The Iron Sheik On Howard Stern
THE IRON SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN: SHEIK SAYS VINCE PAID FOR HIS REHAB, RIPS INTO RANDY SAVAGE, COMMENTS ON PAST STATEMENTS ABOUT HULK HOGAN AND MORE
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Iron Sheik made his long awaited return to The Howard Stern Show (Sirius Radio – Howard 100) on Monday morning.
Howard opened the show by discussing Sheik and they played a recent interview (no mention from where) in which Sheik goes off on Hulk Hogan saying the last time he saw him that Hogan hugged him and told him he loved him but then would not take his calls. In typical Sheik fashion he threatened to “F” Hulk, Linda, Brooke & even Nick. Howard said he really needs to ask Sheik why he hates “gays” and “fags” but always seems to want to have sex with men.
About 8:30am Howard announced Iron Sheik was there and Robin said she heard him yelling in the hall. They brought him in and announced his first one-hour show tonight at 7pm on Howard101. Sheik said he was excited for the show and immediately called out Bubba The Love Sponge.
They discussed Sheik’s addition to The Killers Of Comedy Show that travels to large comedy clubs on weekends and features Stern regular Bob Levy with other Stern crew. Sheik said he gets paid $750 - $1,000 a night and fans love him.
Howard asked why Sheik hates Hogan and Sheik began a rant about how he lost the title to Hogan at MSG and made Hogan. They segued into the interview where Sheik mentioned “f-ing” all of Hogan’s family and Sheik said he never said that. Howard said he has the tape and Sheik said “oh yeah” and that he respected Hogan’s family even though he hates Hogan. He said he made a mistake by saying anything about his family. Sheik went on another rant about “f-ing Hogan in the ass” and when Howard said that was gay, Sheik said it wouldn’t be the way he did it … with a beer bottle.
Howard brought up Sheik’s crack problem and Sheik admitted he had issues but said he stopped since Howard had Sheik on months ago and Sheik has a renewed career.
They discussed how Sheik has been profiled at airports and that he is always stopped and searched. Sheik was surprised he was not recognized by security guards who would know he loves America.
A fake Hulk Hogan called in (very bad imitation) and of course set Sheik off with forced gay threats and described what it would be like. He mentioned his genitalia instead of a beer bottle which of course was the exact opposite of what he said 2 minutes prior.
Sheik discussed how he married an American woman from Minnesota and they discussed his wife and how she is now a gold-digger. They barely spend time together and haven’t had sex in years. Howard mentioned it might have been his drug use and he said he is clean now thanks to Howard and being employed on the comedy tour. He said that his wife broke his heart but refused to get divorced and refused to have sex with any other woman because he won’t cheat. Sheik said he takes out his sexual frustration in the gym by working out. Sheik said he does not beg for female companionship because he has had enough sex in his life and had it all over the world and he would never cheat or masturbate because his god would look down on him.
Howard asked Sheik how he supported himself before the comedy tour and Sheik said Vince would send him a check every three months and thanked Vince.
Robin brought up the fact that Sheik should not drink and do drugs because of his faith and he said it was a good question and went on a rant about pork that could not be followed or made sense of.
A fake Macho Man called in (another bad imitation) and similar threats about what he would do with his penis to Randy’s “jew ass” and his mother, sister, father & brother and called him a “cheap jew SOB”
Sheik went on to a story about how Miss Elizabeth asked Randy for a hot dog once but Randy was too cheap to buy her one but he would always do Sheik’s cocaine and pot with Hogan and never reimburse him.
Howard asked how Sheik quit drugs and Sheik said Vince paid for his rehab.
They plugged his upcoming appearances and various websites.
Howard asked if Sheik ever had a bad childhood experience that was gay related because he is so angry about gays and Sheik said nothing ever happened.
He thanked Howard for his new life beginning and the opportunities they brought.
They discussed the recent visit by the president of Iran and Sheik started yelling about how great America is.
They plugged The Sheik’s Show tonight at 7pm EST on Howard 101 and that Sheik would take calls.
High-Pitch Eric (Stern wackpacker) came in dressed like King Kong Bundy. Sheik didn’t buy into it and said he looked like a fat gay man and not Bundy who was a buddy of his and threatened to kick Eric’s ass but wouldn’t because he respected Howard. Sheik made a joke that Eric was too ugly to joke about having gay sex with.
Sheik said he would never lie to Howard and that is why he admitted his relationship with his wife was bad and sexless.
More plugs and the appearance was over.
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