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Xplosion Report for March 10, 2006
It is Destination X weekend for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling and this is the first of the two shows this weekend to provide the final push for the pay per view. How did last week’s Impact build for Sunday’s pay per view? What will be the Xplosion Xclusive match of the week?
Jeremy Borash welcomes us and he says that they are counting down the hours to Destination X, which will be headlined by the Ultimate X match with Samoa Joe versus Christopher Daniels and A.J. Styles. What will happen when Samoa Joe climbs the ropes to get the belt? Christian has his first title defense against Monty Brown. There is also an eight man match on the pay per view.
Match Number One: Jeff Jarrett (with Jackie Gayda and Gail Kim), Abyss (with James Mitchell), and America’s Most Wanted versus Shark Boy, Cassidy Riley, Buck Quartermain, and Norman Smiley
The bell rings and James Storm goes after Cassidy Riley while Shark Boy tries to surprise Abyss. Jarrett kicks Norman Smiley while Chris Harris goes after Quartermain. Abyss, Jarrett, Smiley, and Shark Boy go outside the ring while Harris continues to work over Buck and Storm works over Riley. Harris ducks a clothesline from Quartermain and Harris hits a flying clothesline. Riley hits a handspring elbow on Storm and then he does Raven’s pose. Storm sends Riley to the apron and then Storm hits a super kick that sends Riley to the floor. Abyss and Shark Boy are now in the ring and Shark Boy punches Abyss followed by a drop kick that barely moves Abyss. Outside the ring, Smiley slams Jarrett’s head into the ring apron. Back in the ring, Abyss does not budge on an Irish whip attempt by Shark Boy and Abyss grabs Shark Boy’s hand and then he gets Shark Boy up for the Shock Treatment. Harris Irish whips Quartermain into the guardrail. Jarrett and Smiley enter the ring. Smiley with a slam to Jarrett and it is time for the Big Wiggle. Smiley turns around into a Black Hole Slam. Abyss covers, but Jarrett pulls Abyss off Smiley. Jarrett with the Stroke for the three count.
Winners: Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, and America’s Most Wanted
After the match, Alex Shelley comes to the ring and he has a video tape for Jarrett and Jeff appears to be very happy. Jarrett tells Jackie that he has the proof that Sting is a quitter. Team Canada comes out and they join the celebration. Eric Young does not appear to be too happy about the news. Alex tells Eric something as we go to commercial.
We are back and Matt Bentley and Traci Brooks are in the interview area with Jeremy Borash. Jeremy brings up Matt’s attack on Lance Hoyt last week on Xplosion. Matt says that a maverick is a man who takes chances. A man who does not play by the rules. Matt says that he is a maverick. He tells Lance that it does not matter how big you are, how tall you are, or how strong you are when you are lying flat on your back.
From out of nowhere, Jeff Jarrett comes in and tells Jeremy Borash that tonight there is going to be a viewing party. Tonight they will prove to Showtime and the world that Sting is a quitter. Jeff tells Jackie to come over to get the viewing room ready. Jackie tells Jeff no so he gives the tape to someone to hold. Eric takes the tape and he looks around. Gail tells Jackie that she will be doing this or did she forget about the internet. Jeff tells Jackie that he owns her and she will do what they want when they want. He asks Jackie again if she is going to get the viewing room ready. Jackie agrees to do it. Jeff wonders where the tape is and where Showtime went. They all leave the interview area while Jeremy, Matt, and Traci remain.
We see footage from Matt Bentley’s attack on Lance Hoyt during last week’s Xplosion broadcast after they worked together as a tag team.
Match Number Two: Lance Hoyt versus Kenny King
King with a springboard clothesline as the bell rings and then he punches Lance. Lance pushes Kenny down, but Kenny with a jumping kick and more punches. Lance with a knee and more punches. Lance kicks Kenny and then he leaps over the top rope to the floor while he drops Lance’s throat on the top rope. Kenny tries for another springboard move, but this time Lance is able to avoid it and he punches King in the abdomen. Hoyt with a double sledge to King followed by a back body drop. Hoyt hits a big boot and then he hits the Texas Tower Bomb for the three count.
Winner: Lance Hoyt
Konnan comes over to the announce table and he tells Don and Mike that they are going to make another example of a member of the Armstrong family. What they did to ‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong was nothing compared to what they are going to do to BG James. Homicide and Machette bring out BG James. They prepare to attack BG James, but Kip makes the save and they chase the Latin American Exchange to the back. We go to commercial.
We are back with Ron Killings’s video for ‘Wass Up’.
Eric Young shows the cameraman that he has the video tape.
Match Number Three: Team Canada (Eric Young, Bobby Roode, and Petey Williams [with Scott D’Amore]) versus Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt, and Jay Lethal
Sabin and Williams start things off. Williams with forearms to Sabin’s back. Williams tries for a leap frog, but Sabin holds on to the ropes. Williams charges at Sabin, but Sabin with a back kick to Williams followed by a drop kick to Williams’s knees and a rollup for a near fall. Sabin chops Williams and then he Irish whips Williams followed by a flying forearm and then he tosses Petey to the mat. Sabin goes up to the second turnbuckle for a missile drop kick for a two count. Lethal tags in and he clotheslines Williams and gets a two count. Williams backs Lethal into the corner. Williams tries to punch Lethal, but Dutt blocks the punch and Sabin punches Petey. Lethal with a hip toss followed by a cartwheel into a drop kick on Williams for a two count. Lethal with an Irish whip, but Roode makes the blind tag. Lethal with an elbow to Williams as he comes off the ropes and then he hits a drop kick on Roode as Bobby enters the ring. Williams with a German suplex to Lethal followed by a belly-to-back suplex for a two count. Roode slams Lethal’s head into the turnbuckle and then he chokes Lethal with his boot. Williams tags in and he puts Lethal in the Tree of Woe and it is time to sing before pulling Lethal back to the ring. Roode is tagged back in and he rakes Lethal’s eyes. Roode with a rear chin lock to Lethal.
From out of nowhere, Jeff Jarrett comes to the ring and he wants to talk to Eric Young. Young refuses to give Jarrett the tape. Scott and Jeff tell Eric to give him the tape. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Lethal with a jumping leg lariat to Roode. Williams and Dutt tag in and Sonjay punches Petey. Roode hits Dutt from behind and puts Dutt in a full nelson. Dutt kicks a charging Williams and then he hits an arm drag on Roode. Dutt with an enzuigiri to Roode that sends Bobby into the ropes. Dutt with a spinebuster to Williams followed by a springboard moonsault for a two count with Roode making the save. Sabin with a springboard tornado DDT to Roode and Bobby goes outside the ring. Lethal with a somersault plancha onto Young and when Eric goes down, Jarrett takes the tape and goes to the back. Williams sets Dutt for the Canadian Destroyer, but Dutt counters. Dutt with a rollup, but the referee is distracted by Bobby Roode. Williams sends Dutt into the ropes and D’Amore hits Dutt with the hockey stick. Williams hits the Canadian Destroyer for the three count. We go to commercial.
Jeremy Borash is in the interview area with the current NWA World Heavyweight Champion, Christian Cage. Christian covers Jeremy’s mouth so he can soak in the crowd noise inside the Impact Zone. He says that it sounds like they are live inside the Peep Zone tonight. The question on Jeremy’s mind is the same one that is on everybody’s mind. Will Christian Cage make his first title defense a successful defense at Destination X? From out of nowhere, Abyss and James Mitchell enter the interview area. Mitchell calls Christian a thief because he leap frogged over Abyss and stole his opportunity. Now he is wearing a belt that belongs around Abyss’s waist. James says that Christian has two options. Either give Abyss a title shot or . . . click . . . Doomsday. James wants to know what the answer is going to be. Christian says that he is tired of people like him and Monty Brown who walk around and . . .
From out of nowhere, Monty Brown attacks Christian and Monty punches Christian as they fight through the back and up the Chute of Heelish Impact and onto the Stage of Heelish Impact. Christian punches Monty, but Monty regains the advantage. Christian slams Monty’s head into the wall twice, but when he charges at Monty, the challenger moves out of the way and Christian hits the wall. Monty with a POUNCE to Christian that knocks Christian to the floor and onto the guardrail. Christian is down while Rhino comes over to check on Christian. Monty brings out the NWA Title belt and holds it over his head as we go to commercial.
We are back and Jeremy reminds us about Destination X this Sunday and he tells people to get there early since they have turned away hundreds of people from the pay per views. The Naturals enter to talk about their tag title match that will be shown next week. Andy mentions that they have been three time champions and it will not hurt to win the titles one more time. Chase says that the tag division has grown with Team 3D, the James Gang, and LAX, but nobody knows America’s Most Wanted like The Naturals.
Match Number Four: Diamonds in the Rough (Simon Diamond, David Young, and Elix Skipper) versus Lance Hoyt, Jay Lethal, and Shark Boy in the Xplosion Xclusive match of the week
Shark Boy and Young start things off and Shark Boy with a side lock into a hammer lock. Young reverses and he slaps Shark Boy in the fin. Shark Boy with a fireman’s carry into a wrist lock. Shark Boy with a neck breaker for a two count. Shark Boy goes up for the punches of ten, but instead of the tenth punch, he bites Young. Shark Boy prepares to bite Young, but Young kicks and punches Shark Boy. Young tags in Diamond, who yells at Young. This allows Shark Boy to bite Simon. Shark Boy is admonished by the referee, but when the ref checks on Diamond, Shark Boy bites the referee. Lethal is tagged in and he hits a springboard drop kick. Diamond chops and punches Lethal followed by an Irish whip into the corner. Lethal with a jumping leg lariat from the second turnbuckle for a two count. Diamond with a short arm clothesline and then he tags in Skipper. Lethal with two arm drags to Skipper followed by chops. Skipper charges at Lethal and he is sent to the apron. Skipper with a forearm to Lethal and then he tries for a tilt-a-whirl move from the apron, but Lethal blocks it and sends Skipper back to the apron. Lethal punches Skipper and then he comes off the ropes, but Skipper with a slingshot clothesline to Lethal for a two count. Young is tagged in and Young kicks Lethal followed by a swinging neckbreaker by Young for a two count. Lethal punches Young, but when he comes off the ropes Young with a spinebuster for a two count that gets broken up by Hoyt. Skipper tags in and punches Lethal followed by a snap mare and kick to Lethal’s back for a two count.
We skip ahead in the match to Lethal giving Young a belly-to-back suplex. Hoyt is tagged in and he clotheslines Kipper and gives Diamond a back elbow. Hoyt with a flapjack to Young followed by a hip toss to Skipper and a side slam to Diamond. He finishes up the flurry with a side slam to Young. Lethal tags in and he hits a springboard diving head butt to Young, but Diamond breaks up the cover. Hoyt kicks Diamond and Shark Boy kicks Diamond and then Shark Boy with the Dead Sea Drop to Diamond. Skipper and Young with the double belly-to-back suplex set up in to a face first driver for the three count. We go to commercial.
Winners: Diamonds in the Rough
We are back and we are presented with a warning that SpikeTV does not condone the behavior or content of this segment. It is time for the latest viewing party. Jeff says that everyone should give Alex Shelley a round of applause. Jeff says that if Alex was in the military, he would get a Congressional Medal of Honor. Alex tries to tell Jeff something, but Jeff cuts him off. Jeff tells Eric to watch the video. Eric still looks afraid of what they will see.
We see Alex following Sting and Alex says that patience is a virtue. We see Sting coaching his son’s football team and walking with his daughter. Alex sees Sting and his family crossing the road and Alex makes an Abbey Road reference. They go to footage of Sting at the driving range. They go to footage from Thursday when Sting confronts Alex and tells him to turn off the camera. Sting wants to know if Alex thinks it is funny and Alex says no. Sting then wants to know why Alex is doing this and he tells Alex to get a life. He tells Alex to tell Jeff Jarrett to get a life and stop filming his personal life. They stepped over the line. Sting says that he will be at the next pay per view and Jeff better have eyes in the back of his head because it isn’t funny and it isn’t a joke. Jarrett will wish that he never started this whole thing. Sting is not coming to the pay per view . . . Steve Borden is going to be at the pay per view. Sting drives away.
We return to the party room and James Storm is in so much shock that he is spilling beer on his shirt. Everyone else in the room, except Jackie Gayda is in shock. Jeff asks Eric if Sting said that he was coming to the pay per view. Jeff asks Alex if he thought that was an important thing to bring up. Alex said that it crossed his mind.
Match Number Five: Shannon Moore and Samoa Joe versus A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels
Moore and Styles start things off and Styles backs Moore into the corner and Styles with a clean break. Moore with forearms to Styles, but A.J. with an elbow to Moore. Moore blocks a hip toss, but Styles hits a hip toss. Styles with a punch to Moore and then he charges at Moore, but Styles is sent to the apron. Styles with a head scissors that sends Moore to the floor. Joe comes into the ring and A.J. moves out of the way and Daniels punches Joe followed by Styles with a punch. They continue to exchange punches to Joe. Joe and Daniels with double back elbows followed by double shoulder tackles that send Joe to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Joe and Styles are in the ring. Styles backs Joe into his corner and he tags in Daniels. Styles tries to set up for a double suplex while Daniels punches Joe in the ribs. Styles and Daniels appear to have some communication problems. Styles tries to set up Joe for the double suplex again, but Daniels continues to punch Joe in the ribs. A.J. gives up on double teaming Joe and goes to the apron. Joe chops Daniels and then he tags in Moore. Moore kicks Daniels and then he chops Daniels followed by a forearm. Styles is tagged in and he hits a phenomenal drop kick for a two count. Styles slams Moore’s head into the turnbuckle and then tags in Daniels. Daniels with a jumping leg lariat to Moore. Styles is tagged in and he connects with forearms. A.J. goes off the ropes, but Joe with a knee from the apron and Moore with a drop kick. Joe is tagged in and he kicks Styles in the head. Joe with a reverse atomic drop followed by the Shining Mister and senton splash. Joe backs Styles into the corner and then Irish whips A.J. and follows that with a running knee to A.J.’s chest. Moore is tagged in and he kicks and chokes Styles. Moore with a forearm to Styles, but Styles punches Moore. Moore punches Styles while Joe holds A.J. Moore comes off the ropes and tries for a running forearm, but A.J. moves out of the way and Moore hits Joe instead. Moore with a forearm to A.J., but A.J. with a spin kick and both men are down. Daniels tags in and he connects with forearms to Moore and Joe. Daniels continues the attack with a clothesline to Moore. Joe with a back kick to Daniels. Daniels kicks Moore and Joe and then runs Shannon into Joe’s chest and Joe goes outside the ring to the floor. Styles with a somersault plancha over Moore onto Joe. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Daniels with a rollup for a two count. Moore with the Mooregasm and gets a two count. Moore chops Daniels. Moore leap frogs Daniels, but Daniels with a flatline to Moore. Daniels sets up Moore for the Angel’s Wings, but Joe comes in and hits a clothesline on Daniels for the three count.
Winners: Samoa Joe and Shannon Moore
After the match, while Joe jaws with the crowd, A.J. Styles puts the belt on the cables and then he pushes it into the center of the cables. Joe kicks the guardrail and looks at the belt hanging over the ring.
Jeremy Borash is in the back and Jeff Jarrett is laying down on a bench while Scott D’Amore is pacing around saying that they are screwed. Jeremy talks about how the announcement that Steve Borden will be at Destination X has not been well received. Scott tells Jeff that they are screwed. Jeff says that they are not screwed and he has an idea, and his number is on speed dial. We go to credits.
