Chelsea Green Issues ‘Executive Order’ Banning Wedgies After Regretful SmackDown Incident
Following the February 14, 2025 episode of SmackDown in Washington DC, WWE Women’s United States Champion Chelsea Green issued an official-looking decree banning a specific wrestling maneuver after an incident with rival “Nasty” Naomi.
In a document styled on presidential letterhead, complete with an official-looking seal, Green declared that following an “emergency vote” with her “cabinet” (likely referring to her on-screen associate Piper Niven), the use of wedgies during professional wrestling matches would be banned under “Code 4292 of the penal agreement” by a vote of 99-1.
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The proclamation, dated February 15, 2025, maintains Green’s ongoing character work as a self-important champion who presents herself with presidential gravitas. The document threatens “permanent banishment” for anyone using the banned move in “my ring.”
It concludes with Green assuring her “loyal followers of our beloved nation” that they may continue pledging allegiance to her “with the utmost confidence.”
