16 DEC PWU vs. JCW Results; ICP's Surprise is Raven
“The Good Guy” Azrieal vs. Aramis
The XFC graduate, Aramis comes out to a very warm welcome. However, Azrieal had a few words for Aramis, letting him know that he won’t be underestimating him this time, as he lost his last match against Aramis due to carelessness.
Both men immediately go after each other fast and furiously, with Azrieal eventually getting the upper hand early on. The self proclaimed “good guy” didn’t quite live up to his moniker as he frequently used the ropes against Aramis and took advantage of the ref’s 5 count on chokes and keeping Aramis tied up in the corner. At which point, the crowd quite vocally informed Azrieal that he sucked. Aramis took advantage of the crowd’s distractions and hit a big reverse suplex on Azrieal for a near fall. Aramis continued his assault on Azrieal with a series of lucha influenced pin attempts, but Azrieal was able to hit a flying knee to regain control. Azrieal put Aramis down with an electric chair drop and went to the top for a double stomp to the back of Aramis’ head, but Aramis dodged and rolled up Azrieal with a school boy pin for the three count. Aramis 2, Azrieal 0. Winner: Aramis
Following the opening contest, Executive Vice President, Annie Social and CEO Tod Gordon made their way down to the ring to address the crowd. Tod expressed his displeasure with what happened last month, which brought out Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse. Shaggy lays out Annie with a clothesline and J puts the boots to Gordon and they began to paint their faces in clown makeup. Luckily, before that went on for too long, Corp. and AMIL rushed down to the ring and broke up the assault. While the ICP was stopped for the time being, they declared that it’s not over and they’ll see them in the main event.
PWU Big Man Battle Royal featuring: Sinister X, Kwame, “The Complete” Pete Hunter, Daemon Slugga, Gemini, and Big Slam.
Everyone immediately goes after Big Slam and he is eliminated right off the bat. The giants then turn their attention to the remaining entrants from there. The Krash Krew, Kwame and Gemini took advantage of their tag experience and worked over the others as a team, and threw out Sinister X. At this point, the Krew began dominating the remaining combatants, and brutalizing everyone in sight. However, their union was short lived as Gemini got rid of both Slugga and Kwame. While Gemini was admiring his handiwork, XFC Standout, Pete Hunter, came from behind and tossed out Gemini to become the winner of the PWU Big Man Battle Royal.
Winner: “The Complete” Pete Hunter
“Primetime” Teddy Fine and Drew Blood aka “The Bosom Buddies” vs. The O’Doyles.
Teddy tried getting cute with KJ in the beginning, but wound up eating a huge press slam due to his antics. This leads to CJ and Drew going at each other, with Drew out-wrestling CJ and the buddies taking over via some rather dynamic tag offense. However, it was the O’Doyles, who eventually overcame the buddies with their overpowering tag team efforts, defeating Teddy with a flipping neck breaker combo.
Winner: The O’Doyles
After the match, CJ said he wanted to beat up some JCW Juggalos, and Big Chuck Wagon (JCW) answered the challenge. The O’Doyles began to double team Chuck Wagon, gaining a brief advantage, but the mammoth Chuck soon regained control. Luckily for the O’Doyles, they were able to stop the onslaught and pin Chuck with a cross body / dropkick combo. Chuck wasn’t alone for long though, as his fellow JCW compatriot, Dyson Pryce (JCW) stormed the ring and the Juggalos destroyed the O’Doyles, whipping up the JCW fans into a celebratory frenzy.
“2006 Pitbull/Public Enemy Tag Tournament Winners” A.M.I.L. vs. “The Rottweilers” Joker and Ricky Reyes for the trophy.
The Rottwielers immediately go after A.M.I.L. like their namesake, and hold nothing back. Unfortunately, for Joker and Reyes, Money wound up soon showing them why they hold the trophy and begin to use their speed and agility to work over The Rottwielers. Each team’s advantage didn’t last as it was truly a back and forth match with each impressive team taking turns both dealing out and suffering punishment. Joker and Reyes each took turns working over the leg of Pusha and definitely took the spring out of his step. Joker’s high angle back drop driver almost took the life of Murda, prompting the crowd to chant “Why’d you do that?!” It was all down hill from there for Money, as the Rottwielers never let up on them, chewing them apart, with Reyes eventually making Murda submit to the Dragon Sleeper. The Rottwielers first act as new holders of the Pitbull/Public Enemy Trophy was to obliterate it with Reyes’ shotgun like kicks, destroying if entirely.
Winner and new holders of the Pitbull/Public Enemy Tag Team Tournament Trophy, “The Rottwielers”
“Richie Rich” Bryer Wellington (JCW) vs. “The REAL Pitbull” Gary Wolf (PWU)
Gary immediately began beating the snot out of Bryer’s personal man servant who escorted him down to ringside. But he was stopped by an onslaught onto Bryer Wellington. That didn’t last long though, as the Pitbull quickly regained control. Every time Gary gained the advantage, the smarmy Wellington would make his presence known again. Ultimately, it was Mr. Wellington’s interfering man servant that cost him dearly, as a mistimed attempt to double team Gary Wolf caused Wellington to be pile-driven through the announcer’s table and then threw him into the ring, pinning him, 1-2-3.
Winner: “The REAL Pitbull” Gary Wolfe (PWU)
PWU Women’s Champion, Mercedes Martinez vs. Detox - Loser leaves PWU for 120 days. No DQ, There Must Be a Winner.
Detox, dressed as a referee, jumped Mercedes from behind and started right in on Martinez. The match quickly spilled into the crowd though, as Mercedes tore into Detox with a chair and began to beat Detox all throughout the arena. Once back in the ring, Mercedes laid into Detox with a series of impressive suplexes and power moves. Detox bailed and grabbed two chairs and attempted to hit Martinez with one off the top rope, but Mercedes countered with a chair to the face and a backdrop driver for a two count. Mercedes then proceeds to deliver an amazing top rope twisting fisherman’s buster for the win. All of the women in PWU join Mercedes in the ring to celebrate with her. Amy Lee wasn’t there with good intent though as she laid out Mercedes the Women’s title and cleared the others from the ring, and drilling Martinez with a steel chair. With Mercedes laid out, Amy challenges her to face a real woman and then introduces her man, Ian Rotten.
PWU World Champion Devon Moore vs. Ian Rotten w/ Amy Lee and the Mad Doctor
Ian informs the crowd that he is tired of all the hardcore, and that the fans of “Filth”-adelphia don’t deserve what he can offer as “The Undisputed King of HARDCORE” and that he is going to out-wrestle Devon Moore and become the new PWU Champion.
Devon makes his way out to the ring through the crowd to a huge ovation and let’s Ian know who’s the hometown boy, not to mention, the champion. Both men lock up, exchanging holds, with Ian surprisingly getting the better of Moore. Rotten then proceeds to put on a proverbial wrestling clinic, handling Devon with ease. Ian continues to work nearly every limb on Moore’s body, attempting to break him down early on in the match. Devon gets a chance to display some of his wrestling prowess, but the experienced ring general, Ian, counters and regains control. Ian then proceeds to do what he does best, and beat on Devon without mercy. Rotten unleashes standing somersault sentons, twisting frog slashes, a massive bear hug, and brutal cross-face strikes to pummel Devon into the mat. Ian is relentless and delivers a series of head butts to Moore, busting him open, and dropkicks Devon in the corner nearly taking his face off. Ian moves in to deliver the killing blow, but never down and out, Devon Moore proves why he is the champion and manages to reverse Ian into a pinning maneuver and successfully retaining his championship.
Winner and still champion: Devon Moore
PWU Hardcore Champion, Corporal Robinson and The Backseat Boyz (PWU) vs. The Insane Clown Posse and 2 Tuff Tony (JCW)
Team JCW comes out to a huge reaction from the Juggalos in the house and after making their presence known, Shaggy 2 Dope informs the crowd that he tore his ACL recently and that he wasn’t going to risk anything for PWU, and announces his replacement in the match to be… Dyson Pryce! Kashmere and Acid come out and Johnny tells ICP that they may have their big boy, Dyson Pryce… but PWU has their big boy… Corporal Robinson, and out comes the man… Coporal Robinson!
The match begins and we have absolute 6 man tag madness. Team JCW and Team PWU are at each other’s throat and are hungry for blood. Each company’s fans are screaming their support for their respective favorites as all six men brawl into the stands and around the arena. There are suplexes onto the concrete, thunderous chair shots, trash cans and more. It really is total war. Corp. busts out with a table and sets it up, then moving on to assault Team JCW with anything he can find. 2 Tuff then sets up a table as Shaggy chokes Trent with his crutch. Tony hits Kashmere with the teabag driver and then lays him out on the table. Tony off the top to the outside with a corkscrew splash onto Kashmere through the table! Out comes Tod Gordon and is kicking Shaggy’s ass, and cuffing him to the guard rail. Corp and Pryce in the ring with the table, Corp off the top with a leg drop through the table! Everyone is down but Tony and he heads in after Corp. Corp locks in his camel clutch finisher, The Bootcamp, bitch!!! Tony taps!!! The lights go out… It’s RAVEN!!! And he’s wearing a JCW jersey!!! Evenflow DDT on Corp.!!! Raven begins to run down Tod but Tod isn’t having it and tears into Raven and pops him right in the mouth. Raven goes after Gordon but the entire PWU locker room empties out and clears the ring, sending Team JCW to the back running. Gordon gets on the mic and says next month, no excuses… Steel Cage, WAR GAMES STYLE!!!
Source: Gerweck
