10 Signs Ur Gay

You blow every paycheck on gerbils.

You get offended by the word "Fruit Loops."

Your fantasies include prison showers and dropped soap.

Anyone mentions "The Village People" and you think of your neighbors.

Your nickname is "Homo."

Your friends want to kill Richard Simmons, you'd rather spank him.

You know over 10 people named Bruce.

There's always a "queer" taste in your mouth.

You wake up each morning and scratch someone else's balls.

wow , non of those iclude me . yay im straight