Limericks

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who peeped through a hole in the shutter
But all he could see
Was the prostitutes knees
and the arse of the man who was up her.

Two moments in Captain Hook's past
memory of which still leave him aghast.
A visit quite vile
from a big crocodile,
and that time he was wiping his ass!

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

I always read limerics with glee
while bending down on one knee
I laugh till I shudder
Like milk in an udder
But the milk in my pants is just pee.

The limerick's callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for us vulgar and rude.

(1 I made a month or so ago)
There once was a man from Norway
Who got his dick caught in the doorway
One day with a frown
He ripped the door down
Should of just used the knob anyway

More to be added by other members if they wish.