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doctor & 3 patients
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Serious
back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to
your
back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door
was
open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I
looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What
the
hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for
a
while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm
and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients
do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from
the
3rd floor"
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lol, kinda stupid but its gives you a little laugh.
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