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11-20-2006, 02:47 AM
Just thought I would post this over here.
This was something I was tolling around in my head for a bit and it made me chuckle. I thought of it while making dinner. Some may find it funny, some may not.
Me: Why won't you talk to me anymore
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: You never say anything. It's like we don't connect anymore!
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Don't you miss all the fun times we used to have?
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Please don't shut me out like this.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Don't you remember our special day? Does it mean anything to you?
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: The day I brought you home from the store and took you out of the box. I plugged you in and you burned me you were so hot.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Oh shit. That was the toaster, I'm sorry. That was before you. I'm truly sorry. Don't keep shutting me out. Let me in.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: I know what will make you come around.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: OH MY GOD! I'M BLEEDING! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? CALL 911!
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: YOU LOVE HURTING ME DON'T YOU? IT'S OVER! DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Hello 911? Yeah I need an ambulance, I'm bleeding profusely out of my genitals.
911 Operator: Sir what happened?
Me: I stuck my dick in a meatgrinder!
This is the kind of thing I think about when I'm bored.
This was something I was tolling around in my head for a bit and it made me chuckle. I thought of it while making dinner. Some may find it funny, some may not.
Me: Why won't you talk to me anymore
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: You never say anything. It's like we don't connect anymore!
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Don't you miss all the fun times we used to have?
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Please don't shut me out like this.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Don't you remember our special day? Does it mean anything to you?
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: The day I brought you home from the store and took you out of the box. I plugged you in and you burned me you were so hot.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Oh shit. That was the toaster, I'm sorry. That was before you. I'm truly sorry. Don't keep shutting me out. Let me in.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: I know what will make you come around.
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: OH MY GOD! I'M BLEEDING! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? CALL 911!
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: YOU LOVE HURTING ME DON'T YOU? IT'S OVER! DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!
Meatgrinder: *silence*
Me: Hello 911? Yeah I need an ambulance, I'm bleeding profusely out of my genitals.
911 Operator: Sir what happened?
Me: I stuck my dick in a meatgrinder!
This is the kind of thing I think about when I'm bored.