Saturday Morning Slam Report - 22nd December 2012

It is another Saturday morning and that means that we take a look at the WWE in the vantage point of the younger members of the WWE Universe.

An animated CM Punk tries to light an animated Christmas tree but it does not go on.

Since Christmas is on Tuesday, a number of Superstars are on the stage being led by John Cena to perform some Christmas carols.

The first song they sing has the following lyrics:

Dashing through the show So we can entertain O’er the ropes we’ll go Hope I land on Kane (sung by Damien Sandow) Funk is on a roll (sung by Brodus Clay) When you step into that ring (sung by AJ Lee) Yes No Yes No Okay Yes . . . (sung by Daniel Bryan) I’m not going to sing (sung by Kane) Ohhh Ring the bell Ring the bell Season’s here no doubt We won’t stop until we win Or I’m gonna knock you out (sung by Big Show) We go out to compete All alone (sung by Randy Orton) or in a pair (sung by Darren Young and Titus O’Neil) I can’t eat enough red meat (sung by Ryback) We fly through the air (sung by Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara) I’m the best in this whole world (sung by CM Punk) I know that is not true (sung by Sheamus) Excuse me, don’t you start a fight (sung by Vickie Guerrero) Can you dig it? You sing too (sung by Booker T) Ring the bell. Ring the bell We hope that you’re inspired If you aren’t entertained Then Vince will say YOU’RE FIRED (sung by an animated Vince McMahon)

We go back to the animated CM Punk’s attempts to light the Christmas tree and he continues to fail. He is knocked out of the way and an animated John Cena comes to save the day and he lights the tree and we see Santa in the background.

This is a Best of Saturday Morning Slam episode.

We will see Rey Mysterio in Action.

We take a look back at a match between Justin Gabriel and The Miz from the October 13th episode of Saturday Morning Slam.

We go to the ring with your announcers Santino Marella and Josh Mathews.

Match Number One: Justin Gabriel versus The Miz

They lock up and Miz with a hip toss and he tries to get the crowd to appreciate what he did. They lock up again and Miz with an arm drag and he bounces around. They lock up one more time and Miz with a slam and he continues to try to get the crowd behind him.

Miz with a side head lock but Gabriel with a hip toss and arm drag followed by a slam for a near fall. Gabriel with a wrist lock but Miz reverses with a hammer lock. Gabriel with an arm drag to escape. Gabriel with a rollup for a near fall. Gabriel returns to the arm but Miz with an Irish whip and Gabriel goes down due to the impact into the turnbuckle. Miz with another hard Irish whip.

Miz with a suplex and he gets a near fall. Miz with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Miz misses a boot to the head and Gabriel with a rollup for a near fall. Miz misses a charge into the corner. Gabriel gets sent to the apron and then he slides in under Miz. Gabriel with a flying shoulder tackle and he goes for a quebrada but Miz moves. Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the three count.

Winner: The Miz

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to go to the Superstar Spotlight and it is Rey Mysterio.

Rey mentions that the WWE was the first place that he unveiled the 619. We see him hitting the 619 the first time against Chavo Guerrero.

We go to the October 6th episode of Saturday Morning Slam for your next match.

Your announcers are Josh Mathews and Santino Marella.

Match Number Two: Rey Mysterio versus Michael McGillicutty

They lock up and Michael backs Rey into the corner and he taps Rey on the top of his head, showing Rey no respect. Michael gets down on his knees for an equal sized fight. Rey is not entertained by Michael’s actions. They lock up and Michael with a side head lock. Michael with a shoulder tackle and then he poses to show off his strength.

Michael with another shoulder tackle. Michael runs the ropes and he does not realize that Rey has moved out of the way. Michael wants to know if Rey is playing games. Michael pushes Rey but Rey with a kick. Michael with a knee and then he throws Rey under the ropes and when Rey hits the ground he rolls through and does some jumping jacks.

Michael goes to the floor but Rey returns to the ring. Rey with a baseball slide to Michael when he gets back on the apron. Rey with a seated splash to Michael off the apron and we go to commercial.

We are back and Rey gets a 619 chant started as he connects with shoulders in the corner. Rey with an Irish whip but Michael moves when Rey runs to the corner and Rey hits the turnbuckles. Michael sends Rey into the turnbuckles and connects with shoulders to the midsection. Michael with an elbow drop followed by a waist lock.

Rey gets to his feet and he escapes by stomping on Michael’s feet. Michael responds with a back breaker and he gets a near fall. Michael with another back breaker for a near fall. Michael with a bear hug on Rey. Rey claps his hands over Michael’s ears to get out of the hold. Rey is put on the top turnbuckle and Michael pats him on the head again.

Rey kicks Michael and hits a seated splash from the turnbuckles followed by a head scissors. Michael with an Irish whip but Rey moves when Michael charges into the corner. Rey tries for a moonsault but Michael stops him and gets Rey on his shoulders. Rey counters with a sunset flip for a near fall. Michael gets a near fall. Michael charges at Rey but Rey with a drop kick to the knees and he falls into the ropes. Michael with a kick to stop Rey’s 619 attempt. Rey kicks Michael and he does a flip reminiscent of his father.

Michael is put into the ropes and Rey does the 619, but this time it is to the back and then Rey with a dive from the top for the three count.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

Next week will be another best of edition of Saturday Morning Slam.

We go to credits.

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