The madscotsman's joke pt 2
Warning ; the following jokes can be classed as sick/ sexist.
A man walks into his local butchers to find a new assistant working behind the counter, instead of the usal one. Courious, he inquries.
Jimmy: Here, who are you! Where wee Barry?
Rab: My name's Rab, Tam had tae fire wee Barry.
Jimmy: How (why)?
Rab: Cause he was caught sticking his dick in the bacon slicer.
Jimmy whinces, at the thought.
Jimmy: Whit happened tae the bacon slicer?
Rab: Tam fired HER AS WELL!!
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How do you know it's bed time in Micheal Jackson's house?
Cause the big hand touches the little hand.
