Angelique
03-14-2006, 07:50 PM
Her term of affection for you is "You Bastard."
She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.
She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts it down saying, "I can't talk now... I'll call you later."
Your picture on her wall has darts in it.
She reads books like "Women are From Venus, Men Are Complete Assholes."
She falls asleep while having sex with you .
When you call her, she answers you with, "Oh. It's only you."
She cancels your date because she has to clean out the septic tank.
She makes inquiries about going on the Witness Protection Program.
Her cat pees on you and receives a reward
She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.
She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts it down saying, "I can't talk now... I'll call you later."
Your picture on her wall has darts in it.
She reads books like "Women are From Venus, Men Are Complete Assholes."
She falls asleep while having sex with you .
When you call her, she answers you with, "Oh. It's only you."
She cancels your date because she has to clean out the septic tank.
She makes inquiries about going on the Witness Protection Program.
Her cat pees on you and receives a reward