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a woman's dictionary
Woman Dictionary
Yes == No
No == Yes
Maybe == No
I'm sorry == You'll be sorry
We need == I want
It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want == You'll pay for this later
We need to talk == I need to complain
Sure go ahead == I don't want you to
I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly == You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights == I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient == I want a new house
I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV
You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? ==Too late, you're dead
DISCLAIMER:THIS IS JUST A JOKE.ANY WOMAN FEELING OFFENDED MUST NOT HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST ME.I AM IN NO WAY AGAINST WOMEN :D
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