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shakie
08-18-2006, 12:39 PM
k heres something that is a little anti-christ to some, but honestly i believe that jesus IS NOT white. every time you see him in paintings, pitcures, etc. hes seen as a white person, but honestly:

1) i say hes black.

2) considering the area of earth hes from, by the time he died, shouldnt he at least have a tan of some sort?

3) i have a good feeling im not the only one who thinks this.

for all i know, he could be japaniese or french. but everyone seems to say hes white, and i happen to see him as a black man. thank you for wasting your prescious time by reading this.

LionDen
08-18-2006, 01:31 PM
There is nothing to think about, ofcourse he was tanned.

The white image is around due to the Anglo Saxons not wanting a non-white dude as there saviour. Political bullshit that has never changed and shows how much power the church actually has.

Kaz
08-18-2006, 04:50 PM
I totally agree... Like you said Shakie look at the area he was from, it's nearly a given that he was tanned.

Will
08-18-2006, 05:00 PM
The image of Jesus Christ is a personal preference for everyone. He can be any skin color that an individual person wants. You can find a picture of him, as a bald black woman, driving a corvette on a beach if you look hard enough. I have seen him portrayed as a pure white image and as dark as night black images with dread locks.

Kevin Idol
08-19-2006, 02:10 AM
People wouldn't worship a black man. Sad but true. So they had to make him white. Mary also.

Neo Corey
08-19-2006, 05:29 PM
Did you know Jesus is a Jew?

shakie
08-19-2006, 10:17 PM
Did you know Jesus is a Jew?

... ur retarded

Kaz
08-19-2006, 11:11 PM
Did you know Jesus is a Jew?

Gah that Clerks 2 ad makes me want to hit my head against a brick wall.

Kevin Idol
08-21-2006, 03:30 AM
Did you know Jesus is a Jew?
Did you know you're a faggot?

Neo Corey
08-24-2006, 02:06 AM
Guys dont get mad I was just trying to be funny, but i failed :(

billlazewski111
08-28-2006, 03:24 AM
Dude he is Jesus, He can be anything he wants to be

Just KC
08-28-2006, 03:47 AM
I am Jesus

Kaz
08-28-2006, 04:30 AM
Dude he is Jesus, He can be anything he wants to be

Well put.


And KC you're a moron!

Neo Corey
08-28-2006, 01:33 PM
I Think Criss Angel is related to Jesus Somehow

billlazewski111
08-29-2006, 12:48 PM
Why do you think he is related to Jesus, just because he does Majic, there are millions of people that does that, for me I think David Blaine is related to the Devil since he looks freaky and does weird crap, but he is just a person that enjoys doing what he does, you can think whatever you want about Chris Angel cuz thats your opinion

Kaz
08-29-2006, 01:04 PM
Well technically, going back to the time of Noah's Ark, everyone is related to everyone else.

Just KC
08-29-2006, 07:42 PM
were all jesus children so were all brotherin

Neo Corey
08-29-2006, 10:29 PM
Ok my brotha lol jk

The Hammer
09-12-2006, 05:32 PM
WAITE!! HOLD THE PHONE!!! Tom Cruise is not Jesus?:eek:

shakie
09-13-2006, 03:33 AM
-_- not funny

The Hammer
09-13-2006, 06:18 AM
Man tough crowd, but yeah it say in the bible that he had skin of broze and hair like wool, so yeah def not white:)

Joe
09-13-2006, 04:08 PM
I dont see how any of this matters anyway, people will believe in Jesus no matter if he was Black,White etc and some people like me dont believe in him anyway so dont give a shit lol

XXKSXX
09-14-2006, 05:06 PM
He was of dark complection or black witch ever u would like to say. But yes to me church and the stuff that goes on with it is nothing but a bunch of crap. Those are my beliefs and Jesus is not white and I will never admit that he is. If there really was a Jesus but thats for him to know and me to never know.

jalenrose
11-14-2006, 11:26 PM
jesus is brown

bigr
11-16-2006, 03:24 AM
He was a white man with a good tan.

TheTruePredator
12-03-2006, 08:56 PM
i hope he is black then all the racist christians have no credibility

JCC
01-13-2007, 01:10 PM
I hope people will realise that you can't say that he's any colour since nobody's ever actually seen him and all evidence points towards him being a complete and utter work of fiction.

Will
01-13-2007, 08:08 PM
all evidence points towards him being a complete and utter work of fiction.

whoa man, evidence and fact have no place in a religious thread. Do it again and we will have to ban you.


I hope people will realise that you can't say that he's any colour since nobody's ever actually seen him

The topic is about Jesus, not god, who according to the bible lived among people for 30 years so plenty of people would have seen him.

King Sir Greatness
01-13-2007, 08:59 PM
He wasn't Black, but he definitely wasn't White. He would be what we now call Middle Eastern.


http://www.geocities.com/atheistdivine/jesus.jpg
"Hair of wool, skin of bronze."

Now, I'm not saying that's Jesus or 100% that it is the "real depiction," but based on the times, the location, and his description, it seems close enough. And as you can tell, it's heavily different than the White Jesus [one of which I do got in my house btw, along with a Black one] we are most familiar with.

Not that his race should matter anyway. Just saying.

JCC
01-14-2007, 09:01 PM
whoa man, evidence and fact have no place in a religious thread. Do it again and we will have to ban you.

Excuse me?

You mean that I'm not allowed to have my own atheist view on things or you'll BAN me?

In the UNCENSORED forum?

:lmao:

Spawn
01-14-2007, 09:11 PM
He does have a point Will >.> He is tan IMO, not pure black, but has a Iraq or some country like that tan.

Will
01-14-2007, 10:39 PM
Excuse me?

You mean that I'm not allowed to have my own atheist view on things or you'll BAN me?

In the UNCENSORED forum?

:lmao:

:hmm: no its sarcasm. I was agreeing with you that religion was fiction, by stating that fact has no place in a religious discussion.

The Rock
01-15-2007, 12:43 AM
Idiots. Jesus is Arab. Not white, not black. ARAB.

He's Saddam's cousin.

Hypercharger
01-15-2007, 04:00 AM
You're all wrong. Jesus is a mexican. 1... He's was a carpenter/builder. 2... His name is spelled like Jesus... :shifty:

Plus, I know him. He works for House Dwelling Building Company over on main street. :shifty:

bluegrass
01-24-2007, 03:24 AM
Jesus wasn't white or black . He is jewish. Most paintings that people have of Him are the european american version.

Will
01-24-2007, 07:29 AM
Jesus wasn't white or black . He is jewish. Most paintings that people have of Him are the european american version.

I saw a painting the other day and he was clearly a black man, with corn rolls, a 40oz malt liquor and a lowrider. Paintings don't lie,they are like life except on canvas.

Mr Mando
01-24-2007, 06:23 PM
[[[[[[[[JESUS was borned in a country called palestine now which is an arab country]]]]]]]]

Will
01-24-2007, 06:36 PM
[[[[[[[[JESUS was born in a country called Palestine now which is an arab country]]]]]]]]

so what your saying is that Jesus was Puerto Rican?

GPrime
02-21-2007, 04:08 AM
were all jesus children so were all brotherin

That's funny, seeing as the church is adamant that Jesus didn't even have children...

Sunshine Acid
02-21-2007, 06:07 AM
Actually, I think he may have fucked Mary Magdalene and had kids....

Just a though.

XXKSXX
02-21-2007, 06:33 PM
^I'm pretty sure he did do that. lol

But I'm pretty sure he's Hebrew.

Will
02-21-2007, 10:43 PM
Actually, I think he may have fucked Mary Magdalene and had kids....

Just a thought.

I think i remember that too, at least one kid.

But I'm pretty sure he is Jamaican.

Rob
02-23-2007, 06:23 PM
jesus was middle eastern, of course he had a tan...

King Sir Greatness
02-24-2007, 07:04 AM
He wasn't Black, but he definitely wasn't White. He would be what we now call Middle Eastern.


http://www.geocities.com/atheistdivine/jesus.jpg
"Hair of wool, skin of bronze."

Now, I'm not saying that's Jesus and I'm not saying the depiction is 100% accurate, but based on the times, the location, and his description, it seems close enough. And as you can tell, it's heavily different than the White Jesus [one of which I do got in my house btw, along with a Black one] we are most familiar with.

Not that his race should matter anyway. Just saying.

I'm agreeing with this guy.

wwe9112
02-24-2007, 03:39 PM
hes not black hes white with a tan because he is a jew and hes from the middle east where everyone has a tan

Big Evil
02-26-2007, 03:55 PM
I'm agreeing with what King Sir Greatness said. Not the whole thing, but just where he says that Jesus' race shouldn't matter anyways. I can tell you... it doesn't.

holypuma
04-05-2007, 03:38 AM
i dont think he was black, jews are darker but not completely black, i do agree he was tan

hey sunshine acid, i think u read and watched da vinci code too many times

Sunshine Acid
04-05-2007, 12:26 PM
i dont think he was black, jews are darker but not completely black, i do agree he was tan

hey sunshine acid, i think u read and watched da vinci code too many times

Nope could never be bothered to read it, and I heard the movie was mediocre.

joshmofo1
04-27-2007, 09:22 PM
I think he was tanned most definatley he might not be black though

wwe9112
04-27-2007, 10:09 PM
yea he wasn't whit he was tanned du he is from the middle east so its hot most of the time i think, and hes Jewish which is naturally dark.

iGangsta
04-30-2007, 05:26 PM
There is no right picture that portrays Jesus correctly, there is no way of finding out if he was black or white. But i myself think he was black.

Sensational Sarah
05-16-2007, 08:23 PM
Only racists people would care what color of skin he is.

LG
05-18-2007, 04:41 PM
Who cares if Jesus was black or white.

The Yiz
05-18-2007, 08:28 PM
who gives a fuck weather hes white or not. anyways im an athiest

JayCee93
05-31-2007, 03:58 AM
i diasagree strongly, yet i dont know why :S

ajs
06-02-2007, 09:29 PM
jesus was a jew ......which makes him white!!!!!!!!!!!!i've been overseas & to Jerusalem . jews are white!!!!!i know that being jewish is a religon (but) again real jews from Jerusalem are white!!!!!!!!!! if your italin or greek you are also considerd white. some of you need 2 visit other countries or go 2 college!!!! i have jewish friends & when i was in jerusaem...the jews i talked to considerd themselves white!!!!!! most arian nation only consider.....germans & irish white or pure white.thats a bunch of crock!!!i'm italin & german desent. ask a doctor they will tell you who/who is'nt white!!!!