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Gotsteve2006
12-23-2006, 03:51 AM
I have to poop.
Smile for the camera!
Get off me, I'll do it myself!
This is your first time...right?
You're almost as good as my ex!
When is this supposed to feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
Hey! My friends were right! You ARE Good!
On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
But everybody looks funny naked!
Do i have to pay for this?
No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
Actually, your sister "likes" it like this.
What's your name again?
Hold on, let me change the channel.
It's nice being in bed with someone I dont have to inflate.
Uhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Vance
12-23-2006, 03:56 AM
haha lol nice one they where funny man.

dav3smith
12-23-2006, 04:15 AM
great jokes lol

Jodes
12-27-2006, 03:56 AM
#3 :lmao: thanks those were funny.

Impact Player
12-27-2006, 07:11 PM
Lmao, nice...

scorpionf
12-30-2006, 12:10 PM
Nice Find!

#7 is my fav though :lmao:

RC25
01-01-2007, 10:43 PM
:lmao: that was real funny

King Rizon
01-02-2007, 10:19 PM
ive probably said at least 1/4 of those things but the bitches had it coming

gowthan
01-30-2007, 06:49 PM
lol!! very funny!!

i like these 2's
# Do i have to pay for this?
# No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!

Rated X
01-31-2007, 03:57 AM
What's your name again?
It's nice being in bed with someone I dont have to inflate.

I've said the first one before. :blush:

The second one I am gonna have to use one of these days.