he wants to hurt him. Pee Wee asks if he wants to hurt him.
Pee Wee says that they can play the ‘Really’ Game but he warns them not to anger the ‘Pee’. Pee Wee says that he has his cousin here tonight. Miz mocks Pee Wee and he says that Pee Wee should bring out his family.
Pee Wee says that his cousin will come out and he is Awesome.
Big Show comes out dressed like Pee Wee. Show grabs Riley and Miz and sends them over the top rope to the floor. Pee Wee asks them if they had a nice trip out of the ring.
We have a Buzzkill and Cole climbs to Mount And I Quote. Miz won’t get out of this so easy. He said that he would beat anyone in Pee Wee’s family so tonight’s secret word is pain because he will face Pee Wee’s cousin ‘The Big Pee Wee’ and that will be next.
We go to commercial.
Big Show vs Miz
Show sends Miz into the corner and he chops Miz. Show sends Miz into the turnbuckles and then he chops Miz one more time. Miz goes to the floor to avoid a clothesline. Miz talks some strategy with Riley. Miz gets back into the ring and Show biels Miz across the ring. Show with a chop followed by a kick to the chest and then he stands on Miz’s chest. Miz with a drop kick to the knee as he tries to take out one of Show’s legs.
Show with a clothesline to stop Miz’s kicks. Show with a slam and then he hits an elbow drop for a near fall. Show with a head butt and Miz is staggered. Miz kicks Show in the leg and follows it with punches. Miz with a knee to the midsection followed by a drop kick to the knee and Show goes down. Miz punches Show and he connects with elbows. Miz with a choke on Show but Show gets to his feet and then he drops back and falls onto Miz.
Show gets to his feet first and he connects with a head butt that drops Miz to the mat. Show goes for a Vader Bomb but Show takes too much time talking to Riley and Miz rolls out of the way. Miz gets a near fall and he kicks Show. Miz with a boot to the head and a punch. Miz goes up top and hits a double sledge. Miz goes up top again and hits another double sledge. Miz tries for a third one to knock Show to the mat and it connects. Miz with a cover but Show presses Miz off on the cover. Miz with a reverse chin lock. Show with a back body drop to Miz and he misses a splash into the corner. Show grabs Miz by the throat and then he sends Miz into Riley. Miz gets the briefcase and he hits Show with it and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Big Show by disqualification
Now it is time for Cole to get off the Miz soapbox and it is time to talk about how the WWE has been misrepresented. Now it is time to see a bunch of celebrities talk about WWE.
Backstage
John Cena is with Wade Barrett and Wade tells him that after he has done the right thing, he wants Cena to clean his locker. He wants him to sweep and mop. Then he can scrub his back. David Otunga tells Cena that he won’t have to scrub Wade’s back because he will be raising his arm, not Wade’s. Otunga says that he has more talent than anyone in Nexus and is more talented than Cena.
We go to commercial.
Ted DiBiase with Maryse vs Daniel Bryan
They lock up and Ted backs Bryan into the corner and he misses a punch. Bryan with a series of kicks in the corner but Ted with a boot to the head and then he kicks and punches Bryan. Ted chokes Bryan while Maryse talk to Cole during the match. Ted with a hard Irish whip. Bryan with punches and foreams but Ted with a kick. Bryan with a boot when Ted charges into the corner. Ted knocks Bryan off the turnbuckle.
Ted punches Bryan and then he gets a near fall. Ted with an elbow to the top of the head and he puts Bryan in a reverse chin lock. Bryan with elbows and he counters the short clothesline with a crucifix. Bryan with a rollup for a near fall. Bryan flips over DiBiase and hits a flying clothesline and Bryan gets ready for a round kick to the chest. Bryan with more kicks to the chest but Ted with a sit out spinebuster for a near fall. DiBiase sets for Dream Street but Bryan applies the LeBell Lock and Ted taps.
Winner: Daniel Bryan
After the match
Maryse talks to Ted and Ted tells her to shut up and he wants his title back. Ted tells Maryse that they are going to a wedding.
We go to commercial.
Michelle McCool and Layla come out and it is time for some Real Talk. Michelle says that she thinks they got off on the wrong foot with everyone. They apologize to the WWE Universe. They say that they need a fresh start. They say that they are compassionate people. They call Natalya ‘special’. They point out that she is Canadian. Layla says that they are going to be nice to ‘that special girl’ and give her one more shot at their title at Survivor Series of Natalya beats Michelle tonight. That won’t happen because Michelle is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
Non Title Match
Natalya vs Michelle McCool with Layla
Natalya with a waist lock but Michelle with elbows. Natalya with a fireman’s carry but Michelle with a head scissors. Natalya with a wheelbarrow suplex followed by a kick and forearm. Michelle with an Irish whip but Michelle runs into an elbow. Natalya goes to the turnbuckles but Michelle pulls her off and gets a near fall. Michelle continues to work on the back with a boot and forearm. Michelle with more knees to the back and she gets a near fall. Michelle with a kick to the midsection and she applies a body scissors. Michelle uses the ropes for extra leverage and the referee makes her release the hold. Michelle with a kick but Natalya with a kick of her own. Michelle with a Northern Lights suplex and bridge for a near fall. Natalya blocks a kick and tries for a Sharpshooter but Michelle gets to the floor. Natalya takes care of Michelle and Layla on the floor. Michelle accidentally kicks Layla when Natalya moves and Natalya gets the three count with a rollup.
Winner: Natalya
Backstage
We go to the back and Freddy Prinze Junior is checking on a patient who is still in a coma and says that he will miss the election. We see that it is Mr. McMahon.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Vince is still in a coma and Freddy says that Mrs. McMahon stops by even though she is running a campaign. He mentions that Linda has spent $50 million on her campaign and that gets Vince out of his coma. Vince wants to know what Linda spent $50 million on and Vince says that he hates politics and that as long as everything is okay with the WWE, he is okay. Vince wants to know if Nexus has been destroyed and Vince is told that they are stronger than ever. Vince is told that Cena is part of Nexus. Vince is also told that Paul Bearer is back, Goldust is getting married, and Pee Wee Herman is running Raw. Vince says that the next thing he will be told is that Daniel Bryan is the WWE Champion. Vince says that if his Wife can run for Senate then he can run for President.
Someone wakes up from a nightmare and it is Stephanie McMahon. She says that she had the strangest dream. She asks if her dad is still in a coma. Her husband tells her that he is also brain dead.
We go to commercial.
David Otunga and Wade Barrett vs R Truth and Randy Orton
with Guest Referee John Cena
Orton and Otunga start things off because their last names start with O. They lock up and Otunga backs Orton into the corner and Otunga with a knee and punches. Otunga with kicks and the referee starts his count. Orton with a kick but Otunga with an Irish whip. Orton with a clothesline and kick to Otunga’s arm. Orton with an Irish whip but Otunga with an elbow and he tags in Barrett. Orton with a kick and punches to Barrett followed by European uppercuts and punches. Orton is pulled out of the corner but he referee and Barrett with a rollup for a near fall. Orton with a kick and then he sends Barrett into the turnbuckles. Orton argues with the referee and Barrett attacks Orton from behind.
Otunga tags back in and Orton with a power slam. Orton looks around and he kicks Otunga in the chest and David rolls to the floor. Orton follows and he connects with a European uppercut. Otunga Irish whips Orton into the ring steps and the referee tells them to get back into the ring. Otunga gets a near fall as they return to the ring. Barrett tags back in and he kicks Orton and punches him. Barrett with a reverse chin lock. Orton escapes with a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down.
Otunga and Truth tag in and Truth with clotheslines followed by a hip toss. Otunga with an Irish whip but Truth floats over hits the split and then connects with the leg lariat for a near fall. Truth punches Otunga and Truth with a clothesline but Barrett makes the blind tag and hits a Black Hole Slam for a near fall. Barrett with a back breaker to Truth and then he punches Truth. Barrett goes to the turnbuckles but he takes too long and misses an elbow drop and both men are down.
Otunga comes in and the referee stops him and that means that he did not see the tag so Orton is not allowed to come in. Barrett pulls Truth into his corner and he makes the tag to Otunga. Otunga with a slam and then he hits an elbow drop for a near fall. Barrett tags back in and Barrett kicks him. Barrett punches Truth and then he tags Otunga back in. Otunga gets a near fall and then he goes to a reverse chin lock.
Truth with punches to Otunga and then each man was thinking of a cross body and both men are down. Orton distracts the referee and that prevents a Barrett tag from taking place. Orton with an RKO to Otunga and then Orton goes after Barrett while Truth gets the three count.
Winners: Randy Orton and R Truth
After the match
Barrett yells at John Cena for doing his job.
We go to credits.