Stunner
02-27-2006, 02:01 PM
We all know that shopping night for the flat really isn’t the most pleasant of times. So here's a list of fun things to make the whole flat shopping experience more… enjoyable. (And confusing for any other people shopping in the general vicinity.)
All of these things I have personally tried at some stage of my student years or else have witnessed. Now it's your turn...
1 :: Ram into other trolleys then ask for insurance details.
2:: Get large amounts of meat from the deli and hide it in various places around the supermarket.
3 :: Flip the conveyor belt into reverse and freak out trainee checkout assistants.
4 :: Two words: ‘Trolley Racing’.
5 :: Do fake drug deals with bags of tea.
6 :: Make a large shopping list with items such as porn, hookers and drugs and read it out loud as you tick them off.
7 :: If people are there doing stocktake, walk down the isle saying random numbers.
8 :: Hide random items in other people’s trolleys.
9 :: Buy lollies individually, i.e. each in its own bag.
10 :: Grab a 2L bottle of milk, surreptitiously glug back as much as you can then place back in the fridge.
11 :: Buying large amounts of meths and bread and act really suspicious.
12 :: Buy 10 doz of beer, 20 packets of smokes and 40 packets of condoms and when the checkout chick asks you if you've having a party, eye her up and say with a leer/smirk "why don't you stop by and see for yourself?".
13 :: Organise a sit-in protesting unfair treatment of the bread rolls.
14 :: Give people nipple gripples when they come out of the beer fridge thing
15 :: Drop bags of flour and eggs right in front of the clean-up guy.
16 :: Buy lots of apple pie and porno mags, of course supermarkets don't have porn, so FHM and Ralph will have to do.
17 :: Play shuffleboard with some frozen chickens and a couple of brooms.
18 :: Swap trolleys with someone when their back is turned.
19 :: Run around yelling that the sliced ham is really your dog Woofy.
20 :: Or your mate Harry.
21 :: Try to insight a riot.
22 :: Dance to the radio.
23 :: And sing.
24 :: Loud and off key.
25 :: Take an open pack of cat food to the checkout, and apologise saying you were 'hungry'.
26 :: Purchase 10 packets of Jumbo tampons. (Hey, I’ve seen it, freaked me right out.)
All of these things I have personally tried at some stage of my student years or else have witnessed. Now it's your turn...
1 :: Ram into other trolleys then ask for insurance details.
2:: Get large amounts of meat from the deli and hide it in various places around the supermarket.
3 :: Flip the conveyor belt into reverse and freak out trainee checkout assistants.
4 :: Two words: ‘Trolley Racing’.
5 :: Do fake drug deals with bags of tea.
6 :: Make a large shopping list with items such as porn, hookers and drugs and read it out loud as you tick them off.
7 :: If people are there doing stocktake, walk down the isle saying random numbers.
8 :: Hide random items in other people’s trolleys.
9 :: Buy lollies individually, i.e. each in its own bag.
10 :: Grab a 2L bottle of milk, surreptitiously glug back as much as you can then place back in the fridge.
11 :: Buying large amounts of meths and bread and act really suspicious.
12 :: Buy 10 doz of beer, 20 packets of smokes and 40 packets of condoms and when the checkout chick asks you if you've having a party, eye her up and say with a leer/smirk "why don't you stop by and see for yourself?".
13 :: Organise a sit-in protesting unfair treatment of the bread rolls.
14 :: Give people nipple gripples when they come out of the beer fridge thing
15 :: Drop bags of flour and eggs right in front of the clean-up guy.
16 :: Buy lots of apple pie and porno mags, of course supermarkets don't have porn, so FHM and Ralph will have to do.
17 :: Play shuffleboard with some frozen chickens and a couple of brooms.
18 :: Swap trolleys with someone when their back is turned.
19 :: Run around yelling that the sliced ham is really your dog Woofy.
20 :: Or your mate Harry.
21 :: Try to insight a riot.
22 :: Dance to the radio.
23 :: And sing.
24 :: Loud and off key.
25 :: Take an open pack of cat food to the checkout, and apologise saying you were 'hungry'.
26 :: Purchase 10 packets of Jumbo tampons. (Hey, I’ve seen it, freaked me right out.)