Her Drinks Say

Drink : Beer
Personality : Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink : Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated,
actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is. and you're in.

Drink : Shots
Personality : Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get
drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait...