Saturday Morning Slam Report - 1st December 2012

This week’s episode of Saturday Morning Slam goes overseas and will be in the United Kingdom.

The announcers this week are Josh Mathews and R Truth.

Match Number One: Jinder Mahal (with Heath Slater) versus Ted DiBiase

They lock up and Mahal with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. They lock up again and DiBiase with an arm drag and hip toss. Ted sends Mahal over the top rope and then he hits a pescado onto Slater and Mahal and Ted mocks the air guitar and throws in a little drum work.

They return to the ring and Mahal sends Ted into the turnbuckles and follows with an Irish whip to the sternum. Mahal with a slam and a near fall. Mahal with a butterfly suplex to DiBiase followed by a forearm to the chest. Mahal stretches DiBiase to potentially set up the camel clutch. DiBiase with an arm drag and he avoids a charge into the corner. DiBiase with a reverse atomic drop and a clothesline.

Ted with a sit out spinebuster for a near fall. Ted goes up top for a cross body but Mahal rolls through and gets a handful of tights to get the three count.

Winner: Jinder Mahal

We go to commercial.

We are back and since we are in the United Kingdom, it is time to get some tips from a native, Layla El.

She says that the hardest part about moving to the United States was the language. There are some differences.

The police are called ‘Bobbies’ in England.

The subway is called ‘The Underground’ or ‘Tube’.

An elevator is a ‘lift’.

The bathroom is a ‘loo’.

A number of wrestlers have come from the United Kingdom and it is a time to take a look at some in the Video Vault.

The first man is William Regal. He is a multi time champion, WWE Commissioner, and King of the Ring.

Next is Davey Boy Smith, the British Bulldog. He was trained in the Hart Dungeon and was one of the top Intercontinental Champion of all time.

Paul Burchill was another wrestler from the United Kingdom.

Finally, the leader of the Barrett Barrage, Wade Barrett.

We go into the Saturday Morning Spotlight to look at Wade Barrett. The grim realities of life smack you in the face where he comes from. He had enough of not getting his way. His goal was to become a World Champion. He is relentless and remorseless. His barrage will not be stopped.

We go to commercial.

We are back and next week will be ‘Cena Saturday’ in the Vortex.

Match Number Two:The Usos versus Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel

Gabriel and Jimmy start things off and they shake handes. Jimmy with a side head lock and shoulder tackle but he misses a boot to the chest. Gabriel misses a kick but he hits a leg sweep followed by a standing moonsault. Jimmy with an arm drag into an arm bar. Jey tags in and Justin gets to his corner and he tags in Tyson.

They shake hands and lock up. Jey works on the wrist but Kidd uses the ropes to hit a springboard arm drag. Jey with a shoulder tackle. Kidd avoids a slam and Kidd tries for an O’Connor Roll but Uso holds on to the ropes. Kidd kips up and he tries for a sharpshooter but Jey gets to the ropes and then to the floor.

Kidd goes to the apron and Gabriel with a dive onto Jimmy through Tyson’s legs and then Kidd with a cannonball onto Jey. We go to commercial.

We are back and Jimmy with two slams to Kidd as he starts to work on Kidd’s back. Jimmy with a suplex and he gets a near fall. Jimmy with a waist lock on Kidd. Jimmy with a belly-to-back suplex and Jey tags in. Jey with a reverse chin lock and body scissors on Kidd. Jimmy tags back in and he hits a back breaker and gets a near fall.

Jimmy goes up top but Kidd goes to the turnbuckles and hits an arm drag that sends Jimmy to the mat. Jey and Gabriel tag in and Gabriel with a springboard cross body for a near fall. Gabriel with a Blue Thunder Driver for a near fall. Jey with a Northern Lights suplex for a near fall. Jey with a full nelson face buster on Gabriel for a near fall. Jimmy pulls Kidd off the apron. Jey misses a diving head butt and Gabriel goes up top but he sees Jey move so Justin lands his feet. Jimmy is tagged in and the Usos hit an alley oop Samoan Drop for the three count.

Winners: The Usos

John Cena is in the back and he says that next week, he will make his in ring debut. He makes an open challenge and the 3 Man Band interrupt. Heath Slater says that the kids will be so happy to see John. Slater says that Cena’s open challenge is accepted.

We go to credits.


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