Hells_Git
05-05-2006, 08:38 PM
Picture the scene.
Private jet with 6 people on board.
The Pilots.
The Stewardess.
A School Girl.
The Pope.
and David Beckham.
And the Jet is going down. Thing is they only have 5 parachutes!
The pilots say becuase their the pilots that they should be allowed one each, so they grab one each and jump out.
The stewardess says because shes the stewardess she deserves one, so she grabs one and jumps out.
David Beckham says because hes a rich famous footballer that he deserves one, so he grabs one and jumps out.
So that leaves two people left and one parachute.
The pope says to the little girl, that she should take it because she has her whole life ahead of her.
But the little girl says its ok, theres two left because David Beckham just jumped out with her school bag!!
Private jet with 6 people on board.
The Pilots.
The Stewardess.
A School Girl.
The Pope.
and David Beckham.
And the Jet is going down. Thing is they only have 5 parachutes!
The pilots say becuase their the pilots that they should be allowed one each, so they grab one each and jump out.
The stewardess says because shes the stewardess she deserves one, so she grabs one and jumps out.
David Beckham says because hes a rich famous footballer that he deserves one, so he grabs one and jumps out.
So that leaves two people left and one parachute.
The pope says to the little girl, that she should take it because she has her whole life ahead of her.
But the little girl says its ok, theres two left because David Beckham just jumped out with her school bag!!