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The Mac
03-06-2011, 09:52 PM
everyone has heard those chuck norris sayings so i figured id make a thread for people to name their favorite ones
so ill start
chuck norris bought a nightlight but not cuz he is afraid of the dark....cuz the dark is afraid of chuck norris
DUKE NUKEM
03-07-2011, 08:29 PM
chuck norris does not leave messages . He leaves warnings .
The Mac
03-08-2011, 08:25 PM
lol
chuck norris doesnt brush his hair, it stays that way out of fear
DUKE NUKEM
03-08-2011, 08:43 PM
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris
The Mac
03-08-2011, 08:49 PM
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white
DUKE NUKEM
03-09-2011, 08:10 PM
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The Mac
03-10-2011, 02:15 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
DUKE NUKEM
03-10-2011, 09:12 PM
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
The Mac
03-12-2011, 08:06 AM
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
Kenpachi Zaraki
03-12-2011, 08:12 AM
Chuck Norris wants to be Rajnikanth
DUKE NUKEM
03-14-2011, 07:09 PM
Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
The Mac
03-18-2011, 07:54 PM
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris
DUKE NUKEM
03-18-2011, 08:00 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
The Mac
03-18-2011, 08:10 PM
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
DUKE NUKEM
03-18-2011, 08:14 PM
Chuck Norris once made a penny flinch
The Mac
03-18-2011, 08:17 PM
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
DUKE NUKEM
03-18-2011, 08:36 PM
Every time Chuck Norris yells BINGO he wins an awesome prize even if he`s not playing.
The Mac
03-18-2011, 08:42 PM
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
DUKE NUKEM
03-18-2011, 08:44 PM
Chuck Norris played who will blink first, with a mirror. And he won
The Mac
03-18-2011, 08:45 PM
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
DUKE NUKEM
03-18-2011, 08:48 PM
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
The Mac
03-18-2011, 08:48 PM
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
DUKE NUKEM
03-18-2011, 08:52 PM
Chuck Norris can drink a cow and eat milk.
The Mac
03-18-2011, 08:54 PM
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
DUKE NUKEM
03-19-2011, 07:52 PM
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Mac
03-19-2011, 08:12 PM
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
DUKE NUKEM
03-19-2011, 08:18 PM
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The Mac
03-19-2011, 08:37 PM
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
DUKE NUKEM
03-19-2011, 08:43 PM
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
The Mac
03-19-2011, 08:58 PM
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
DUKE NUKEM
03-19-2011, 09:11 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris CAN see John Cena
Chuck Norris CAN never be cursed
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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