5 Words After Sex

[Angelique]

5 words after sex

Ay yall... we about to play a game iiight!!!

Its called the 5 words after sex game...lol..

All u gotta do is think of 5 words u would say after sex...

i wanna c what yall gotta say...

Imma Start if off:

*Thats All You Got?!*

[Rob]

"Your penis is too small."

[Appels]

"My Wife's Waiting at Home."

[Bad Boy]

"Next Time Dont Fall Asleep"

[619_fan]

"Your sister was alot better..."

[Flair Country]

"Damn it's hot in here!"

[The Crippler]

"Was it good for you?"

[shakie]

you cant suck for shit

[W-OLF]

The door is over there.

[619_fan]

Imma Start if off:

*Thats All You Got?!*

Notice how the person who started it off only put 4 words??

"Erm who are you, again?"

[Slash]

"How much you want paid?"

[Andy_p]

damn baby I was good!

[digitalv]

sorry baby, I'm a screamer

[Flair Country]

"How about one more time?"

[Dasdream™]

"Wow, you were great sis" lol

[Bad Boy]

^ best one I heard so far

dogs lick better than you

[W-OLF]

Where did the condom go?

[bad_meetz_evil]

Was that all it then?

[Adam Copeland2]

Are you pregrant yet?

[† Jay †]

Oh my god you're a..

[bad_meetz_evil]

When are we gonna start?

[Flair Country]

I think I broke something...

[Metalring]

Who the fuck are you?

[Flair Country]

How's that rug burn feel?

[Slash]

Thank God that's over with!

[moutar]

What the fuck was that??

[Metalring]

Next time:threesome with mom.

[Black Widow]

Opps The Condom Just Ripped

[Metalring]

I thought you were sleeping.

[Rob]

You're better than your mother.

[BDK]

Holy Shit Are We Done.....

[Metalring]

How about fucking my dad?

[DUKE NUKEM]

your pussy is so hugh its like thowing a hotdog down the hallway

[Rob]

your pussy is so hugh its like thowing a hotdog down the hallway
not 5 words....

Now, where's that beer at?

[bad_meetz_evil]

When are we gonna start?

[Metalring]

Where the hell am I?

[Ethan Hunt]

you are so tight inside!

[Angelique]

your really done that fast?

[DUKE NUKEM]

i want a smoke now

[Angelique]

im sorry, whats ur name?

[DUKE NUKEM]

the name is duke nukem:wink:

[Ethan Hunt]

it feels so cool outside!

[the phenomenal sid]

shouldnt we do it again

[Angelique]

your really think ur good?

[Adam Copeland2]

holy shit, the condom broke.

[DUKE NUKEM]

can i have some more

[flamesoffury]

why are you still here?

[DUKE NUKEM]

its so lose in there

[flamesoffury]

*hears knocking* can u get the door?

[Angelique]

GOOD LORD.. YOUR REALLY SMALL..... *laffs*

[Ethan Hunt]

Yeh dil maange more.....AAHA!! ( it means My heart wants more ..... A pepsi catchphrase )

[the phenomenal sid]

hey are you indian by any chance.how the hell didja know that?

[Angelique]

Whose Been A Naughty Boy!

[Dark Drakan]

Yes I Meant EVERY drop :tongue:

[Ethan Hunt]

i loved the pineapple juice

[Supreme Allah]

Your Sister suck me better!!!

[the phenomenal sid]

oh are we there yet?

[Ethan Hunt]

I would have lasted longer!

[Dark Drakan]

Ready To Go Again Yet?

[Ethan Hunt]

dress up for another one!

[Dark Drakan]

Chill, Just Wipe It Off

[Adam Copeland2]

U are a good swallower...

[Kaz]

'Don't worry its not contagious'

[Angelique]

sorry i missed your mouth!

[Ethan Hunt]

you are better than neighbour!

[the phenomenal sid]

ur mom fucks better now

[Angelique]

been takin notes from daddy?

[$tu]

So, what's your name babe?

[Adam Copeland2]

Now,there is your due.

[the phenomenal sid]

houston we seem to have a problem

[Ethan Hunt]

you do have a sysfailure

[Angelique]

wtf is that nasty smell?

[Supreme Allah]

you want more my Angie?

[the phenomenal sid]

dont worry my dad's asleep

[The Hammer]

Waite, what just happened here? lol

[Ethan Hunt]

I cannot take it out!

[the phenomenal sid]

omg its till stuck in

[Ethan Hunt]

just hold on you bitch

[the phenomenal sid]

it should have lasted longer

[Ethan Hunt]

mera condom phat gaya hai!

[Adam Copeland2]

That's taking our relationship higher.

[MR!]

don't tell anyone about this

[yankeesman77]

Wow.........That was so......... amazing

[DeadWolf]

Damn, I need a smoke.

[Adam Copeland2]

may we have another round?

[the phenomenal sid]

now we can fire the maid/servant/secretary:D

[Angelique]

good lord.. ITS LEAKIN ...RUN!!

[Supreme Allah]

are you mad at me?

[the phenomenal sid]

(for women)the driver did it better
(for men)your sister did it better

[NinoBrown]

I'm late for work now.

[the phenomenal sid]

houston we have a problem

[Ethan Hunt]

you roack in bed babe

[NinoBrown]

You gonna wipe it off?

[Jodes]

that's all you can do:eek:

[Ethan Hunt]

get ready for the next1

[King Placebo]

Well that was very different.

[Saint Hera]

one more time kenny please. .. .....


so j/k . . .:angel2:

[King Placebo]

I can always go harder...

loz, jk.

[Saint Hera]

that could be an option


:angel2:

[King Placebo]

Now we are both wet!

loz!@

[Saint Hera]

it was fun though huh?

:angel2:

[King Placebo]

That session was too short!

[Saint Hera]

we can try again later

:angel2:

[King Placebo]

I'll be too tired later!

[Saint Hera]

I can fix that dear :angel2:

[Kaz]

wait you're not my sister (for tasmanians)

[Jodes]

why did i bother tonight

[DUKE NUKEM]

what is it to big :D

[NinoBrown]

Did u know u started?

[Slayer_X]

Go make me a sandwich.

[Kaz]

How much was that again?

[Ethan Hunt]

Whose Next? You or She?

[Jodes]

no not again please really

[NinoBrown]

Did u know u started?

[the phenomenal sid]

let's keep rollin' rollin'rollin':D

[Kaz]

I didn't agree to that

[the phenomenal sid]

you aint easy to amuse :D

[Jodes]

can we do it again

[DUKE NUKEM]

yes lets go again now

[the phenomenal sid]

lets do it in here

[NinoBrown]

Shut off the strobe light

[Spawn]

Goddamn,thats it? wtf

[the phenomenal sid]

yawn is it over yet

[Kaz]

My mum was way better

[Abhishek_Divekar]

ur wife f***s with me

[NinoBrown]

Let me unlock your handcuffs

[Kaz]

Next time invite your sister

[rkofan]

bitch just swallow it already

[the phenomenal sid]

oh shit where's my dick??

[Spawn]

What The Fuck Was That

[Stunner]

Surprise, I am a man!

Son of a fucking bitch!

Come back, what is wrong?

Bitch you are damn nasty!

But you said love you!

Ya until I felt THAT!

Oh this....click click BOOM!

[XXKSXX]

WoW lets do it again

[M-J]

Is it over DAMN WOMAN

[XXKSXX]

so lets do this tomarrow

[Jodes]

ok corey we can again:wink:

[flamesoffury]

i have herpes, get tested :tongue:

[XXKSXX]

Well Jody that was good

[Supreme Allah]

give me my money back

[bazzo92]

jesus christ you are bad

[XXKSXX]

Can we doit again Jodes

[Jodes]

name time and place Corey:redfaced:

[XXKSXX]

Any Place you want Jodes

[Jodes]

your place then now Corey:tongue:

[flamesoffury]

hey, that wasnt so bad.

[Jodes]

can we do it again

[XXKSXX]

Yes we can Jodes when

[Jodes]

right now in my bed

[XXKSXX]

So you will be waiting

[Jodes]

yes i will nude to :wink:

[XXKSXX]

I will be there asap

[Jodes]

that was awesome Corey again?

[Neo Corey]

(Ah i dont wanna do it with u lol jk)

*picks up cell phone* Hey Trish Come Over Here

[sXer99]

Guess What? I have aids.

[XXKSXX]

^ un cool

Jodes on your knees please lol

[Jodes]

^ :shock:

yes sir for you anything

[flamesoffury]

where is my damn money? :hmm:

[Jodes]

^ how much i owe you?

[flamesoffury]

:redfaced: :wink:

jody, u owe me nothing.

and

jody, wanna do it again?

[Jodes]

yes sure why not ok

[the phenomenal sid]

on ur knees for the king

jody rocks everywhere for us

[Jodes]

i need to rest ok:redfaced:

[the phenomenal sid]

u need some rest queen

shall we do it at 69km/hour

[Jodes]

i cant do it anymore

[XXKSXX]

thats ok Ijust hold You :)

[flamesoffury]

yes sure why not ok

that was the best ever. :wink: :redfaced:

[Jodes]

can i have u both

[XXKSXX]

How about just me Jodes

[flamesoffury]

(off topic) you can have me jody but umm i dont want to do anything to upset corey.. neither you.. :( dilemma

(on topic) COREY! why are you here? (:p)

[Just KC]

Damn, I Done Spilled My Drink!

[Jodes]

^ that's 6 words KC:rolleyes:


yes only for you Corey

[flamesoffury]

i miss my jody darling :(

[Jodes]

can we go again now

[Just KC]

DAMN, I DONE SPILLED MY!
(happy now :hmm:)

[XXKSXX]

Yes we can Miss Jodes

[flamesoffury]

if you want, jody darling :wink:

[XXKSXX]

can we go again now


Only if you bend over :wink:

[Jodes]

yes it sounds awesome honey:wink:

[XXKSXX]

I promise u would like (luv) :D

[Jodes]

we will have to see :wink:

[flamesoffury]

i got me some pie. (lol i dunno)

[the phenomenal sid]

guess jody didnt like me:(

[flamesoffury]

^LOL


you want vodka or whiskey?

[the phenomenal sid]

shit.i lost my dick:shock:

[Jodes]

round 3 4 5 please

[flamesoffury]

only 5 rounds? expected more :shifty:

[the phenomenal sid]

gimme more than round 5

[Jodes]

wish this would last forever

[the phenomenal sid]

yeah it should last forever

[Jodes]

can you handle me again?:redfaced:

[XXKSXX]

Well Jodes yes I can :D

[Jodes]

i'm not that good huh?:(

[XXKSXX]

i'm not that good huh?:(
I don't like that one luv.




and mine is
Jodes you will bend over

[Jodes]

yes master anything for you

[XXKSXX]

I will lic-it then stick-it


If u still want me to :)

[the phenomenal sid]

jody dont over work yourself

[Jodes]

i love sex though sid:redfaced:

[flamesoffury]

(side note ur all replying not coming up with phrases after sex :hmm:)

my god, that was fun :)

[the phenomenal sid]

flames was not satisfied fully

baby lets do it again.:P

[Jodes]

i wasn't done yet damn :mad:

[XXKSXX]

sorry I will go again


(U just got me to exited I will do better luv :) )

[Jodes]

better give me more time:hmm:

[XXKSXX]

as much time as u-need :D

[the phenomenal sid]

my tongue goes lickety lick.:D

[Jodes]

i can keep up really:wink:

[the phenomenal sid]

oh man its over already:(

next time call your mom

[Jodes]

i want more more more

[the phenomenal sid]

i can give you more

[king_of_unknown]

"your sisters sex was better"

[Jodes]

can we do it again

[XXKSXX]

yes luv would like that

[the phenomenal sid]

we gotta get better kaneshow

[Jodes]

just dont wanna now ok?

[DUKE NUKEM]

thats was get jody more

[the phenomenal sid]

ok make it a threesome

[Jodes]

sounds good to me ok:redfaced:

[DUKE NUKEM]

still i want more jody:wink:

[Jodes]

ok Kyle round 3 now:wink:

[XXKSXX]

luv where you want it

[daledaleuk]

The money's on the table

[DUKE NUKEM]

jody thats was great thanks

[Jodes]

we can do it again

[da-cena-fan]

it was horrible with u...

[the phenomenal sid]

u pull up ur performance :mad:

[XXKSXX]

Will let you rest luv



(cause u are sick) :sad:

[the phenomenal sid]

yeah yeah take rest now

[Jodes]

i dont wanna though ok:hmm:

[the phenomenal sid]

smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch :D

[XXKSXX]

Lets do it then again.

[Jodes]

i gave you my cold :oops:

[XXKSXX]

so, lets do it again :D

[Jodes]

well if ya wanna then:D

[XXKSXX]

Yes I want very much :yay:

[flamesoffury]

corey, what the bloody fuck? :shock:


(side note, you guys are supposed to come up with something to say after sex not reply to the person above you comments)

[XXKSXX]

well I'm not replying to the person above me erik :mad:

So luv wanta go again

I will reply to thread as I wish :rolleyes:

[Jodes]

i cant do this anymore

[the phenomenal sid]

lets all try & satisy-flames :D

[Black Widow]

no not in the ass

[Triple HHH]

We can do it again

[Black Widow]

damn i need more beer

[King Sir Greatness]

Go make me a sandwich.

[Greenhippo33]

What The Fuck Was That

[CMxPunk]

Wow You Really Can Bend

[Shawn Sousa]

where did you get that?

[DX1]

Where did you learn that

[jamminwrestler]

your sister is way better

[King Sir Greatness]

How much did you say?

[neXus]

Here is your money babe.

[King Sir Greatness]

Aye...now stop. Hammer time.

[neXus]

Im normally not that quick

[King Sir Greatness]

Now it's your sister's turn.