Funny Craigslist Thread

[Rob]

I figured I'd give this a shot... basically this is going to be a thread were we post funny and outrageous junk found on Craigslist.

[Rob]

It was a magical experience if ever I've had one.
Walking up and down the back alleys looking for something, anything, to make me feel alive and I noticed some old thrown out adult DVD covers in the dumpster of a local store.
I couldn't believe my luck but knew that with the clothes on my back being my only possessions in the world that I couldn't risk soiling them.
I removed my exterior garments and jumped into the metal bin to begin digging for treasures of a masturbatory nature.
That's when I stood up and saw you there holding your trash bags. It was obvious that you weren't expecting me as you took out the daily trash from your work.
You were standing there looking perplexed yet intrigued and there I was wearing nothing but sneakers, standing in your dumpster while holding placards of all the dirtiest new adult DVD releases.
Oh it was a sight to behold. Your eyes meet mine and there was an awkward silence before you turned and walked the other way. I am sure you felt the same thing I did.
You were the porn store employee wearing the yellow shirt, I believe you are the manager. I was, of course, the naked 30 something with a few good teeth.
Please respond ASAP as my data on my obamaphone expires in two days.

[Slayer_X]

Awesome!

[LG]

ha at this one


Have Crabs? ME TOO!! Let’s breed them!

http://funnycraigslistads.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/crab-breeding.jpg

So, I’ve got this really awesome problem. Some nights ago at a bar, I met a really beautiful woman. Only downside was, she had crabs. I’m not talking one or two here and there. This was a full on colony. She shaved, but it still looked like she had a jungle down there.
What did I do? Fuck that shit, I dug right in. Mouth first.

Now I have crabs too. I’ve named a couple of them, but honestly there’s just too many to count now. There’s where my problem comes in. I’m not a really big fan of overcrowding, and some of these guys just look beat up. Maybe it’s the crotch sweat, maybe it’s the smell. Whatever it is, I’m losing crabs like my penis was a bug zapper. I’m looking for one or possible more lovely ladies to share the load with.

If you laughed at all, we might get along. If not…you’re probably the one with your mouth wide open in disbelief or disgust. Hold that pose.
I just made another mans day a little brighter.

Date: 02/25/2013

[Jodes]

That's disgusting LG but funny at the same time. Rob that made me laugh so hard I was crying.

[Role Model]

That's disgusting LG but funny at the same time. Rob that made me laugh so hard I was crying.

Agreed lol I couldn't believe LG's post I'm still pretending I didn't read that lol.

[LG]

http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-craigslist-ad-large-fist-paperweight.jpg

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/92/16/567fea2aff52d11d443cd653f82058ea-people-on-craigstlist-really-want-to-give-you-weird-stuff.jpg

http://savemyboredom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/29.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/6f/ac/a36fac09f68964db9796e2bca97734bf.jpg

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