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Metalring
04-04-2006, 06:52 PM
It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/01/fun-stuff-to-read-masturbation-world.html

I challenge him to the title:mad:

bad_meetz_evil
04-04-2006, 07:56 PM
I hope he gets a trophy to be pround of, when he returns home... lol.

Sunshine Acid
04-04-2006, 08:16 PM
I wonder if he is a virgin.

Jodes
04-04-2006, 09:04 PM
I wonder if he is a virgin.

i was thinking the same:eek:

Kellie
04-05-2006, 04:08 AM
I was wondering if someone would have to oversee this lol .... who was the person who had to make sure he broke the record?



*Masturbation was spelt properly :woohoo:

Kaz
04-05-2006, 07:45 AM
Kel your excitement over the spelling of the word masturbation deeply concerns me.

Anyway thats just freaky! Although it is official we've found the worlds biggest wanker

scorpionf
04-05-2006, 12:13 PM
I am thinking someone needs to get out more... :eek:

Kellie
04-05-2006, 12:15 PM
Kel your excitement over the spelling of the word masturbation deeply concerns me.

Its a pet peeve of mine, I cant stand it when it is mis-spelt :redfaced:

Kaz
04-05-2006, 12:19 PM
I know but still...

Handy_00
04-06-2006, 01:35 AM
wow thats an interesting compitition

Dark Drakan
04-06-2006, 04:55 PM
That guys right arm must be huge lol, imagine that actually having a trophy saying you are worlds biggest and best wanker :laugh: