Angelique
08-15-2006, 07:08 PM
* He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
* He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
* He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
* He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
* He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
* He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
* He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
* The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
* Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
* He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
* He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
* He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
* He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
* He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
* He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
* He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
* The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
* Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
* He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.