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Some WWE Jokes
Whats do Mark Henry and Paccasso have in common?
They both spend alot of time on the canvas.
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Why can't you find the Brock Lesnar toy in Toys R us?
Because he sold out.
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What is Carlito's favorite Computer?
Apple
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What's the difference between John Cena and a matchbox?
One carries matches.
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How are John Cena and the waltz the same?
They both have three moves.
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What's the difference between Big Daddy V and World War 2?
World War 2 is over.
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What the difference between Donkey Kong and Mark Henry?
4 minutes. They're twins.
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“We've CENA NUFF”
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How many wrestling moves does it take John Cena to win a match
5 cause thats all he’s got
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Have to kill off an hour?
Watch Todd Grisham do stand-up for 10 minutes
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How many midgets does it take to kill a good storyline?
Just one. Guess who?
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Sue
Sue Who?
Suplex!
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What did HHH say when Steph asked to borrow money from him?
"Sorry, I'm all tapped out."
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What did tazz say when he saw brocks jet landing?
Here comes the plane.
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The Big Show went to the WWE bar and said "give me a short", so Vince passed him Rey Misterio.
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The Dudleys were getting ready for a dinner party when all of the sudden Bubba realized that they weren't prepared yet. Quickly he yelled...
"DVon! Set the table!"
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You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask
You Stun your bus after your fired.
You wont walk down the halls of school unless your entrance music is playing.
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Why does Vince want to go to Heaven?
Cause he's got no chance in Hell...
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why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
[he didn't, he tore his quad stepping off the curb.]
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What's pink and black and goes round and round?
Bret Hart in a blender.
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Why did Jerry Lawler go to the pet store?
Cos he wanted to see some puppies!
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What is the difference between Chris Beniot and a monkey?
One is small, dull and has limited vocal ability. The other is a primate.
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What does Earl Hebner and Bret Hart's wife have in common?
They both screwed him.
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Why can't you find the Brock Lesnar toy in Toys R us?
Because he sold out.
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If Scott Steiner became a religous leader, what would his name be?
Big Poppa Pope
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What is Rey Misterio's Favorite type of music?
West Coast Pop
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What does Stone Cold say to a woman with 2 black eyes??
Nothing, he already told her twice!
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Loving the last one the most some other funny ones in there as well though
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lol... nice ones in there
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what did the rock say?
it does'nt matter what the rock said!!
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The "You know you watch way too much wrestling.." jokes pwn.
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LMAO those are funny :lol:
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What's the difference between John Cena and a matchbox?
One carries matches.
LOL
