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2 Dec NWA Anarchy Report

NWA Anarchy taped two hours of television at their home base, the NWA Arena in Cornelia. It was the second strong storyline build for the big Season’s Beating show on 12/30. The matches were OK enough on the whole, but mic work and angles were the order of the day.

The mic work is beginning to distinguish NWA Anarchy from its predecessor, NWA Wildside. In its day, Wildside had some hellacious talkers, most notably Jeff G. Bailey. But they didn’t spread it around much, and the shows often lacked for top-of-the-card babyface performers with strong mic skills. By way of contrast, Anarchy has strong talkers up and down the card, and this show highlighted that strength as much as any.

Time for the introduction of Mary, the smoking hot NWA Anarchy Angel and somebody's stroke of genius.

Television commentator Greg Hunter (pulling double duty as a sub ring announcer for Eddie Rich) announced that Anarchy was doing a Toys For Tots show on 12/16 with half-off ticket prices for all fans that donated an unopened, unwrapped gift.

Jerry Palmer, the owner of NWA Anarchy, appeared on the WrestleVision screen. Palmer announced that Justice Served was suspended for the evening. Palmer said he wanted a cooling off period after the parking lot brawl between Justice and Urban Assault Squad at the last show.

Next up was Salvatore Rinauro’s Show That Totally Rules with the new NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion, Slim J as his special guest. The video intro for these segments is hilarious. Rinauro came to the ring with a bottle in an ice bucket. The crowd greeted J with a tremendous ovation. Rinauro said J was the hardest worker when they were in training together. Rinauro acknowledged the naysayers who discounted J because he wasn’t a heavyweight. Rinauro said there was no way to measure heart and talent. J said he had been through a lot of stuff in his life, and he had overcome his problems with heart. Rinauro said it was time to celebrate, but since he was straight edge, the bottle was filled with Sprite. Rinauro shattered the bottle over J’s head. Really cracked him a good one. J bled from the forehead. The crowd was stunned into silence. Rinauro retreated to the ramp with a smile on his face. Bill Behrens and Palmer ran out to help J to the back.

Jeremy V cut a splendid backstage promo to explain his scummy new identity. V said he wanted to go by Jeremy Vain right from the beginning, but the powers that be told him that wasn’t nice. V said he wasn’t a nice guy but he did what he had to do, and talent took him the rest of the way. “No longer a letter of the alphabet, Jeremy Vain. Remember it, because you’ll all be screaming it later.”

(1) Jeremy Vain beat T. C. Carnage in 10:05. Vain made a classic choice for his intro music. Carnage foiled Vain’s arm locks with knockdown lariats. Carnage threw a Jerry Lawlerish dropkick for a near fall. Carnage started working on Vain’s gut. Vain sold the agony. Vain came back with a hotshot onto the buckle and posted the shoulder. Vain took over with some uninspired offense. The crowd got on Vain. Business picked up when Vain dropped an elbow to the back of the Alabamian’s neck. Vain couldn’t keep the shoulders down. Vain showed frustration. The crowd got behind Carnage. Carnage put on the brakes and jacked Vain’s jaw with a back elbow. Comeback time. Carnage scored near falls with a discus lariat and a bridging fallaway slam. Carnage went up for his finisher, but Adam Roberts was out to knock him off the top. Vain sent Carnage into la-la land with the VKO and pinned him with a DDT.

On the WrestleVision screen, a Mercedes pulled up in the parking lot of the NWA Arena. On board were Attorney Jeff G. Bailey, Jeff Lewis and Onyx. Somebody was gonna get it. Bailey shoved some poor security guy on general principle.

(2) Chris Kay vs. Chris Davis ended as a no contest at 1:27 when NWA Elite beat the bejeezus out of the both of ‘em. It had been eons since Bailey’s men had given some hapless jobbers a vicious beatdown. This was Onyx and Lewis with the aggressiveness dial cranked all the way to the right. Lewis dropped the jabronis on their heads with the Final Curtain. Bailey said to snap their stinking necks, so Onyx gave them each the Blackout.

Bailey cut a promo that was vintage Bailey, the most inspired thing he’s done in a long time. He’s managed his share of champions over the last yearm, and holding the gold is all well in good. But when Bailey locks onto something that activates his morbid fascination with death, the creative juices really begin to flow. Bailey said the blood-born garbage heap known as Devil’s Rejects had existed for so long only because he had allowed it. Bailey said “Reverend” Dan Wilson’s attempt to poison him was bad enough, but then it cost Lewis the heavyweight title. Bailey threatened to smother Wilson with a rag dosed in Anthrax. “Boy, I’m not Jerry Palmer. I don’t care about people.” This man revels in destroying lives. Bailey said he would slit Wilson’s throat and burn his mama’s house down. Bailey’s advised Wilson to disappear and take the freak show with him. Bailey said that if he puts Wilson in a coffin, there will be no crawling out. He’s going 6 feet under.

(3) Urban Assault Squad (Shadow Jackson & Nemesis) beat Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix in 14:06. UAS got the biggest, bestest babyface pop of the night. Fans were chanting “UAS” at the opening bell. Chase did an awesome job of getting Jackson’s bionic elbow over as a feared offensive weapon. He was taking back bumps to avoid it. Chase cheated on the test of strength, but Jackson finally got him with trio of bionic elbows. Chase tagged out. Nemesis blistered Phoenix with one of his super stiff chops, where it sounds like an explosion. Jackson was wearing him out, so Phoenix resorted to a poke in the eyes. The heat on UAS was pretty stellar. Phoenix stuck a sneaky knee into Jackson’s back and Chase suplexed him for a near fall. Nemesis was in for an extended beating. All sorts of nefarious activity behind the back of referee Harold James. Chase pounded Nemesis from the mount. Chase beat Nemesis up on the outside. Back inside, Phoenix dared Nemesis to fight back. Nemesis suplexed Phoenix into the turnbuckles and crawled on his belly to make the hot tag. Jackson on fire. Jackson went for the 10 punches on Chase, but Phoenix cut him off and hit an STO. Nemesis was there for the save. Nemesis hit a backbreaker on Phoenix and Chase saved. Chase hit a pumphandle back suplex on Nemesis and Jackson saved. Chase and Phoenix went for a double lariat on Jackson. Nemesis pulled Chase out. Jackson spinebustered Phoenix for the 1-2-3. The finishing sequence was spot on.

The three-time NWA Anarchy tag team champions cut a promo that whipped the crowd into a frenzy. “The first time we won the belts, it was for us. The second time, it was for respect. The last time in Helen, it was for the people,” said Jackson. Jackson said UAS had no problems putting the belts up and they wanted a fight with Justice Served the next time. Nemesis talked about Justice Served trying to test their G in the parking lot brawl. Nemesis said he loved to fight in a way that erased all doubt. “Come and test our G.”

The second half opened with a WrestleVision segment, as we saw Patrick Bentley approaching Seth Delay backstage. Delay said he had been worried sick and claimed he was trying to reach Bentley all week. Bentley was all stone face and clenched jaw. “I would not have tapped out.” Delay tried to rationalize why he threw in the towel. Bentley made it clear that no way was he going to tap.

(4) Seth Delay & Patrick Bentley beat (Phil) Shatter & Truitt (Fields) in 6:14. A strong showing by Shatter & Truitt in their second Anarchy match. After a hot start by Bentley, the heels went to work on Delay with some crisp double teams. Shatter used a vertical suplex and a spinebuster for near falls. Bentley was running wild off the hot tag, when Delay made a blind tag. Bentley hit his amazing wheelbarrow snap victory roll that really needs a name. Truitt was done. But Delay tossed Bentley into Shatter and stole the pin on Truitt. Delay’s explanation wasn’t getting any traction. Bentley was more pissed off than ever.

(5) Adrian Hawkins beat Adam Roberts via DQ when Carnage attacked Roberts at 6:31. They stunk up the joint. It was on Roberts to be the steady, guiding force, but it looked more like the blind leading the blind. Way too many bad looking spots. Hawkins pulled the ropes down on a charging Roberts and followed with a double ax off the apron. Hawkins started working the arm. The Poodles were screeching their pubescent lungs out for Hawkins, which lead to a backlash from the bleacher dwellers. Spirited dueling chants ensued. Roberts rallied with a swinging neckbreaker for a near fall. Hawkins spilled Roberts over the top with a high crossbody, but his pescado was a total crash and burn job. Roberts hurled Hawkins into the ringsteps. Roberts had evil on the brain, but Carnage jumped him from behind. Jason Blackman hit the ring with a spinebuster on Carnage. Blackman handed Roberts a set of knucks. Before he could use them on Carnage, Hawkins made the save. If you’re looking for a logical explanation for the Roberts DQ, fuhgedaboudit. I’m guessing maybe it was because Hawkins hadn’t won a singles match in Cornelia since July.

The former NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion, Chad Parham entered the ring. He had a Venti-sized Starbucks to go along with the massive ego and that enormous chip on his shoulder. Parham acted like it was a forgone conclusion that he would get the match against A. J. Styles at Season’s Beatings on 12/30. Parham said it would be the greatest match of all time. Todd Sexton’s entrance music played. But no Sexton. Parham said Sexton was done after the broken neck he gave him at Fright Night. “Riding the Storm Out” kicked in on the PA, signaling the Palmer’s entrance for a major babyface pop. Palmer said Parham didn’t make the matches. Parham said all he needed to know was the time of the main event. Palmer said he had been getting calls from across the USA from wrestlers wanting the opportunity of a lifetime. Palmer announced that “in the tradition of Bill Behrens” a Mega Rumble would take place on 12/16 with the winner facing Styles at Season’s Beatings.

(6) Austin Creed & Hayden Young beat Devil’s Rejects (Azrael & Shaun Tempers with “The Reverend” Dan Wilson) in 10:36. A hot main event. Anarchy has something in the team of Creed and Young, and the crowd knows it. Creed has the God-given “it” factor of a future star. Young is a spectacular flyer with amazing athleticism. Young capped off an offensive explosion with a flying lariat with a flip on the end. Tempers sent Young flying, and I mean FLYING, over the top rope to distract ref Brent Wiley. Wilson capitalized by whacking Creed with his Staff of Righteousness. Rejects got heat on Creed. Azrael’s offense was stiff and sharp. He’s such an underrated worker. A series of jabs from Creed had Azrael on queer street, but when Creed went for the splits haymaker, Azrael cut him off with a kick in the face for a near fall. Tempers ducked a high crossbody and Creed ended up on the floor, where the Reverend did a number on him. Rejects hit a cool double team elevated DDT and Young had to break up the pin. Creed summoned up a back-to-back flip over the top of Azrael and nailed him with an enzuigiri, a great set up for the hot tag. Young hit a sky high legdrop for a near fall on Azrael. But Tempers dumped Young. Just as Azrael was ascending to the top for the finishing touch on Creed, Bailey and the NWA Elite appeared at ringside. Azrael got distracted. Creed monkey flipped Azrael and Young got the pin with the Flying Squirrel.

Bailey’s men were giving Rejects a ferocious postmatch beating when Iceberg lumbered down to the ring. Iceberg leveled the Elite with a double lariat. Meanwhile, Wilson laid Bailey out with the Staff. Iceberg then gave Onyx and Lewis a Ground Zero splash apiece. Wilson said the devil’s work wasn’t done yet. It was time to put a bullet in Bailey’s head. Iceberg was about to snuff Bailey with the Ground Zero, but Wilson called it off. Wilson placed coins over Bailey’s eyes. “I’m your God. I let you live. But if you show up again, you won’t be so lucky.” Rejects left them laying. A bewildered crew of refs swarmed into the ring to tend to the Elite. Palmer stood on the ramp shaking his head.

NOTES: Attendance was 120…Tickets are now on sale for 12/30 Season’s Beatings at Remember When Theater in Helen…APW has their big Christmas Chaos show on 12/9 at the WrestlePlex in Bowman with Blackman (c) vs. Jackson for the APW heavyweight title, Rick Michaels & Kevin Duncan vs. Jerry Palmer & mystery partner with Jerico Stone for the ownership of NWA Anarchy and APW (Duncan and Stone are the co-owners of APW), Rockwell vs. Hawkins 2 out of 3 falls and Matt Sells vs. Don Matthews in Chain on a Pole match…The new generation Columbus Championship Wrestling website lists Jerry Lawler, Christopher Love and Dustin Rhodes on their talent roster. The site is under construction and provides no information on a date for their first show…Former NWA Wildside announcer Steven Prazak was in the house. Prazak will be subbing for John Johnson on commentary for the TV taping on 12/16…GCW in Phenix City, Alabama is bringing in Jim Cornette and Sinn for their show on 12/20. Daffney managed Diamonds in the Rough on the 11/29 show. “Wildfire” Tommy Rich is booked for 12/6 and 12/13. Raven returns on 12/20...The TNA show rumored for 1/19 at the Mountain Center in Gainesville isn’t going to happen. 1/20 in Birmingham at Zamora Temple is a still a go.

Source: Gerweck