Movie Quotes

[LG]

“We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The
only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming
quickly.”

History of the World Part I (1981) – Comicus (Mel Brooks)

[the madscotsman]

I see your quote and raise you
Blazing Saddles.

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we...black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Jim: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.

[LG]

“There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your
flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

Airplane (1980) – Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)

[Jodes]

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
Ethel Thayer Katharine Hepburn On Golden Pond 1981