His Drinks Say

Cheap Domestic Beer :
He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer :
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer :
He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Wine :
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a
sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Whisky :
He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit
anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Tequila :
Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something
with a pulse.

Barcardi Breezer-Hooch :
He's gay.