Hungover Signs

* You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight.

* Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."

* Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

* You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets.

* You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

* You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

* The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"

* All day long your motto is, "Never again."

* You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottlesaround your bed.

* Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"