the madscotsman's Jokes pt 1

These are from another site I'm on and they are mine.

Warning: the folowing jokes can be classed as sick/ sexist.

What do a woman and a tornado have in comon?



In the begining they just suck and blow, but when they go they take you house and you car.
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They say that Princess Diana gave her heart to the world,


Well how come it was found in the glovebox.
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What do you call and Ethiopian with a Hardone?

A flicknife
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How do you know that an Ethiopian is going to be sick?

All his friends are standing around with spoons and straws.
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Slap the bitch.