Tips On How To Get A Life
*ppl keep mention this Life subject to me... not a clue what they mean* :redfaced:
It's never easy to overcome a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but here are some easy steps to recovery!
Difficulty Level: Hard
Time Required: Years
Here's How:
1) Let go of the mouse.
2) Turn off the computer.
3) Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
4) Eat something other than taco chips.
5) Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
6) Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your buddy list about it.
7) Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible).
8) Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
9) If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
10) Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
11) Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.
12) Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.
