Angelique
04-18-2007, 03:12 PM
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
10. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it!
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
10. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it!