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Hallmark Vday Rejects
We're perfect for each other...
I can't hold a job and you have a trust fund.
Will you be my sweet valentine?
Please let me know as soon as possible, because I have some backups in mind.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
One... Two.... yeah, that is about it I guess!
Tonight is going to be a special night.
Just you and me and ESPN.
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk but the
Thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
To my snuggly-wuggly, eentsy-weentsy, honeyy-baby...
I am going to screw you so hard tonight.
Honey, be mine!
Can I do you from behind?
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