CZW 9/13 Results for Both Shows(Joker's Retirment?)

CZW Chri$ Ca$h Memorial Show 2008
9/13/08 - Philadelphia, PA
-Chri$ Ca$h Memorial Battle Royal: Sami Callihan was victorious.
-Andy Sumner and Drew Gulak defeated Jon Dahmer and GQ.
-Danny Havoc defeated Devon Moore.
-Brain Damage defeated Toby Klein.
-The Necro Butcher defeated Little Mondo following interference from Toby Klein.
-B-Boy, Nate Webb, Nick Gage and Derek Frazier defeated Ruckus, Sabian, Joker and Eddie Kingston when Gage pinned Joker following 2 Chokebreakers.

Notes:
-Following the battle royal, Drew Gulak came out and a match was set up between him and Callihan for the night show.
-Toby Klein turned and joined up with Hollywood Necro. They beat down Little Mondo until Danny Havoc and Brain Damage made the save. The Dream Partners Tag Team Match on the night show will be Necro and Toby vs. Havoc and Brain Damage.
-Webb got beat on for 75% of the main event. Post-match, BLK OUT beat everyone down until Zandig and LOBO made the save. Devon Moore then came out and ran down Ca$h and his family and was chased out of the arena before Kingston did a tribute speech to Ca$h.

CZW Down With The Sickness 4-Ever 2008
9/13/08 - Philadelphia, PA
1. Michael Elgin and Andrew Sullivan defeated Cory Kastle and Danny Pagan.
2. Ryan Eagles defeated Jesse McKay with a Camel Clutch-like submission hold.
3. Jon Dahmer and GQ defeated Joe Gacy and Alex Colon when Dahmer pinned Colon following a Top Rope Move Of 1000 Maniacs.
4. WHACKS defeated Ernest Montgomery O'Keefe following a Senton Bomb off a ladder through a table.
5. TJ Cannon defeated LZ Cruz following a Shooting Star Double Stomp.
6. Danny Havoc and Brain Damage defeated The Necro Butcher and Toby Klein when Havoc pinned Klein with a roll-up.
Intermission
7. Ruckus defeated Nate Webb.
8. Sami Callihan defeated Drew Gulak.
9. Chuck Taylor and DJ Hyde defeated Pinkie Sanchez and Greg Excellent when Hyde pinned Excellent following the Summoning Lariat.
10. Joker and Sabian defeated B-Boy and Derek Frazier when Joker pinned B-Boy.
11. Nick Gage and Nate Hatred defeated Devon Moore and Drew Blood.

Notes:
-Michael Elgin has really "let himself go".
-The crowd was really hot for the Australian match.
-In the tag match, GQ tried to give Gacy a Ca$h Flow from the top rope but Gacy dropped like a ton of bricks.
-The Tough Crazy Bastards are now known as "Two Hollywood Bastards".
-DJ Hyde bowed out of his match with Webb and promised to "ruin" another match tonight. Ruckus was his replacement.
-Chuck Taylor brought DJ Hyde out as his bodyguard, leading to Gred Excellent coming out to back up Pinkie. The match was turned into a tag team bout.
-Following the BLK OUT tag match, Joker announced he was going back to Iraq and that he just wrestled his last match for good.