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Commentators: Todd Grisham and The Coach
Gregory Helms vs. Justin Pencano
As soon as Helms hits the ring, he immediately attacks Justin Pencano, before Lilian Garcia even gets to announce his name. Helms beats down Pencano in the corner with a series of punches and kicks. Helms backs him in to the corner and hip tosses him across the ring. Helms whips him in to the corner and rushes in, but Pencano gets out of the way. Pencano hits a series of forearms and then Irish Whips Helms. Helms reverses it and goes for a right hand, but it gets ducked. Pencano hits a cross body off the opposite ropes and goes for a pin, but Helms kicks out on one. Another whip by Pencano, who tries for a hip toss, but Helms blocks it, puts him on his shoulders as if to set up for a Death Valley Driver, and then drops him across the top rope, stomach first. Helms grabs the legs of the downed Pencano, and stomps him in the mid section. Helms drops a series of knees to the midsection of Pencano. He drapes Pencano over the middle rope and starts to choke him. Helms backs Pencano in to a corner and drops him with a right hand. He whips him in to the opposite corner and then clotheslines Pencano as he staggers out. Helms lands a big suplex in the center of the ring, followed by a second and a third. He picks Pencano up to his knees and sizes him up like a framer, then hits the ropes and connects with the Shining Wizard. Helms goes for the cover and gets the win.
Winner: Gregory Helms by pinfall
Tyson Tomko vs. Antonio
The HeartThrobs make their way to the ring and do their traditional dance routine. Tomko comes to the ring alone, but with a big smile on his face. Perhaps a sign of things to come. The match gets started, and Tomko tries to grab hold of Antonio, but he wisely moves out of the way. Antonio ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes, but Tomko catches him by the throat and throws him in to a corner. Tomko attempts a haymaker, but Antonio dodges. Antonio jumps on Tomko’s back and clamps on a sleeper hold. Tomko struggles to break free, and then backs Antonio in to the turnbuckle. Tomko rams a shoulder in to the midsection of Antonio. This brings Romeo up to the ring apron. Romeo does some air thrusts towards Tomko. Tomko chases Romeo outside of the ring and back in through the ring. Romeo escapes Tomko. Antonio tries to capitalize with a kick to the midsection, but Tomko catches it. Tomko clotheslines him for his trouble. Tomko with a kick and a stomp on the downed Antonio. He drapes Antonio over the middle rope and chokes him. Tomko then tosses Antonio out of the ring to Romeo. Tomko then follows him out of the ring, grabs him, and rams his back in to the side of the ring. Tomko rolls Antonio back in to the ring. Back inside, Tomko goes for a back suplex attempt, but Antonio flips out of it. Antonio goes for a roll up pin attempt, but only gets a two count. Tomko immediately slaps a bear hug on Antonio. Romeo tries to get the crowd behind his partner. Antonio tries to punch his way free, but Tomko just powerbombs him to the mat. Tomko hits the ropes and attempts to drop an elbow, but Antonio rolls out of the way. Antonio is backed in to a corner now. Romeo throws a feather boa in to the ring, and the ref grabs it and tosses it back out of the ring. As he is distracted with this, Tomko charges in with a shoulder at Antonio, but Romeo pulls him out of the way. Antonio dropkicks Tomko in the leg. Tomko staggers back to a corner. Antonio mounts him in the corner. Tomko grabs him and spins him around, setting him on the top rope. Tomko punches Antonio in the stomach and the face as he is still propped up on the top rope. Romeo jumps up on the apron and drapes a boa around Tomko. While distracted, Antonio kicks Tomko in the chest. Antonio hooks him in a front face lock, and then plants him with a Tornado DDT. Tomko winds up in the opposite corner. Antonio mounts him again. He lands a couple of punches, but Tomko shoves him off. Tomko attempts a clothesline, but it’s ducked, and Antonio hits the far ropes. On the rebound, Tomko hits the big boot. He pins him and scores the victory.
Winner: Tyson Tomko by pinfall
A recap is shown of Edge winning the WWE title at New Years Revolution, and his celebration from RAW, with Ric Flair and John Cena getting involved
Lance Cade vs. Nick Berk
Berk gets the crowd fired up, and the match gets started. The two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Berk gets the advantage with a side headlock. Cade backs him to the ropes, and tries to shoot him off, but Berk holds on. Cade tries to power out of it, but Berk still maintains control. Cade is finally able to escape by throwing Berk down face first to the mat. Cade them slaps Berk across the face for his efforts. Cade stomps him while he’s down. He picks Berk back up, then clubs him down with a forearm to the back. Cade drops a couple of elbows on Berk. He picks him back up and Irish Whips him. Cade leaps high in the air and connects with a huge dropkick. Cade grabs the arm of Berk and rams a series of shoulders in to him. He then turns it in to an armbar on the mat. Cade puts Berk’s arm on the mat and drops a knee on it. Berk gets back up, and Cade sends him back down with a forearm. The crowd starts to rally behind Berk. Cade slowly applies an arm wringer, and is met by a big right hand by Berk. Berk unloads with right hands and the crowd gets behind him, but Cade stops his momentum with a knee lift. Cade shoves Berk in to the corner and unleashes a flurry of angry forearms to the face. He stomps him down to the mat and then chokes him. Cade brings him back to his feet, and slingshot suplexes Berk. He goes for the pin, and gets the win.
Winner: Lance Cade by pinfall
Trevor Murdoch vs. Viscera
It’s that time. What time? It’s time, for our maaaaaiiiinnnnn event! This week’s main event pits the thought provoking redneck, Trevor Murdoch against the World’s Largest Love Machine, Viscera. Think about it… The bell sounds and we are under way. Murdoch starts putting the lip to Viscera right away and shoves the big man. Viscera shoves him back, on his butt, all the way across the ring. They tie up, and Trevor switches behind Viscera with a waist lock. Viscera spins Murdoch off of his back. Viscera lands a big hip toss on Murdoch. Big Vis goes for a clothesline, but Murdoch ducks it and lands a series of right hands. Murdoch jaw jacks with the crowd, then turns around and is greeted by a big spinebuster. Murdoch tries to kick Viscera in the midsection, but gets caught. Viscera spins him around and clotheslines him. He backs Murdoch in to the corner and lands a big chop across his chest. He whips him in to the opposite corner and charges in, but Murdoch gets both feet up to the face of Big Vis. Murdoch chop blocks the back of Viscera’s left leg. Murdoch goes to the middle turnbuckle and connects with a surprising Blockbuster on Viscera. Murdoch mounts the downed Viscera and unloads right hands to the face. He then hits a couple of elbows and kicks to the head of Viscera. Murdoch goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Murdoch puts a form of a chicken wing on Viscera. Murdoch elbows him in the head again, and then hits the ropes, but is met with a spinning heel kick by the big man. Viscera grabs Murdoch and gives him a spinning sidewalk slam. Viscera gyrates his hips and signals for Viscagra. He drops down on Murdoch, and gives him a wedgie and then smacks his ass. Yes, I do wish I was making that up… Viscera spins around and throws a hump in to him… (Does Zylbert have to write about stuff like this?) Back to wrestling, Viscera whips Murdoch in to a corner. He goes for a Samoan drop, but Murdoch gets free and rolls out of the ring. Murdoch decides he’s had enough, and walks up the ramp, holding his back side. The referee counts to 10, and counts out Murdoch.
Winner: Viscera by countout
