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RAW Results - 17th Dec, 2012
Location - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Announcers - Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Michael Cole
Rey Mysterio (with Sin Cara) vs Damien Sandow (with Cody Rhodes and his mustache)
They lock up and Sandow backs Rey into the corner and he kicks Rey until the referee warns him. Rey with kicks but Sandow with a kick to Rey and he sends Rey under the bottom rope and Rey bounces on the floor. Sandow picks up Rey and sends him into the ring post. Sandow sends Rey back into the ring and gets a near fall.
Sandow with a side Russian leg sweep and he floats through and hits the Elbow of Disdain and gets a near fall. Sandow with an arm bar and chin lock. Sandow with a forearm and shoulders in the corner. Sandow puts Rey on the turnbuckles and he goes up for a superplex attempt but Rey stops Sandow and pushes him of the turnbuckles with a head butt.
Rey with a seated senton and then he hits a head scissors. Sandow pushes Rey into the ropes but Rey with a drop kick for a near fall. Sandow with a kick and then he hits a leaping swinging neck breaker for a near fall.
Rey with a DDT and both men are down. Rey drop kicks Sandow and he falls into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and then he goes up top for the dive and the three count.
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Winner: Rey Mysterio
Slammy: Tell Me I Did No Just See That
It is time for the first Slammy of the night and to present it, the man who flip flops more than a gymnast, Booker T. He is here to present the ‘Tell Me I Did No Just See That’ Slammy for the most shocking moment of the year.
The nominees are: Brad Maddox and the Low Blow at Hell in a Cell; Sheamus beating Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds at Wrestlemania to win the World Title; Kofi saving himself at the Royal Rumble by walking on his hands; and the Rock being attacked by CM Punk at Raw 1000.
The Boogeyman makes his way into the arena and we go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and Booker cannot believe what he just saw. The winner is . . . Brad Maddox comes out but Kofi Kingston is the winner.
Kofi says that he did not expect to win the award. He says that he has always wanted to win a Slammy. His dream has come true. He is going to continue to make everyone say wow.
Non Title Match
Eve Torres (c) vs Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn punches Eve after taking her down. Eve mounts Kaitlyn and punches her. They go back and forth. Eve goes to the floor and Kaitlyn follows after her. Kaitlyn sends Eve into the ringside barrier. Kaitlyn sends Eve into the ringside barrier. Eve with a kick when they return to the ring.
Eve slams Kaitlyn’s head into the mat. Eve with a hard Irish whip and then she kicks Kaitlyn in the corner. Eve goes to the turnbuckles and she lifts Kaitlyn up for a choke. Eve pulls Kaitlyn up again but Kaitlyn with elbows from the turnbuckles and then she gets Eve on her shoulders and she hits a gutbuster for the three count.
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Winner: Kaitlyn
After the match:
Kaitlyn picks up the Divas title belt and poses with Eve.
Slammy: Comeback of the Year Slammy
It is time for the Comeback of the Year Slammy and the presenters are the New Age Outlaws. BG welcomes everyone to the dog house. Then he does the DX intro. Billy then gives us the nominees for Comeback of the Year.
The nominees are: Brock Lesnar; Chris Jericho; DX; and Jerry Lawler.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner of Comeback of the Year is Jerry Lawler. He runs to accept his award. He thanks everyone who appreciated his comeback as much as he did.
Non Title Match
Kofi Kingston vs Tensai
Kofi leaps into the corner and Tensai pushes him away. Tensai with elbow drops to Kofi and he gets a near fall. Tensai with head butts in the corner. Tensai with a Vader Bomb for a near fall. Tensai misses a splash into the corner and Kofi with Trouble in Paradise for the three count.
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Winner: Kofi Kingston
After the match:
Barrett attacks Kofi, because he didn’t have time to do it during the match. Barrett sends Kofi into the ring post and then hits the Bullhammer.
In case you didn’t hear it the first few dozen times tonight or last night, Michael Cole shows us how to download the app and vote.
Slammy: Kiss of the Year.
Vickie Guerrero is here to present the Slammy.
The Nominees are AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan; AJ Lee and Kane; AJ Lee and CM Punk; AJ Lee and John Cena.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and it is time to see who AJ gets to share this award with. Vickie says that she would never abuse her position of authority in what could be considered the ‘political statement of the night’. AJ has to share the trophy with John Cena.
Vickie says that AJ needs to explain her actions to Vickie, the WWE Universe, and the WWE Universe during the ladder match.
AJ says that she does not owe anyone anything. For the past year, she has cared about what people thought about her. She says that she does not care any more.
Vickie calls AJ a two bit piece of trash and everyone knows it.
Dolph Ziggler comes out to separate Vickie and AJ. AJ tells Vickie that might have been kiss of the year, but it is nothing compared to this . . . and she mounts Dolph Ziggler to kiss him and the kiss lasts longer than the matches so far tonight.
Great Khali (with Natalya) vs David Otunga
Otunga with a forearm and chop but Khali with a forearm to the head and then he sends Otunga into the turnbuckles. Khali with a chop in the corner. Khali with another very loud chop. Khali with an Irish whip and he misses a boot in the corner when Otunga moves. Otunga with kicks to the leg that got caught in the ropes. Otunga wraps the leg in the ropes.
Otunga runs into a back elbow and then a boot to the head. Khali with a forearm to the head followed by the chop and the three count.
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Winner: Great Khali
Superstars of the Year is the next and Jerry Lawler says that there is a special presenter coming up.
The nominees are Sheamus; John Cena; Big Show; and CM Punk.
We are back and in case you didn’t remember how to download the app or vote for the Slammys, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler tell us how.
Coming out to present the Slammy for Superstar of the Year, it is the Sixteen Time World Champion Ric Flair.
Winner: Flair says that this is why he loves Philadelphia. The winner is John Cena.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The people of Philadelphia appear to have voted for one of the other three nominees. Cena agrees with Flair that this is a lively crowd. He says that Superstar of the Year embodies hustle, loyalty, and respect. They need to work harder than anybody else. Punk recognizes the loyalty of the WWE Universe. That is why out of respect he cannot accept this award. It should go to the greatest superstar of all time, the two time Hall of Famer Ric Flair.
CM Punk’s music plays and he makes his way onto the stage with Paul Heyman. Punk yells that the people screwed him. He says that this is ridiculous on so many levels. This does not belong to Flair because he hasn’t been here in the last calendar year. It is a travesty for anyone to vote for Cena. He got beat by a guy who he decimated before. Cena cashed in the Money in the Bank and lost. He lost last night. Cena is a loser like the people of Philadelphia. Punk says that he was Superstar of the Year last year and he has been champion for 393 days so he is the Superstar of the Year. He is the man, not Flair or Cena.
Flair says that it is time for Punk to go. He says that Punk has too much baggage so he cannot walk a block.
Punk says that with one leg he could still kick Flair’s ass. Flair asks Punk if he is talking about baggage like his four ex-wives.
Punk says that he could take care of everyone in Philadelphia.
Flair takes off his jacket and goes to the ring after challenging Punk.
Flair struts in the ring and Punk heads to the ring as we go to commercial.
We are back and CM Punk gets onto the apron. Flair holds the ropes open for Punk. Punk hits Flair with the crutches and then he does the Flair strut and Wooos.
Flair with a thumb to the eyes and then Flair puts Heyman in the figure four leg lock.
Flair says that he came here to have a good time. Ric tells Jerry that he loves him and they ain’t never going to lose either of them. Flair says that he told Vince that if he is going to die, it is going to happen in the ring or with a woman from Philadelphia. Flair says that he got to perform in one of the greatest sports towns.
Flair is interrupted by the Shield and they make their way to the ring. Flair tells them to come on down.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Daniel Bryan, Kane, and Ric Flair are fighting the Shield. Ambrose punches Flair and then he goes after Bryan who is working on Rollins. Reigns and Kane battle on the other side of the ring. Ambrose helps Reigns with Kane. They send Kane into the ringside barrier.
It is time for Roman Reigns to rearrange the announce table while Rollins and Ambrose work over Flair and then they set up Flair for the Three Man Power Bomb but Ryback’s music plays and he walks to the ring.
The Shield waits for Ryback to make his way to the ring. Ryback sends Ambrose into the ringside barrier. He takes care of Reigns and Rollins. Ryback presses Rollins over his head and drops him on the table and he bounces off of it. Ryback punches Rollins and the Shield get into the crowd and escape.
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Ryback, Bryan, and Kane stand in the ring with Flair.
We go to commercial.
Backstage:
We are back and Ric Flair is in the back with Daniel Bryan and Kane. They finally got to the Shield and Kane and Bryan go back and forth with yes and no while Flair woooos.
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Ron Simmons stops by for a DAMN Moment.
Brodus Clay (with the Funkettes) vs JTG
JTG with forearms and elbows but Clay with a punch and belly-to-belly suplex and leg drop. Clay runs into a boot in the corner twice. JTG goes to the turnbuckles for a blockbuster for a near fall. JTG with a reverse chin lock. Clay pushes JTG off after a front face lock. Clay with an Irish whip and splash into the corner. JTG with the Sheeeplex and it is time for the running head butt into the midsection.
Clay with the Splash for the three count.
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Winner: Brodus Clay
Slammy: LOL Moment of the Year.
Santino Marella and Tensai are on the stage to present the Slammy for LOL Moment of the Year. Tensai pulls a Shockmaster as he trips on the curtain with an ice pack on his head.
Santino cannot stop laughing at Tensai. Santino tells Albert it is his turn. Santino says that Tensai in Japanese means ‘Fat Albert’. Santino says that is on the teleprompter but Tensai says there is no teleprompter.
The Nominees are: The Rock’s Boston promo; the Anger Management Segments; Randy Orton attacking Alberto Del Rio and throwing coffee and chili on Ricardo followed by sending Matt face first into a cake; and Vickie Guerrero’s attempts to be Elaine Benes.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the Winner is The Rock.
Santino accepts the award on behalf of the Rock.
Daniel Bryan comes out and he chants no and says that it should be his Slammy. Kane carries Bryan to the back.
Cody Rhodes (with Damien Sandow) vs Sin Cara (with Rey Mysterio)
The lights go down and Cody kicks and punches Cara. Cara with a handspring back elbow and then he kicks Cody and hits the double jump arm drag and Rhodes goes to the floor. Cara wit a suicide dive. Cara kicks Rhodes and sends him back into the ring.
Cody kicks Cara in the ring and he yells at the fans for chanting mustache. Cody with a delayed vertical gourdbuster. Cody gets a near fall. Cody with a snap mare and then he applies an arm bar. Cody stomps on the chest. Cody gets a near fall. Cody with a forearm to the back. Cara with punches but Cody with a hard Irish whip. Cody kicks Cara and Cody poses over Cara.
Cara with an enzuigiri and Cara hits a springboard drop kick. Cara punches Cody and then he hits a rana. Cara is stopped by Cody and Cody hits Cross Rhodes for the three count.
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Winner: Cody Rhodes
Because it has been a few minutes since the last update about the WWE App, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler tell us how to vote for the Slammys.
Slammy: #TrendingNow
Zack Ryder and Layla El come out to present the next Slammy. Layla talks about the interaction with the WWE Universe on Social Media. Layla steals Cole’s gimmick about downloading the app. The next Slammy is for #TrendingNow
The Nominees are #FeedMeMore; #PeoplePower; #LittleJimmy; and #WWWYKI.
We go to #Commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner is #FeedMeMore.
In-Ring:
Big Show makes his way to the ring and he has his World Title belt as well as his Super Sized Chair. Show uses the chair like a lectern. He says that he is not surprised that he is being booed. The WWE Universe let him down again by not voting for him as Superstar of the Year. He is not upset because he is still the World Champion. Show says that he did exactly what he said he would do.
He says that the people cannot accept that he is the most dominant superstar. He wants to know from Sheamus . . . and then he reacts to the chants from the crowd.
Sheamus’ music plays and he comes to the ring.
He is not out here to fight. He has no regrets about the match last night. They beat the crap out of each other. It was one of the most physical and painful matches of the year. He can feel each chair shot from last night. Sheamus says that Show was the better man last night.
Show wants to make sure that he heard Sheamus. Sheamus says that Show beat him fair and square. Show deserves to be the World Champion. He will be the bigger man, congratulate Show and shake his hand. Sheamus shakes Show’s hand.
Show tells Sheamus to get to the back of the line and he calls him a potato eating Irishman.
Sheamus takes Show down and he picks up the big chair and he hits Show in the back and chest. Sheamus with the Brogue Kick to Show.
Sheamus leaves the ring and Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring with a referee.
John Cena comes to the ring and he clotheslines Ziggler to prevent Ziggler from cashing in. Cena sends Dolph into the ringside barrier. Ziggler is down on the floor while Show gets to a knee.
We see some footage from TLC.
Backstage:
Dolph Ziggler is walking in the back and he is looking for Vickie Guerrero. Dolph complains about what John Cena just did and he wants her to do something. Vickie asks Dolph about the match last night and the kiss tonight. Dolph wants to know why Vickie was out there. Vickie says that she was doing her job. She wants to know how Dolph got AJ to help her. Dolph says that their relationship is over.
Dolph says that Vickie’s jealousy is getting tired, old, and just plain ugly . . . just like Vickie. Vickie tells Dolph that if he wants revenge on John Cena. Dolph and AJ will face John Cena and her.
In-Ring:
Miz is in the ring and he says that they surprised everyone with the Brooklyn Brawler as their partner. Their partner is not just awesome, he takes it to the extreme. He brings out the heart and soul of ECW . . . Tommy Dreamer.
Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre vs Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez), Miz, and Tommy Dreamer
Drew and Del Rio start things off and Drew with a kick and punches in the corner. Del Rio with kicks to Drew followed by a step up enzuigiri. Dreamer tags in and Drew gets away from Del Rio. Slater tags in and he has something to say to Dreamer.
Slater pushes Dreamer and Dreamer mocks Slater’s dance and he punches Heath. Dreamer sends Slater into the mat and then all six men get in the ring. 3MB are sent to the floor. Del Rio with a suicide dive onto 3MB. Miz with a kick to Mahal. Dreamer goes up top and he hits a splash onto 3MB.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Dreamer with a Saito suplex and then Miz and Slater tag in. Miz with a back body drop and then he hits the Awesome Clothesline. Miz with a boot to Mahal but Slater knocks Miz of the apron. Mahal with a boot to Miz on the floor while Slater distracts the referee.
Slater with an Irish whip and he tags Drew in. Drew with a suplex for a near fall. Drew with an arm bar but Miz with punches. Miz with a sunset flip for a near fall. Drew with an elbow. Mahal tags in and hits a leaping knee drop and gets a near fall. Mahal with a rear chin lock. Miz with the Reality Check on Mahal.
Slater tags in and he applies a front face lock and does a gator roll. Miz tries to get to the corner but Slater holds Miz out of the corner and sends Miz into his corner. Miz tries to fight out of the corner but Drew tags in and he connects with an elbow. Drew with a boot to the chest. 3MB triple team Miz. Slater kicks Miz in the midsection.
Slater with a clothesline and he keeps Miz from making the tag. Mahal tags back in and gets a near fall. Mahal chokes Miz in the ropes. Mahal with a knee drop to Miz and he chokes Miz. Drew tags in and gets Miz on his shoulders and he drops Miz to the mat. Drew gets a near fall. Drew stomps on the hand. Slater tags in and punches Miz and gets a near fall.
Miz tags in Del Rio and he connects with clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Alberto knocks Drew off the apron and then Del Rio with a super kick but he can only get a near fall. Del Rio sets for the cross arm breaker but Slater escapes. Del Rio with the step up enzuigiri and Del Rio sees Dreamer on the apron and he tags in Tommy.
Tommy with a DDT for the three count.
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Winners: Tommy Dreamer, Alberto Del Rio, and Miz
After the match:
They celebrate in the ring.
Slammy: Newcomer of the Year
Sheamus makes his way out to present the next Slammy. Sheamus says that three years ago a pasty Irishman who loved a pint won newcomer of the year. Now he is a Three Time World Champion. The nominees for Newcomer of the Year are Antonio Cesaro; Brodus Clay; Damien Sandow; and Ryback.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner is Ryback.
Ryback says that the late great Owen Hart used to say enough is enough and it is time for a change. Ryback says that he is that change. He demands to be fed more.
Antonio Cesaro says that this is a typical American election where the voting is rigged. He is the true newcomer of the year. He is stronger than Ryback. He is smarter than Ryback. Unlike Ryback, he is a champion.
Ryback vs Antonio Cesaro in a Non Title Match
Cesaro with European uppercuts but Ryback with the Thesz Press and he slams Cesaro’s head to the mat. Cesaro with a head butt and Ryback with a punch. Cesaro with forearms to the back. Cesaro with a front face lock but Ryback with a delayed vertical suplex for a near fall. Ryback with shoulders in the corner followed by an Irish whip but Cesaro with a boot and a dead lift spinebuster. Cesaro sets for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Ryback with a back body drop to counter.
Ryback with a spinebuster and Cesaro leaves the ring and grabs his satchel. Ryback presses Cesaro into the ring but Cesaro leaves and the referee makes the ten count.
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Winner: Ryback (by count out)
Slammy: Match of the Year
Mean Gene Okerlund is out to present the next Slammy and he is accompanied by Ricky Steamboat and Jim Ross. This Slammy is for Match of the Year. Ricky says that he has won this Slammy before. Jim Ross says that he has called some of these matches and they are deserving. The nominees are Undertaker versus Triple H from Wrestlemania; Brock Lesnar versus John Cena from Extreme Rules; Sheamus versus Big Show from Hell in a Cell; and Rock versus John Cena from Wrestlemania.
We go to commercial.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner is Undertaker versus Triple H. Triple H comes out to accept his award. He says that it was ironic that he won in 1997 for Best Hair. Every now and then you get the opportunity to be part of something . . .
The crowd chants for the Undertaker.
He had a chance to be part of something that was truly magical. For him to be out there with two guys he respects more than anybody, Shawn Michaels and the guy he considers to be the benchmark for what this business is about, the Undertaker. It was a magical night that he will never forget. It was the end of an era. He thanks the fans. He says that there is a million dollar question hanging in the air and he will answer it now. You have not seen the last of the Undertaker.
The Shield are in the back and they are working over Tommy Dreamer in the back. Rollins tells Dreamer that this is the Shield’s house. They send Dreamer into the door. Ricardo tries to help Dreamer and he gets sent into the door as well. The Shield leave the building.
AJ Lee makes her way to the ring and she has some people set up a ladder in the ring and she takes the mic. AJ climbs the ladder and we go to commercial.
We are back and AJ is on top of the ladder. She says that she is just full of surprises. All anyone keeps saying to her is ‘why’? Why would she do that to everyone’s hero at TLC. People asked her at a gas station. A busboy at her hotel asked her why. An hour ago, some Divas asked her why.
Everyone keeps asking her and she says that she thought it would be obvious. The reason why she knocked John Cena off that ladder was . . .
We will never know because Vickie Guerrero interrupts AJ. She says that all the people care about is seeing Vickie dragging AJ’s scrawny butt around the ring again.
AJ Lee and Dolph Ziggler vs John Cena and Vickie Guerrero
The men start things off and Ziggler avoids Cena and then he struts. Cena goes for the injured leg and Cena gets a near fall. Cena with a front face lock but Ziggler with a hammer lock. Cena with a belly-to-back suplex and he tags in AJ so that means the women are going to wrestle.
Before Cena leaves the ring, she looks into John’s eyes but Vickie with a Thesz tackle and it is catfight time. AJ goes to the floor and goes to the back. Ziggler knocks Cena off the apron while Vickie stands in the ring.
ZIggler punches and kicks Cena. Ziggler with elbows to the head and then he looks at Vickie. Vickie leaves the ring as well. Ziggler misses a splash into the corner. Ziggler with a leaping DDT after escaping an Attitude Adjustment. Ziggler with multiple elbow drops to Cena. Ziggler misses a super kick but Cena with a drop toe hold and STF.
Ziggler gets to the ropes but AJ walks out with Big E Langston.
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Cena with another STF. Langston comes to the ring and he hits a running body block on Cena. The referee calls for the bell and Langston hits the Big Ending on Cena.
We go to credits.
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RAW Results - 17th Dec, 2012
Location - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Announcers - Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Michael Cole
Rey Mysterio (with Sin Cara) vs Damien Sandow (with Cody Rhodes and his mustache)
They lock up and Sandow backs Rey into the corner and he kicks Rey until the referee warns him. Rey with kicks but Sandow with a kick to Rey and he sends Rey under the bottom rope and Rey bounces on the floor. Sandow picks up Rey and sends him into the ring post. Sandow sends Rey back into the ring and gets a near fall.
Sandow with a side Russian leg sweep and he floats through and hits the Elbow of Disdain and gets a near fall. Sandow with an arm bar and chin lock. Sandow with a forearm and shoulders in the corner. Sandow puts Rey on the turnbuckles and he goes up for a superplex attempt but Rey stops Sandow and pushes him of the turnbuckles with a head butt.
Rey with a seated senton and then he hits a head scissors. Sandow pushes Rey into the ropes but Rey with a drop kick for a near fall. Sandow with a kick and then he hits a leaping swinging neck breaker for a near fall.
Rey with a DDT and both men are down. Rey drop kicks Sandow and he falls into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and then he goes up top for the dive and the three count.
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Winner: Rey Mysterio
Slammy: Tell Me I Did No Just See That
It is time for the first Slammy of the night and to present it, the man who flip flops more than a gymnast, Booker T. He is here to present the ‘Tell Me I Did No Just See That’ Slammy for the most shocking moment of the year.
The nominees are: Brad Maddox and the Low Blow at Hell in a Cell; Sheamus beating Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds at Wrestlemania to win the World Title; Kofi saving himself at the Royal Rumble by walking on his hands; and the Rock being attacked by CM Punk at Raw 1000.
The Boogeyman makes his way into the arena and we go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and Booker cannot believe what he just saw. The winner is . . . Brad Maddox comes out but Kofi Kingston is the winner.
Kofi says that he did not expect to win the award. He says that he has always wanted to win a Slammy. His dream has come true. He is going to continue to make everyone say wow.
Non Title Match
Eve Torres (c) vs Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn punches Eve after taking her down. Eve mounts Kaitlyn and punches her. They go back and forth. Eve goes to the floor and Kaitlyn follows after her. Kaitlyn sends Eve into the ringside barrier. Kaitlyn sends Eve into the ringside barrier. Eve with a kick when they return to the ring.
Eve slams Kaitlyn’s head into the mat. Eve with a hard Irish whip and then she kicks Kaitlyn in the corner. Eve goes to the turnbuckles and she lifts Kaitlyn up for a choke. Eve pulls Kaitlyn up again but Kaitlyn with elbows from the turnbuckles and then she gets Eve on her shoulders and she hits a gutbuster for the three count.
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Winner: Kaitlyn
After the match:
Kaitlyn picks up the Divas title belt and poses with Eve.
Slammy: Comeback of the Year Slammy
It is time for the Comeback of the Year Slammy and the presenters are the New Age Outlaws. BG welcomes everyone to the dog house. Then he does the DX intro. Billy then gives us the nominees for Comeback of the Year.
The nominees are: Brock Lesnar; Chris Jericho; DX; and Jerry Lawler.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner of Comeback of the Year is Jerry Lawler. He runs to accept his award. He thanks everyone who appreciated his comeback as much as he did.
Non Title Match
Kofi Kingston vs Tensai
Kofi leaps into the corner and Tensai pushes him away. Tensai with elbow drops to Kofi and he gets a near fall. Tensai with head butts in the corner. Tensai with a Vader Bomb for a near fall. Tensai misses a splash into the corner and Kofi with Trouble in Paradise for the three count.
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Winner: Kofi Kingston
After the match:
Barrett attacks Kofi, because he didn’t have time to do it during the match. Barrett sends Kofi into the ring post and then hits the Bullhammer.
In case you didn’t hear it the first few dozen times tonight or last night, Michael Cole shows us how to download the app and vote.
Slammy: Kiss of the Year.
Vickie Guerrero is here to present the Slammy.
The Nominees are AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan; AJ Lee and Kane; AJ Lee and CM Punk; AJ Lee and John Cena.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and it is time to see who AJ gets to share this award with. Vickie says that she would never abuse her position of authority in what could be considered the ‘political statement of the night’. AJ has to share the trophy with John Cena.
Vickie says that AJ needs to explain her actions to Vickie, the WWE Universe, and the WWE Universe during the ladder match.
AJ says that she does not owe anyone anything. For the past year, she has cared about what people thought about her. She says that she does not care any more.
Vickie calls AJ a two bit piece of trash and everyone knows it.
Dolph Ziggler comes out to separate Vickie and AJ. AJ tells Vickie that might have been kiss of the year, but it is nothing compared to this . . . and she mounts Dolph Ziggler to kiss him and the kiss lasts longer than the matches so far tonight.
Great Khali (with Natalya) vs David Otunga
Otunga with a forearm and chop but Khali with a forearm to the head and then he sends Otunga into the turnbuckles. Khali with a chop in the corner. Khali with another very loud chop. Khali with an Irish whip and he misses a boot in the corner when Otunga moves. Otunga with kicks to the leg that got caught in the ropes. Otunga wraps the leg in the ropes.
Otunga runs into a back elbow and then a boot to the head. Khali with a forearm to the head followed by the chop and the three count.
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Winner: Great Khali
Superstars of the Year is the next and Jerry Lawler says that there is a special presenter coming up.
The nominees are Sheamus; John Cena; Big Show; and CM Punk.
We are back and in case you didn’t remember how to download the app or vote for the Slammys, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler tell us how.
Coming out to present the Slammy for Superstar of the Year, it is the Sixteen Time World Champion Ric Flair.
Winner: Flair says that this is why he loves Philadelphia. The winner is John Cena.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The people of Philadelphia appear to have voted for one of the other three nominees. Cena agrees with Flair that this is a lively crowd. He says that Superstar of the Year embodies hustle, loyalty, and respect. They need to work harder than anybody else. Punk recognizes the loyalty of the WWE Universe. That is why out of respect he cannot accept this award. It should go to the greatest superstar of all time, the two time Hall of Famer Ric Flair.
CM Punk’s music plays and he makes his way onto the stage with Paul Heyman. Punk yells that the people screwed him. He says that this is ridiculous on so many levels. This does not belong to Flair because he hasn’t been here in the last calendar year. It is a travesty for anyone to vote for Cena. He got beat by a guy who he decimated before. Cena cashed in the Money in the Bank and lost. He lost last night. Cena is a loser like the people of Philadelphia. Punk says that he was Superstar of the Year last year and he has been champion for 393 days so he is the Superstar of the Year. He is the man, not Flair or Cena.
Flair says that it is time for Punk to go. He says that Punk has too much baggage so he cannot walk a block.
Punk says that with one leg he could still kick Flair’s ass. Flair asks Punk if he is talking about baggage like his four ex-wives.
Punk says that he could take care of everyone in Philadelphia.
Flair takes off his jacket and goes to the ring after challenging Punk.
Flair struts in the ring and Punk heads to the ring as we go to commercial.
We are back and CM Punk gets onto the apron. Flair holds the ropes open for Punk. Punk hits Flair with the crutches and then he does the Flair strut and Wooos.
Flair with a thumb to the eyes and then Flair puts Heyman in the figure four leg lock.
Flair says that he came here to have a good time. Ric tells Jerry that he loves him and they ain’t never going to lose either of them. Flair says that he told Vince that if he is going to die, it is going to happen in the ring or with a woman from Philadelphia. Flair says that he got to perform in one of the greatest sports towns.
Flair is interrupted by the Shield and they make their way to the ring. Flair tells them to come on down.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Daniel Bryan, Kane, and Ric Flair are fighting the Shield. Ambrose punches Flair and then he goes after Bryan who is working on Rollins. Reigns and Kane battle on the other side of the ring. Ambrose helps Reigns with Kane. They send Kane into the ringside barrier.
It is time for Roman Reigns to rearrange the announce table while Rollins and Ambrose work over Flair and then they set up Flair for the Three Man Power Bomb but Ryback’s music plays and he walks to the ring.
The Shield waits for Ryback to make his way to the ring. Ryback sends Ambrose into the ringside barrier. He takes care of Reigns and Rollins. Ryback presses Rollins over his head and drops him on the table and he bounces off of it. Ryback punches Rollins and the Shield get into the crowd and escape.
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Ryback, Bryan, and Kane stand in the ring with Flair.
We go to commercial.
Backstage:
We are back and Ric Flair is in the back with Daniel Bryan and Kane. They finally got to the Shield and Kane and Bryan go back and forth with yes and no while Flair woooos.
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Ron Simmons stops by for a DAMN Moment.
Brodus Clay (with the Funkettes) vs JTG
JTG with forearms and elbows but Clay with a punch and belly-to-belly suplex and leg drop. Clay runs into a boot in the corner twice. JTG goes to the turnbuckles for a blockbuster for a near fall. JTG with a reverse chin lock. Clay pushes JTG off after a front face lock. Clay with an Irish whip and splash into the corner. JTG with the Sheeeplex and it is time for the running head butt into the midsection.
Clay with the Splash for the three count.
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Winner: Brodus Clay
Slammy: LOL Moment of the Year.
Santino Marella and Tensai are on the stage to present the Slammy for LOL Moment of the Year. Tensai pulls a Shockmaster as he trips on the curtain with an ice pack on his head.
Santino cannot stop laughing at Tensai. Santino tells Albert it is his turn. Santino says that Tensai in Japanese means ‘Fat Albert’. Santino says that is on the teleprompter but Tensai says there is no teleprompter.
The Nominees are: The Rock’s Boston promo; the Anger Management Segments; Randy Orton attacking Alberto Del Rio and throwing coffee and chili on Ricardo followed by sending Matt face first into a cake; and Vickie Guerrero’s attempts to be Elaine Benes.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the Winner is The Rock.
Santino accepts the award on behalf of the Rock.
Daniel Bryan comes out and he chants no and says that it should be his Slammy. Kane carries Bryan to the back.
Cody Rhodes (with Damien Sandow) vs Sin Cara (with Rey Mysterio)
The lights go down and Cody kicks and punches Cara. Cara with a handspring back elbow and then he kicks Cody and hits the double jump arm drag and Rhodes goes to the floor. Cara wit a suicide dive. Cara kicks Rhodes and sends him back into the ring.
Cody kicks Cara in the ring and he yells at the fans for chanting mustache. Cody with a delayed vertical gourdbuster. Cody gets a near fall. Cody with a snap mare and then he applies an arm bar. Cody stomps on the chest. Cody gets a near fall. Cody with a forearm to the back. Cara with punches but Cody with a hard Irish whip. Cody kicks Cara and Cody poses over Cara.
Cara with an enzuigiri and Cara hits a springboard drop kick. Cara punches Cody and then he hits a rana. Cara is stopped by Cody and Cody hits Cross Rhodes for the three count.
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Winner: Cody Rhodes
Because it has been a few minutes since the last update about the WWE App, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler tell us how to vote for the Slammys.
Slammy: #TrendingNow
Zack Ryder and Layla El come out to present the next Slammy. Layla talks about the interaction with the WWE Universe on Social Media. Layla steals Cole’s gimmick about downloading the app. The next Slammy is for #TrendingNow
The Nominees are #FeedMeMore; #PeoplePower; #LittleJimmy; and #WWWYKI.
We go to #Commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner is #FeedMeMore.
In-Ring:
Big Show makes his way to the ring and he has his World Title belt as well as his Super Sized Chair. Show uses the chair like a lectern. He says that he is not surprised that he is being booed. The WWE Universe let him down again by not voting for him as Superstar of the Year. He is not upset because he is still the World Champion. Show says that he did exactly what he said he would do.
He says that the people cannot accept that he is the most dominant superstar. He wants to know from Sheamus . . . and then he reacts to the chants from the crowd.
Sheamus’ music plays and he comes to the ring.
He is not out here to fight. He has no regrets about the match last night. They beat the crap out of each other. It was one of the most physical and painful matches of the year. He can feel each chair shot from last night. Sheamus says that Show was the better man last night.
Show wants to make sure that he heard Sheamus. Sheamus says that Show beat him fair and square. Show deserves to be the World Champion. He will be the bigger man, congratulate Show and shake his hand. Sheamus shakes Show’s hand.
Show tells Sheamus to get to the back of the line and he calls him a potato eating Irishman.
Sheamus takes Show down and he picks up the big chair and he hits Show in the back and chest. Sheamus with the Brogue Kick to Show.
Sheamus leaves the ring and Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring with a referee.
John Cena comes to the ring and he clotheslines Ziggler to prevent Ziggler from cashing in. Cena sends Dolph into the ringside barrier. Ziggler is down on the floor while Show gets to a knee.
We see some footage from TLC.
Backstage:
Dolph Ziggler is walking in the back and he is looking for Vickie Guerrero. Dolph complains about what John Cena just did and he wants her to do something. Vickie asks Dolph about the match last night and the kiss tonight. Dolph wants to know why Vickie was out there. Vickie says that she was doing her job. She wants to know how Dolph got AJ to help her. Dolph says that their relationship is over.
Dolph says that Vickie’s jealousy is getting tired, old, and just plain ugly . . . just like Vickie. Vickie tells Dolph that if he wants revenge on John Cena. Dolph and AJ will face John Cena and her.
In-Ring:
Miz is in the ring and he says that they surprised everyone with the Brooklyn Brawler as their partner. Their partner is not just awesome, he takes it to the extreme. He brings out the heart and soul of ECW . . . Tommy Dreamer.
Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre vs Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez), Miz, and Tommy Dreamer
Drew and Del Rio start things off and Drew with a kick and punches in the corner. Del Rio with kicks to Drew followed by a step up enzuigiri. Dreamer tags in and Drew gets away from Del Rio. Slater tags in and he has something to say to Dreamer.
Slater pushes Dreamer and Dreamer mocks Slater’s dance and he punches Heath. Dreamer sends Slater into the mat and then all six men get in the ring. 3MB are sent to the floor. Del Rio with a suicide dive onto 3MB. Miz with a kick to Mahal. Dreamer goes up top and he hits a splash onto 3MB.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Dreamer with a Saito suplex and then Miz and Slater tag in. Miz with a back body drop and then he hits the Awesome Clothesline. Miz with a boot to Mahal but Slater knocks Miz of the apron. Mahal with a boot to Miz on the floor while Slater distracts the referee.
Slater with an Irish whip and he tags Drew in. Drew with a suplex for a near fall. Drew with an arm bar but Miz with punches. Miz with a sunset flip for a near fall. Drew with an elbow. Mahal tags in and hits a leaping knee drop and gets a near fall. Mahal with a rear chin lock. Miz with the Reality Check on Mahal.
Slater tags in and he applies a front face lock and does a gator roll. Miz tries to get to the corner but Slater holds Miz out of the corner and sends Miz into his corner. Miz tries to fight out of the corner but Drew tags in and he connects with an elbow. Drew with a boot to the chest. 3MB triple team Miz. Slater kicks Miz in the midsection.
Slater with a clothesline and he keeps Miz from making the tag. Mahal tags back in and gets a near fall. Mahal chokes Miz in the ropes. Mahal with a knee drop to Miz and he chokes Miz. Drew tags in and gets Miz on his shoulders and he drops Miz to the mat. Drew gets a near fall. Drew stomps on the hand. Slater tags in and punches Miz and gets a near fall.
Miz tags in Del Rio and he connects with clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Alberto knocks Drew off the apron and then Del Rio with a super kick but he can only get a near fall. Del Rio sets for the cross arm breaker but Slater escapes. Del Rio with the step up enzuigiri and Del Rio sees Dreamer on the apron and he tags in Tommy.
Tommy with a DDT for the three count.
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Winners: Tommy Dreamer, Alberto Del Rio, and Miz
After the match:
They celebrate in the ring.
Slammy: Newcomer of the Year
Sheamus makes his way out to present the next Slammy. Sheamus says that three years ago a pasty Irishman who loved a pint won newcomer of the year. Now he is a Three Time World Champion. The nominees for Newcomer of the Year are Antonio Cesaro; Brodus Clay; Damien Sandow; and Ryback.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner is Ryback.
Ryback says that the late great Owen Hart used to say enough is enough and it is time for a change. Ryback says that he is that change. He demands to be fed more.
Antonio Cesaro says that this is a typical American election where the voting is rigged. He is the true newcomer of the year. He is stronger than Ryback. He is smarter than Ryback. Unlike Ryback, he is a champion.
Ryback vs Antonio Cesaro in a Non Title Match
Cesaro with European uppercuts but Ryback with the Thesz Press and he slams Cesaro’s head to the mat. Cesaro with a head butt and Ryback with a punch. Cesaro with forearms to the back. Cesaro with a front face lock but Ryback with a delayed vertical suplex for a near fall. Ryback with shoulders in the corner followed by an Irish whip but Cesaro with a boot and a dead lift spinebuster. Cesaro sets for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Ryback with a back body drop to counter.
Ryback with a spinebuster and Cesaro leaves the ring and grabs his satchel. Ryback presses Cesaro into the ring but Cesaro leaves and the referee makes the ten count.
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Winner: Ryback (by count out)
Slammy: Match of the Year
Mean Gene Okerlund is out to present the next Slammy and he is accompanied by Ricky Steamboat and Jim Ross. This Slammy is for Match of the Year. Ricky says that he has won this Slammy before. Jim Ross says that he has called some of these matches and they are deserving. The nominees are Undertaker versus Triple H from Wrestlemania; Brock Lesnar versus John Cena from Extreme Rules; Sheamus versus Big Show from Hell in a Cell; and Rock versus John Cena from Wrestlemania.
We go to commercial.
We go to commercial.
Winner: We are back and the winner is Undertaker versus Triple H. Triple H comes out to accept his award. He says that it was ironic that he won in 1997 for Best Hair. Every now and then you get the opportunity to be part of something . . .
The crowd chants for the Undertaker.
He had a chance to be part of something that was truly magical. For him to be out there with two guys he respects more than anybody, Shawn Michaels and the guy he considers to be the benchmark for what this business is about, the Undertaker. It was a magical night that he will never forget. It was the end of an era. He thanks the fans. He says that there is a million dollar question hanging in the air and he will answer it now. You have not seen the last of the Undertaker.
The Shield are in the back and they are working over Tommy Dreamer in the back. Rollins tells Dreamer that this is the Shield’s house. They send Dreamer into the door. Ricardo tries to help Dreamer and he gets sent into the door as well. The Shield leave the building.
AJ Lee makes her way to the ring and she has some people set up a ladder in the ring and she takes the mic. AJ climbs the ladder and we go to commercial.
We are back and AJ is on top of the ladder. She says that she is just full of surprises. All anyone keeps saying to her is ‘why’? Why would she do that to everyone’s hero at TLC. People asked her at a gas station. A busboy at her hotel asked her why. An hour ago, some Divas asked her why.
Everyone keeps asking her and she says that she thought it would be obvious. The reason why she knocked John Cena off that ladder was . . .
We will never know because Vickie Guerrero interrupts AJ. She says that all the people care about is seeing Vickie dragging AJ’s scrawny butt around the ring again.
AJ Lee and Dolph Ziggler vs John Cena and Vickie Guerrero
The men start things off and Ziggler avoids Cena and then he struts. Cena goes for the injured leg and Cena gets a near fall. Cena with a front face lock but Ziggler with a hammer lock. Cena with a belly-to-back suplex and he tags in AJ so that means the women are going to wrestle.
Before Cena leaves the ring, she looks into John’s eyes but Vickie with a Thesz tackle and it is catfight time. AJ goes to the floor and goes to the back. Ziggler knocks Cena off the apron while Vickie stands in the ring.
ZIggler punches and kicks Cena. Ziggler with elbows to the head and then he looks at Vickie. Vickie leaves the ring as well. Ziggler misses a splash into the corner. Ziggler with a leaping DDT after escaping an Attitude Adjustment. Ziggler with multiple elbow drops to Cena. Ziggler misses a super kick but Cena with a drop toe hold and STF.
Ziggler gets to the ropes but AJ walks out with Big E Langston.
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Cena with another STF. Langston comes to the ring and he hits a running body block on Cena. The referee calls for the bell and Langston hits the Big Ending on Cena.
We go to credits.