Angelique
04-17-2007, 01:21 PM
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound Patients, when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just down the block.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her, that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She searched for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carefully carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring it into her tank, two men watched from across the street.
One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her, that the only gas can he owned had just been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She searched for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carefully carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring it into her tank, two men watched from across the street.
One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."