As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, he was quiteembarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
To cover hisembarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenlyburst out laughing and further embarrassing him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
