John Cena Issues Injury Update On Torn Triceps, New WWE Alumni Profile, William Regal

- Nine days after undergoing surgery on a torn triceps, 13-time World Champion John Cena is still unable to move his arm. He released the following injury on Thursday morning. "Day 9, post Op. still can't move arm, may be bending rules a bit. I refuse to sit still. Stitches out in 5days. Then time 2 b #evenstronger," wrote Cena. Cena is facing a four-to-six month timetable before he returns to the ring again. - Nick Cvjetkovich, who briefly appeared as Kizarny in WWE, turns 40-years-old today.

- WWE.com has added late 1980s star Hillbilly Jim to its Alumni section. Now 61-years-old, Jim hosts a show on Sirius Satellite Radio, Hillbilly Jim's Moonshine Matinee, which plays a wide variety of classic country music and Southern rock. Between records, he tells stories of his time with the World Wrestling Federation.

- William Regal is scheduled to display his comedic talent as he headlines "An Audience With A Wrestling Villain 2" on Monday, November 11 at the The Frog & Bucket Comedy Club, Oldham Street, Manchester, England, at 11:00 p.m. Event information is available here.

That Regal thing sounds great.